Beyoncé Won't Look Like She-Hulk On Her Tour

After turning in one of the better Super Bowl Halftime performances in recent years, Beyoncé has laid some new ground rules for her Mrs. Carter Show world tour, thanks to those less-than-flattering photos that made it look like she was firing out a massive dump. Beyoncé... read more

Beyonce Is the Shit and She Knows It

I'm still reveling in the pure love I felt after watching Beyonce's HBO documentary, You're God Damned Right I'm the Shit, a brutally honest look back at the rise of Beyonce, minus all the controversial, negative, or unpleasant elements. It was about as even keeled as a... read more

Jay-Z Can Get Presidents Impeached?

The most powerful Black man in America, Jay-Z, not only doesn't care that Cubans in Miami are pissed at him for going to Cuba but he also is flippant about getting his buddy Barack Obama into trouble. Last week Mr. Beyonce and Beyonce got into some Cuban Missile Crisis... read more

People Are Pissed At Jay-Z And Beyonce For Going To Cuba

Jay-Z and Beyoncé spent last week in Cuba, celebrating their fifth wedding anniversary with some family members and close friends, and because they're Jay-Z and Beyoncé people went absolutely apeshit wherever they went. And now, because Cuba is a place governed by a... read more

Wednesday Afternoon Headlines

ANGELINA JOLIE - might be pregnant again, meaning she and Brad Pitt will soon have their seventh child. To be honest I'm not even sure if that's what the story said, it just seems like something they would do. (hollywood life) BEYONCE - lip-synched yesterday at the... read more

Beyonce will perform at the Super Bowl

It won't be official until tomorrow, but the Associated Press is reporting that Beyonce has signed on to perform at halftime for Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans. Gosh I wonder if Jay Z will surprise everyone by joining her for a song? An even better choice would have... read more

Beyonce to direct and star in movie about Beyonce

You can never get too much Beyonce according to Beyonce, so she wants to make a documentary about herself. Gosh, I wonder if it'll be flattering. The LA Times says... Knowles (has) been shopping a nonfiction film to Hollywood studios about the celebrity's life and... read more

Kim Kardashian is already freaking out Beyonce

Kim Kardashian is still desperate to parlay her relationship with Kanye West into a friendship with Beyonce and Jay Z, so she reportedly spent $5,000 on a gold bracelet with pink and white diamonds for their daughter Blue Ivy, and then engraved it with a very... read more

Beyonce wore this "sexy" see-thru dress

Beyonce wore this see-thru dress to the Metropolitan Museum of Art's annual ball in New York last night, though it was actually just a normal black dress until she put it on and then her ass stretched the material too thin. (image source of beyonce at the met gala bala... read more

People magazine has to be joking

In what can only be explained as some kind of clerical error, People magazine has named Beyonce as the Most Beautiful Woman in the World. Beyonce. Knowles. The most beautiful woman. In the entire world. Not that there's anything wrong with her, but there's nothing right... read more

it's Beyonce and her new baby

Having a baby and then auctioning off the first pictures of it to a magazine or tabloid is a tawdry and tasteless thing for celebrities to do. And that's why people like Jennifer Lopez do it. Jay Z and Beyonce are clearly above that however, and tonight they posted 5... read more

Beyonce is a perfect circle now

Beyonce was out in NYC last night, making her first public appearance since giving birth to her daughter Blue Ivy last month, and also making it more and more ironic that her name is practically "buoyancy". (image source = inf, splash) [gallery... read more