Beyonce Shows Off Her Butt In A Thong During Her Grammy Performance Rehearsals

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Beyonce Samples Space Shuttle Challenger Audio For Shitty New Song

Beyonce is in deep shit for sampling audio from the Challenger explosion for her new song XO. Jay Z's baby mama thought it would be a good idea to revisit a national tragedy and take a clip from the NASA transcripts right before the shuttle blew up in 1986. A voice is... read more

Jay Z And Beyonce Spend Six-Large On Sex Toys

Jay Z and Beyonce celebrated the release of her new album by dropping $6,000 on dildos and buttplugs at a New York sex shop. It all went down at a chic Lower East Side rubber cock emporium called Babeland. The two apparently went in there and stocked up on vibrating eggs... read more

Beyoncé Is Very Good At Releasing Albums

Now that she's stunned the universe by being the first person to ever unexpectedly release a new album on the Internet (at least according to the response she's received), Beyoncé held a meet and greet with some fans in New York City yesterday to really drive home what a... read more

Beyonce Is Good At Selling

Beyonce is good at many things. By many, I mean three. Looking good, walking in heels, and making money. There are any number of professions where a woman could translate those talents into success. Hooking, the retail banking industry, and popular music come to mind.... read more

Beyonce Causes Collective Hollywood Orgasm

Beyonce might be a painfully self-involved diva with a daughter who's still stowed in an animal crate four airports ago, but she's also a fucking genius. Not Beyonce per se, not so good with the letters and numbers, but her business people, pretty brilliant. Dropping a... read more

Beyonce Posts Bikini Vacation Photos To Her Tumblr

Mrs. Carter joined her husband in his 22-day vegan challengewhen her staff alerted her to the fact that there'd not been a fresh news story on her in almost forty-eight hours. They were going to go with a cute mommy and me beach time story during her Jamaica tour stop,... read more

Jay Z Goes Plant Based

Jay-Z has taken on the 22 day vegan challenge. Only he's calling it 'plant based diet' instead of vegan because that's what Jay-Z does. He tinkers with phrasing to mean the exact same thing then people throw money at him. For Jay-Z, this isn't so much about evacuating... read more

A Shirtless Fan Pulled Beyoncé Off The Stage In Brazil (VIDEO)

The worst part about this video of a shirtless and presumably crazed fan pulling Beyoncé from the stage at her concert in Sao Paulo, Brazil last night isn't that she could have been injured or he could have committed far greater acts of violence after the fact. It's that... read more

People Care a Lot About Beyonce's Hair

Just last week, the people who care about hair world was brought to a standstill when Beyonce showed off something called the Pixie cut. I think it means short hair. But it took four hours and eight million dollars to perfect so it was a big deal.Then, just a few days... read more

Beyonce Touch Causes Fan To Feel the Spirit (VIDEO)

Someday, all people will come to know the true power of Beyonce. How she can sing a note that cures cancer. Her perfectly round feces are a superfood. And no matter what woman Jay-Z slips into after his show, Beyonce becomes with child. You don't need to explain the... read more

Beyonce Looked Totes Awesome at Vigil For Trayvon Martin

Tons of celebrities got into the Trayvon Martin protests this past week. How can you not be outraged after hearing about the case from your make-up assistant? But none really managed to jump on the right side of history while looking like a million bucks like Beyonce.... read more