it's Beyonce and her new baby

Having a baby and then auctioning off the first pictures of it to a magazine or tabloid is a tawdry and tasteless thing for celebrities to do. And that's why people like Jennifer Lopez do it. Jay Z and Beyonce are clearly above that however, and tonight they posted 5... read more

Beyonce is a perfect circle now

Beyonce was out in NYC last night, making her first public appearance since giving birth to her daughter Blue Ivy last month, and also making it more and more ironic that her name is practically "buoyancy". (image source = inf, splash) [gallery... read more

Beyonce spent $3,500 on a baby crib

It may not be true that Beyonce and Jay Z spent $1.3 million to rent out the entire floor of her hospital maternity ward, thus giving their baby a warped sense of entitlement from the very beginning, but they did apparently spend $3,500 on a baby crib, or as Mariah Carey... read more

Why did Beyonce and Jay Z pick the name Blue Ivy

Some people laughed when Jay Z and Beyonce had their little girl last weekend and named her Blue Ivy, and they were right to laugh because Blue Ivy is a stupid name. But now, in a story titled, "Why Did Beyonce Name Her Baby Blue Ivy?", Us.com says the answer might... read more

Oprah gives terrible baby presents

Oprah Winfrey has sent a gift to Beyonce and Jay Z for their new baby girl; a trunk full of children's books. In other words, a giant ugly black thing filled with simple messages from someone who isn't actually good at anything but wants lots of money anyway. It'll be... read more

Beyonce had a little girl, named her Blue Ivy

Beyonce didn't look like she was 2 days away from giving birth when these pictures were taken Thursday (ahem) but apparently she was, because she and Jay Z had a baby girl Saturday night that they named Blue Ivy. Which is no dumber than any other celebrity name as long... read more

Beyonces totally-not-fake baby due in weeks

Remember back in August, when Beyonce made headlines by announcing she was pregnant, reportedly 3 months pregnant, and many were suspicious because she didn't look 3 months pregnant? Well it turns out those people were wrong, and she was 5 months pregnant. AOL says...... read more

A-Ha!

Perhaps because of the rumors that she's faking he pregnancy, Beyonce was out in New York today with a partially see-thru shirt. And, um, okay so this didn't prove shit. She could still have some kind of pad under that shirt. I'm inclined to believe she's lying because... read more

Beyonce is fancy, totally pregnant

Because she needs both hands free to dramatically clutch her pretend pregnant stomach on occasion in front of photographers, Beyonce went shopping today in New York with a servant whose only job was to hold her umbrella, but before that she was out with Jay Z and Kanye... read more

is Beyonce pregnant or not?

In August, Beyonce announced that she was pregnant, and almost immediately people started noticing that her "baby bump" seemed to radically change in size from day to day. The rumor quickly began that she actually was not pregnant at all, but that she and Jay Z had hired... read more

Jay Z has a secret child

Last month Jay Z and Beyonce announced that they were expecting a baby, the first child for each of them, unless you count Jay Z's other kid that he's kept stashed away for 9 years as if he were Harry Potter. Radar says in the most convoluted and poorly written way... read more

Rihanna just fired Jay Z

Media Take Out, which I think of as the black TMZ because I'm racist, says today that things are about to get very ugly and very public between Rihanna and Jay Z, because she's about to fire his RocNation management firm, then sue them. She reportedly first considered... read more