BEYONCE HAS SEXY IMPLANTS

Yikes. You could make an implant out of sticks and bark and it would look better than this. When I picture Beyonce lying on the table right before she got her implants put in, instead of picturing a calm, soothing operating room with soft colors and Enya, I picture a monkey on a unicycle and some crazy circus music.(remember this sexy rack. rawr!)read more

BEYONCE HAS A REALLY GOOD WIG

This picture that sex kitten reader Jenna was nice enough to send in is supposed to show the glue on Beyonces wig drying or slipping or cracking or whatever it is wig glue does when it's messed up. What it really shows is the first moment when I never considered Beyonce attractive again. Who knows what other horrors are lurking behind the scenes. Stumble into her dressing room at the wrong momentand you might catch her...read more

THE 'DREAMGIRLS' TRAILER IS OUT

I swear I've been hearing about this piece of crap movie for a year now, as if its some miracle finally captured on film. What the hell is wrong with you, Hollywood? Who thinks this is a good idea? Who thinks this this is gonna be anything but a complete and total failure? No one is gonna go see this boring faggity nonsense. I wanted to kill myself just watching the trailer. Wait, no, not me - them. I'd rather watch...read more