People Care a Lot About Beyonce's Hair

Just last week, the people who care about hair world was brought to a standstill when Beyonce showed off something called the Pixie cut. I think it means short hair. But it took four hours and eight million dollars to perfect so it was a big deal.Then, just a few days... read more

Beyonce Touch Causes Fan To Feel the Spirit (VIDEO)

Someday, all people will come to know the true power of Beyonce. How she can sing a note that cures cancer. Her perfectly round feces are a superfood. And no matter what woman Jay-Z slips into after his show, Beyonce becomes with child. You don't need to explain the... read more

Beyonce Looked Totes Awesome at Vigil For Trayvon Martin

Tons of celebrities got into the Trayvon Martin protests this past week. How can you not be outraged after hearing about the case from your make-up assistant? But none really managed to jump on the right side of history while looking like a million bucks like Beyonce.... read more

Jay Z And Justin Timberlake Paid Tribute To Trayvon Martin (VIDEO)

Jay Z and Beyoncé spent Saturday in New York City protesting the verdict in the George Zimmerman case with Trayvon Martin's mom and, of course, the Reverend Al Sharpton, whose radar for TV cameras and celebrity photo opportunities is sharper than ever. Jay Z and Beyoncé... read more

Beyonce Gets Nude And Covered In Glitter

I guess that's how you get big name female celebrities to do photo shoots. You pitch some crazy ass artistic vision. I see your nude form contorted and covered in endless glitter. It represents the duality of success to a female artist, beauty, pain, gold, suffering.... read more

Beyonce Drinks Wine, Loses Baby

I don't know why people get so worked up over whether or not Beyonce is going to have another baby. But they do. Despite Beyonce denying that she's pregnant since the last rumor came out, nobody wanted to believe it. So Beyonce went and shot a picture of herself drinking... read more

Beyonce Ass Slapped in Concert (VIDEO)

I suppose it's some kind of felonious activity to smack a woman on the ass these days, but there has to be some exceptions. Like Beyonce's ginormous cans waving with sparkles in your face. Even the lowest form of mammalian life is going to be intrigued by that big shiny... read more

Because I'm Pregnant, Bitches

Yeah, I guess Beyonce lied about not being pregnant. Or her carefully secreted surrogate being pregnant. Which doesn't surprise me because Beyonce hates publicity. At least when it's not about her. When that fetus pushes through her chunnel and Beyonce sees the camera... read more

Rumors Running Wild That Beyonce Is Fake Pregnant Again

New York Post rumors are basically one guy in their newsroom making up celebrity shit for some other guy in the newsroom and next thing you know, there it is, anonymous sources stating that Beyonce is probably hiding her second baby from the public. You may recall that... read more

Beyoncé And Kim Kardashian Are Totally BFF

Ever since Kim Kardashian spread her way into the A-list social circle of Kanye West and Jay Z, it has been rumored that Beyoncé wants nothing to do with her. The reason, of course, would be that Beyoncé is a very talented pop superstar and Kim made a sex tape with Ray J... read more

Beyonce Dabs with Red Toilet Paper

Beyonce is going on a world tour. Apparently, there are teenaged girls and gay men in places outside the U.S.. But she's not going without a list of demands, as evidenced in her tour contract rider, that little addendum that provides all of the artists customized... read more

Beyoncé Won't Look Like She-Hulk On Her Tour

After turning in one of the better Super Bowl Halftime performances in recent years, Beyoncé has laid some new ground rules for her Mrs. Carter Show world tour, thanks to those less-than-flattering photos that made it look like she was firing out a massive dump. Beyoncé... read more