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Solange Is An Adult And Deleted Beyonce From Her Instagram Photos

The reason for Solange Knowles' attempted elevator massacre of Jay Z is becoming a little bit clearer as more and more pieces are put into place and new rumors are made up to provide juicier headlines. For starters, Solange has deleted all but one photo of her and her sister, Beyonce, from her Instagram account, which means that this is a family affair and the likelihood of Jay Z's wife taking his side over her own...read more

Solange Knowles Was Fighting Everyone At The Met Gala

Now that the elevator surveillance footage dust has settled, everybody who doesn't have anything more important to worry about wants to know why the hell Solange Knowles tried to beat the shit out of Jay Z at a Met Gala after party. Is it because he cheated on Beyonce with someone younger who doesn't look like she hasn't taken a shit in five years? Did he promise to make her a bigger star and then fail to come through...read more

Solange Knowles Lost Her Shit On Jay Z (VIDEO)

It's hard to tell what is going on in this elevator surveillance video footage and who is involved, but TMZ claims that it shows Beyonce's sister, Solange Knowles, trying to beat the shit out of Jay Z. The scrap reportedly took place during a Met Gala after party in New York City, but it isn't known what might have caused Solange to try to murder the father of her niece like this. It's fun to think that she lost her...read more

Beyonce Is the Most Influential Person in the World

As print magazines continue to circle the toilet bowl, you're going to see them increasingly imitating Buzzfeed and other online sites that tap into the mental porn loving faculties in the brain. Lists. Rankings. Countdowns. Things that seem intriguing on their face, like a painted harlot, only to deliver little satisfaction and steal your wallet in the process. Because Time is still somewhat Time, they elevated their...read more

Jay Z And Beyonce Are Just Normal Parents

Beyonce and Jay Z took a little break from the former's European concerts for some play time in Dublin yesterday with their daughter, Blue Ivy, because they're just normal parents who want a good life for their child. Of course, while most kids her age are hanging out in pre-school or daycare while their parents are hard at work to keep the middle class from vanishing, Blue Ivy is being pampered on private jets and...read more

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Jay Z Is Getting Too Old For This Shit

All the virgin sacrifices and Illuminati pagan blood rituals in the world can't change the fact that Jay Z isn't the young man that he used to be, which is probably why he looked a little tired and grumpy last night after hanging out at the Arts Club in London. Beyonce, on the other hand, looked ready to party even as they left, which is amazing considering she had also performed earlier that night. It just goes to...read more

Beyonce's Music Is Getting Even Better

People who say that a music artist shouldn't need to get naked to sell music obviously don't like really crappy music sung by girls who everybody just wants to see naked. Ipso facto or some shit like that. The less clothes Beyonce wears in her music videos, the better her songs. That's just science. This new song Partition looks, I mean, sounds particularly strong. When that dude grabs her tits and then she waves her...read more

Beyonce Shows Off Her Butt In A Thong During Her Grammy Performance Rehearsals

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Beyonce Samples Space Shuttle Challenger Audio For Shitty New Song

Beyonce is in deep shit for sampling audio from the Challenger explosion for her new song XO. Jay Z's baby mama thought it would be a good idea to revisit a national tragedy and take a clip from the NASA transcripts right before the shuttle blew up in 1986. A voice is heard saying, "Flight controllers here looking very carefully at the situation. Obviously a major malfunction". What the fuck that has to do with the...read more

Jay Z And Beyonce Spend Six-Large On Sex Toys

Jay Z and Beyonce celebrated the release of her new album by dropping $6,000 on dildos and buttplugs at a New York sex shop. It all went down at a chic Lower East Side rubber cock emporium called Babeland. The two apparently went in there and stocked up on vibrating eggs and nipple clamps for the vegan romantic interest in your life. Still, six grand seems like a might tough tally at a sex toy shop. I went to Babeland...read more

Beyoncé Is Very Good At Releasing Albums

Now that she's stunned the universe by being the first person to ever unexpectedly release a new album on the Internet (at least according to the response she's received), Beyoncé held a meet and greet with some fans in New York City yesterday to really drive home what a woman of the people she is. Beyoncé is so committed to her fans that she looked absolutely genuine as she made them all stand behind a barricade so...read more

Beyonce Is Good At Selling

Beyonce is good at many things. By many, I mean three. Looking good, walking in heels, and making money. There are any number of professions where a woman could translate those talents into success. Hooking, the retail banking industry, and popular music come to mind. Beyonce chose to skip retail banking. Here's Beyonce visually interpreting one of her many new tracks that all sounds the same, Drunk in Love. I think...read more

Beyonce Causes Collective Hollywood Orgasm

Beyonce might be a painfully self-involved diva with a daughter who's still stowed in an animal crate four airports ago, but she's also a fucking genius. Not Beyonce per se, not so good with the letters and numbers, but her business people, pretty brilliant. Dropping a full album onto iTunes last night without any pre-promotion or notice is just a billion dollars worth of savvy. Somehow, within sixty seconds of...read more

Beyonce Posts Bikini Vacation Photos To Her Tumblr

Mrs. Carter joined her husband in his 22-day vegan challengewhen her staff alerted her to the fact that there'd not been a fresh news story on her in almost forty-eight hours. They were going to go with a cute mommy and me beach time story during her Jamaica tour stop, but when they arrived in Kingston, Beyonce's handlers had to embarrassingly admit nobody could remember where the hell they had left Blue Ivy. So they...read more