By Travis July 22, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Jay Z and Beyoncé spent Saturday in New York City protesting the verdict in the George Zimmerman case with Trayvon Martin’s mom and, of course, the Reverend Al Sharpton, whose radar for TV cameras and celebrity photo opportunities is sharper than ever. Jay Z and Beyoncé have apparently been very focused on the aftermath of the trial, as Mrs. Carter dedicated a song to the deceased teenager last weekend and Jay and Justin Timberlake did the same at their show at Yankee Stadium on Friday night.
And someone in the crowd probably still booed and shouted, “Go Red Sox!”
By Lex July 11, 2013 @ 9:31 AM
I guess that’s how you get big name female celebrities to do photo shoots. You pitch some crazy ass artistic vision. I see your nude form contorted and covered in endless glitter. It represents the duality of success to a female artist, beauty, pain, gold, suffering. Some shit like that. If I had Beyonce alone in the studio I’d probably go Coco from Fame on her and convince her to take her top off for the camera while she cried from the humiliation. I can tell you this, we’d end up with more memorable pictures of Beyonce.
Here’s Beyonce in Flaunt magazine. She’s covered in a more glitter than Tom Cruise at an Everybody Top the Guy with the Most Glitter Party.
Photo Credit: Flaunt Magazine
By Lex May 31, 2013 @ 5:52 PM
I don’t know why people get so worked up over whether or not Beyonce is going to have another baby. But they do. Despite Beyonce denying that she’s pregnant since the last rumor came out, nobody wanted to believe it. So Beyonce went and shot a picture of herself drinking booze, to prove it. She posted it to her personal website where I guess people go. I’m not sure that photo actually proves anything. Personally, I’d like to see a picture of Beyonce punching her surrogate hard in the stomach. Then I’d believe. But I still wouldn’t care.
By Lex May 28, 2013 @ 1:09 PM
I suppose it’s some kind of felonious activity to smack a woman on the ass these days, but there has to be some exceptions. Like Beyonce’s ginormous cans waving with sparkles in your face. Even the lowest form of mammalian life is going to be intrigued by that big shiny bauble. I can’t blame a Danish guy for taking a whack. Yes, it’s true, that there’s a girl just six thousand miles locked away pregnant with Beyonce’s next child, but I feel like the fetus was never in danger.
By Lex May 17, 2013 @ 4:17 PM
Yeah, I guess Beyonce lied about not being pregnant. Or her carefully secreted surrogate being pregnant. Which doesn’t surprise me because Beyonce hates publicity. At least when it’s not about her. When that fetus pushes through her chunnel and Beyonce sees the camera lenses training off her vagina and onto little Baby Stupid Name, she’s going to shit a tooth.
By Lex May 15, 2013 @ 9:30 AM
New York Post rumors are basically one guy in their newsroom making up celebrity shit for some other guy in the newsroom and next thing you know, there it is, anonymous sources stating that Beyonce is probably hiding her second baby from the public. You may recall that Beyonce responded to rumors of her first pregnancy by hiring a girl off Craigslist to ‘make her a pretty baby that don’t cry so much.’ But the baby turned out too pretty. So Beyonce bought a $21,000 crib to chain the baby to so she could go out on the town without having to worry about stupid face Blue Ivy showing up and hogging all the attention. That seems like a lot of work to do all over again.