Beyonce A Pregnant Nightmare

Jay Z announced his wife is pregnant again or pretending to be pregnant or they found a surrogate willing to be killed after delivering the baby if her family can be airlifted out of Borneo or some shit. This one might be real because Beyonce is making insane demands of... read more

Beyonce and Jay Z Are Going to Make It

According to Matthew Knowles, the Jay Z and Beyonce divorce rumors of the past several months were a complete fiction ginned up to create buzz around their summer concert tour. Knowles says he used to do this shit all the time when he managed Beyonce and Destiny's Child:... read more

Beyonce And Jay Z Are Living A Lie And Shit Around The Web

Beyonce did her best at last night's VMAs to dispel rumors that she and Jay Z both wish they were fucking somebody else at night. They were all snuggly and used their stripper named baby as a prop for their lies. Let it go, B. Read all about Jay Z and Beyonce's brave... read more

Blue Ivy's Real Mom Might Take Her Back

According to the website MediaTakeOut, which was once almost right about something in 2012, a woman named Tina Seals carried Blue Ivy in her belly for nine months and is now suing for custody. According to HollywoodLife.com, which takes completely unfounded stories and... read more

Liv Apologizes to Beyonce for Not Fucking Jay Z (VIDEO)

Jay Z's in a fucking pickle. It's bad when even the chicks you're not boning outside your marriage are performing songs about how you wanted to bone them. Some self-described rapper chick named Liv made a music video in her apartment by the freeway where she plays... read more

Beyonce Sucks At Rap

Beyonce acknowledged the elevator brawl involving Jay Z and her sister on a horrendous new auto-tuned track. The remix to Flawless features Beyonce boasting about herself to a degree professional wrestlers would find embarrassing. With non ironic peacocking Beyonce... read more

Beyonce And Jay Z Probably Splitting And Shit Around The Web

America's second most annoying couple, Jay Z and Beyonce, are rumored to be splitting up. The reason seems to be that Jay Z likes to stick his dick in other women while Beyonce's independently wealthy and doesn't need that shit. Read all about the trouble in d-bag... read more

Beyonce, That's Actually Pretty Impressive (VIDEO)

You know I, thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em Cause I don't fucking need em Take em out the hood, keep em looking good But I don't fucking feed em First time they fuss I'm breezing Talking bout, what's the reasons I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch Truer... read more

Jay Z Blings Off Beyonce's Little Sister

I don't care if you're trying to shut up your 50-year younger Latina hooker so you can keep your NBA franchise or your old lady's feisty little sister tried to kick your ass in an elevator, you can never go wrong with a big-ass blood diamond to squelch that nonsense.... read more

Solange Is An Adult And Deleted Beyonce From Her Instagram Photos

The reason for Solange Knowles' attempted elevator massacre of Jay Z is becoming a little bit clearer as more and more pieces are put into place and new rumors are made up to provide juicier headlines. For starters, Solange has deleted all but one photo of her and her... read more

Solange Knowles Was Fighting Everyone At The Met Gala

Now that the elevator surveillance footage dust has settled, everybody who doesn't have anything more important to worry about wants to know why the hell Solange Knowles tried to beat the shit out of Jay Z at a Met Gala after party. Is it because he cheated on Beyonce... read more

Solange Knowles Lost Her Shit On Jay Z (VIDEO)

It's hard to tell what is going on in this elevator surveillance video footage and who is involved, but TMZ claims that it shows Beyonce's sister, Solange Knowles, trying to beat the shit out of Jay Z. The scrap reportedly took place during a Met Gala after party in New... read more