As long as ‘Spring Breakers’ keeps Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in bikinis, the movie could be about them pointing at my penis and laughing and I’d still be fine with it. I’d still see it 5 times. Hell... READ MORE

That headline? Complete horseshit, but who cares? Well, it’s Tuesday now and we’re still on the hunt for Brendon (the dudes from Seal Team Six rank the search for Brendon as ‘much fucking harder’ than finding Bin Laden.). Personally,... READ MORE

Sophie Turner looked a little gloomy yesterday on the beach in Sydney, maybe because you can’t walk 10 feet in Australia without tripping over some physically perfect sex machine. Here she gets tons of attention but down there, I... READ MORE

In case it wasn’t clear before, Justin Bieber is a little faggot. Not in the sense that he has sex with other men (presumably), I don’t think anyone uses “faggot” in reference to gay guys anymore, but because he’s... READ MORE

Oh okay. So I guess I’m supposed to think that, a week after we broke up, Italian-Venezuelan model Aida Yespica just happened to be on Miami beach in a bikini in front of a bunch of photographers. Uh-huh. Yeah,... READ MORE

These pictures of Jennifer Lopez and her sycophants I mean friends in bikinis on a yacht in Miami yesterday are kinda blurry, which is for the best because they’re pictures of Jennifer Lopez in a bikini. And her ass... READ MORE

NICKI MINAJ – called Mariah Carey a “bitch” during last nights premiere of ‘American Idol’. And also before the premiere, after the premiere, and every other time Mariah Careys name has ever come up. (radar) JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT –... READ MORE

The adorable Emma Rigby was back in a bikini yesterday, filming a scene for a movie where she steps out of the ocean and then some guy holds a prop knife to her throat. I take it they’re not... READ MORE

English actress Emma Rigby is in Miami today filming a movie called ‘Plastic’, and, FUN FACT, Emma is married to Alfie Allen from ‘Game of Thrones’ (this guy), who is Lily Allens little brother. So, if you know her... READ MORE

All the picture agency said is that Nabilla Benattia is a French reality star who was filming her show on Miami beach yesterday. Intrigued to learn more, I went on wiki and it said she’s an interstellar cloud of... READ MORE