By Travis September 16, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
The worst part about this video of a shirtless and presumably crazed fan pulling Beyoncé from the stage at her concert in Sao Paulo, Brazil last night isn’t that she could have been injured or he could have committed far greater acts of violence after the fact. It’s that as soon as the singer was rescued and returned to the stage by her gigantic security team, the guards didn’t immediately pull the fan on stage, too, and proceed to give him the beating of his life so we could all watch and laugh at the grown man who paid money to see a Beyoncé concert.
By Lex August 16, 2013 @ 5:36 PM
Just last week, the people who care about hair world was brought to a standstill when Beyonce showed off something called the Pixie cut. I think it means short hair. But it took four hours and eight million dollars to perfect so it was a big deal.Then, just a few days later, new bob cut! Can you imagine. I’m not sure how regular people are supposed to handle this. Beyonce was perfectly composed however as she left the Miami restaurant, remembering her hair extensions but absentmindedly forgetting her purse and her stripper-named baby. Obviously, she didn’t get too far before she went back for the purse.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
By Lex July 23, 2013 @ 9:40 AM
Someday, all people will come to know the true power of Beyonce. How she can sing a note that cures cancer. Her perfectly round feces are a superfood. And no matter what woman Jay-Z slips into after his show, Beyonce becomes with child. You don’t need to explain the powers of Bey to this fellow who was touched by the divine presence in concert. He went down with the Holy Ghost. The two of them on the ground front row at the Mrs. Carter tour. Pretty sweet tickets.
By Lex July 22, 2013 @ 1:21 PM
Tons of celebrities got into the Trayvon Martin protests this past week. How can you not be outraged after hearing about the case from your make-up assistant? But none really managed to jump on the right side of history while looking like a million bucks like Beyonce. Ever since seeing herself in her own documentary and realizing she was black, Beyonce has really felt in touch with her roots. She and Jay-Z hit up the Trayvon Martin vigil with Al Sharpton in New York before heading out for bottle service at the Boom Boom Room. Trayvon’s going to be dead whether you party or not, so what’s the point in frowning.
Photo Credit: INF, WENN
By Travis July 22, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Jay Z and Beyoncé spent Saturday in New York City protesting the verdict in the George Zimmerman case with Trayvon Martin’s mom and, of course, the Reverend Al Sharpton, whose radar for TV cameras and celebrity photo opportunities is sharper than ever. Jay Z and Beyoncé have apparently been very focused on the aftermath of the trial, as Mrs. Carter dedicated a song to the deceased teenager last weekend and Jay and Justin Timberlake did the same at their show at Yankee Stadium on Friday night.
And someone in the crowd probably still booed and shouted, “Go Red Sox!”
By Lex July 11, 2013 @ 9:31 AM
I guess that’s how you get big name female celebrities to do photo shoots. You pitch some crazy ass artistic vision. I see your nude form contorted and covered in endless glitter. It represents the duality of success to a female artist, beauty, pain, gold, suffering. Some shit like that. If I had Beyonce alone in the studio I’d probably go Coco from Fame on her and convince her to take her top off for the camera while she cried from the humiliation. I can tell you this, we’d end up with more memorable pictures of Beyonce.
Here’s Beyonce in Flaunt magazine. She’s covered in a more glitter than Tom Cruise at an Everybody Top the Guy with the Most Glitter Party.
Photo Credit: Flaunt Magazine