I thought that banner picture of Victoria Silvstedt in St. Barts was kinda cute because it looks like a slutty version of that old Coppertone ad. This one, with the dog pulling down a little girls swimsuit, the one... READ MORE

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough are on vacation in Saint Barts this week, and today Julianne went to the beach. Don’t get too excited though because, as always, she was dull and average in every way. I had more... READ MORE

It was time for some hot, boney-chestplate action! yesterday after Leann Rimes, her stolen husband, and her muscular girlfriend who looks like Lisa Kudrow if someone had just punched Lisa Kudrow in the face for a no doubt justified... READ MORE

Latin girls all look 35, no matter if they’re 35 or 45 or 15. They all have big tits and long shiny hair and too much makeup and it’s awesome. Like ‘Good Day LA’ anchor Lauren Sanchez, who spent... READ MORE

Jessica Alba spent the new year in Cabo San Lucas with Cash Warren, and she looks so good it’s easy to forget she has two kids. But she does. The slut. And of course she’s in a bikini. Dirty... READ MORE

So Vanessa Hudgens was down in Miami in a bikini yesterday too. Do white girls under 30 still wear bikinis? It doesn’t seem like it lately. Are tans a sign of the lower class again? Wheres Megan Fox? Someone... READ MORE

Jessica Alba is back in Mexico this week, and by that I just mean that she vacations there a lot. Not that she snuck into this country and took acting jobs from Americans. Though now I sorta feel like... READ MORE

Elle Macpherson went surfing earlier today in Byron Bay in Sydney, and even though she’s 47 she still looked good enough that if these included pictures of her emerging from the depths on a seahorse and saying she was... READ MORE

So obviously I took a few days off for the holidays, and I probably should have said something before doing but I didn’t know I was going to. And if you think you were surprised, you should have heard... READ MORE

Someone let JWoww design her own line of swimwear, and, as literally everyone who has ever heard of JWoww would have guessed, the result was animal prints on a bikini even sluttier than regular bikinis. Her line uses a... READ MORE