Jay Z And Beyonce Are Just Normal Parents

Beyonce and Jay Z took a little break from the former's European concerts for some play time in Dublin yesterday with their daughter, Blue Ivy, because they're just normal parents who want a good life for their child. Of course, while most kids her age are hanging out in... read more

Jay Z Is Getting Too Old For This Shit

All the virgin sacrifices and Illuminati pagan blood rituals in the world can't change the fact that Jay Z isn't the young man that he used to be, which is probably why he looked a little tired and grumpy last night after hanging out at the Arts Club in London. Beyonce,... read more

Beyonce's Music Is Getting Even Better

People who say that a music artist shouldn't need to get naked to sell music obviously don't like really crappy music sung by girls who everybody just wants to see naked. Ipso facto or some shit like that. The less clothes Beyonce wears in her music videos, the better... read more

Beyonce Shows Off Her Butt In A Thong During Her Grammy Performance Rehearsals

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Beyonce Samples Space Shuttle Challenger Audio For Shitty New Song

Beyonce is in deep shit for sampling audio from the Challenger explosion for her new song XO. Jay Z's baby mama thought it would be a good idea to revisit a national tragedy and take a clip from the NASA transcripts right before the shuttle blew up in 1986. A voice is... read more

Jay Z And Beyonce Spend Six-Large On Sex Toys

Jay Z and Beyonce celebrated the release of her new album by dropping $6,000 on dildos and buttplugs at a New York sex shop. It all went down at a chic Lower East Side rubber cock emporium called Babeland. The two apparently went in there and stocked up on vibrating eggs... read more

Beyoncé Is Very Good At Releasing Albums

Now that she's stunned the universe by being the first person to ever unexpectedly release a new album on the Internet (at least according to the response she's received), Beyoncé held a meet and greet with some fans in New York City yesterday to really drive home what a... read more

Beyonce Is Good At Selling

Beyonce is good at many things. By many, I mean three. Looking good, walking in heels, and making money. There are any number of professions where a woman could translate those talents into success. Hooking, the retail banking industry, and popular music come to mind.... read more

Beyonce Causes Collective Hollywood Orgasm

Beyonce might be a painfully self-involved diva with a daughter who's still stowed in an animal crate four airports ago, but she's also a fucking genius. Not Beyonce per se, not so good with the letters and numbers, but her business people, pretty brilliant. Dropping a... read more

Beyonce Posts Bikini Vacation Photos To Her Tumblr

Mrs. Carter joined her husband in his 22-day vegan challengewhen her staff alerted her to the fact that there'd not been a fresh news story on her in almost forty-eight hours. They were going to go with a cute mommy and me beach time story during her Jamaica tour stop,... read more

Jay Z Goes Plant Based

Jay-Z has taken on the 22 day vegan challenge. Only he's calling it 'plant based diet' instead of vegan because that's what Jay-Z does. He tinkers with phrasing to mean the exact same thing then people throw money at him. For Jay-Z, this isn't so much about evacuating... read more

A Shirtless Fan Pulled Beyoncé Off The Stage In Brazil (VIDEO)

The worst part about this video of a shirtless and presumably crazed fan pulling Beyoncé from the stage at her concert in Sao Paulo, Brazil last night isn't that she could have been injured or he could have committed far greater acts of violence after the fact. It's that... read more