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Jay Z Goes Plant Based

Jay-Z has taken on the 22 day vegan challenge. Only he's calling it 'plant based diet' instead of vegan because that's what Jay-Z does. He tinkers with phrasing to mean the exact same thing then people throw money at him. For Jay-Z, this isn't so much about evacuating his bowels as it is the spirituality of numbers. He turned 44 on December 3 when he began the 22-day challenge. 22 is half of 44 by Jay-Z's...read more

A Shirtless Fan Pulled Beyoncé Off The Stage In Brazil (VIDEO)

The worst part about this video of a shirtless and presumably crazed fan pulling Beyoncé from the stage at her concert in Sao Paulo, Brazil last night isn't that she could have been injured or he could have committed far greater acts of violence after the fact. It's that as soon as the singer was rescued and returned to the stage by her gigantic security team, the guards didn't immediately pull the fan on stage,...read more

People Care a Lot About Beyonce's Hair

Just last week, the people who care about hair world was brought to a standstill when Beyonce showed off something called the Pixie cut. I think it means short hair. But it took four hours and eight million dollars to perfect so it was a big deal.Then, just a few days later, new bob cut! Can you imagine. I'm not sure how regular people are supposed to handle this. Beyonce was perfectly composed however as she left the...read more

Beyonce Touch Causes Fan To Feel the Spirit (VIDEO)

Someday, all people will come to know the true power of Beyonce. How she can sing a note that cures cancer. Her perfectly round feces are a superfood. And no matter what woman Jay-Z slips into after his show, Beyonce becomes with child. You don't need to explain the powers of Bey to this fellow who was touched by the divine presence in concert. He went down with the Holy Ghost. The two of them on the ground...read more

Beyonce Looked Totes Awesome at Vigil For Trayvon Martin

Tons of celebrities got into the Trayvon Martin protests this past week. How can you not be outraged after hearing about the case from your make-up assistant? But none really managed to jump on the right side of history while looking like a million bucks like Beyonce. Ever since seeing herself in her own documentary and realizing she was black, Beyonce has really felt in touch with her roots. She and Jay-Z hit up the...read more

Jay Z And Justin Timberlake Paid Tribute To Trayvon Martin (VIDEO)

Jay Z and Beyoncé spent Saturday in New York City protesting the verdict in the George Zimmerman case with Trayvon Martin's mom and, of course, the Reverend Al Sharpton, whose radar for TV cameras and celebrity photo opportunities is sharper than ever. Jay Z and Beyoncé have apparently been very focused on the aftermath of the trial, as Mrs. Carter dedicated a song to the deceased teenager last weekend and Jay...read more

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Beyonce Gets Nude And Covered In Glitter

I guess that's how you get big name female celebrities to do photo shoots. You pitch some crazy ass artistic vision. I see your nude form contorted and covered in endless glitter. It represents the duality of success to a female artist, beauty, pain, gold, suffering. Some shit like that. If I had Beyonce alone in the studio I'd probably go Coco from Fame on her and convince her to take her top off for the camera while...read more

Beyonce Drinks Wine, Loses Baby

I don't know why people get so worked up over whether or not Beyonce is going to have another baby. But they do. Despite Beyonce denying that she's pregnant since the last rumor came out, nobody wanted to believe it. So Beyonce went and shot a picture of herself drinking booze, to prove it. She posted it to her personal website where I guess people go. I'm not sure that photo actually proves anything. Personally, I'd...read more

Beyonce Ass Slapped in Concert (VIDEO)

I suppose it's some kind of felonious activity to smack a woman on the ass these days, but there has to be some exceptions. Like Beyonce's ginormous cans waving with sparkles in your face. Even the lowest form of mammalian life is going to be intrigued by that big shiny bauble. I can't blame a Danish guy for taking a whack. Yes, it's true, that there's a girl just six thousand miles locked away pregnant with...read more

Because I'm Pregnant, Bitches

Yeah, I guess Beyonce lied about not being pregnant. Or her carefully secreted surrogate being pregnant. Which doesn't surprise me because Beyonce hates publicity. At least when it's not about her. When that fetus pushes through her chunnel and Beyonce sees the camera lenses training off her vagina and onto little Baby Stupid Name, she's going to shit a tooth.read more

Rumors Running Wild That Beyonce Is Fake Pregnant Again

New York Post rumors are basically one guy in their newsroom making up celebrity shit for some other guy in the newsroom and next thing you know, there it is, anonymous sources stating that Beyonce is probably hiding her second baby from the public. You may recall that Beyonce responded to rumors of her first pregnancy by hiring a girl off Craigslist to 'make her a pretty baby that don't cry so much.' But the baby...read more

Beyoncé And Kim Kardashian Are Totally BFF

Ever since Kim Kardashian spread her way into the A-list social circle of Kanye West and Jay Z, it has been rumored that Beyoncé wants nothing to do with her. The reason, of course, would be that Beyoncé is a very talented pop superstar and Kim made a sex tape with Ray J. But things have probably been a little tougher for Kim now that she's pregnant, especially when she showed up to Monday night's Met Gala looking...read more

Beyonce Dabs with Red Toilet Paper

Beyonce is going on a world tour. Apparently, there are teenaged girls and gay men in places outside the U.S.. But she's not going without a list of demands, as evidenced in her tour contract rider, that little addendum that provides all of the artists customized requests:

  • titanium straws to drink alkaline water kept at precisely 21-degrees
  • all crew to wear 100% cotton only clothing
  • plain off-white walls in her...

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Beyoncé Won't Look Like She-Hulk On Her Tour

After turning in one of the better Super Bowl Halftime performances in recent years, Beyoncé has laid some new ground rules for her Mrs. Carter Show world tour, thanks to those less-than-flattering photos that made it look like she was firing out a massive dump. Beyoncé and her team have banned press photographers from her tour, and she will only have her own photographer taking pictures of her, according to the Daily...read more

Beyonce Is the Shit and She Knows It

I'm still reveling in the pure love I felt after watching Beyonce's HBO documentary, You're God Damned Right I'm the Shit, a brutally honest look back at the rise of Beyonce, minus all the controversial, negative, or unpleasant elements. It was about as even keeled as a candidate profile film at a political convention. At one point in the doc, Jesus descends from heaven and begs Beyonce to never give up on her dreams,...read more