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This chick with the amazing ass broke up with Klay Thompson because he was cheating on her. That's a technical impossibility if you have any adult level sense of how the world works. Or you've ever watched Animal Planet... READ MORE

This is what came to mind during speeches about border protection. How did this French chick get in here and what if she had been Syrian? We're clearly not vetting. There's a job in Hollywood called splashing yogurt on... READ MORE

Somebody invented Swim Week in Miami for when the scent of Cuban armpit is especially strong. It's a time in mid-July for thousands of women designing nearly identical bikinis all stitched in the same garment factory in The Killing... READ MORE

Kate Hudson has spent the past year traveling the world's celebrity hot spots in a bikini or less. In case you miss the constant tabloid stories raving about her amazing mom body, she has you covered on social media... READ MORE

Emma Roberts has Eric Roberts blood coursing through her veins. She's playing with borrowed time. That beat down she put on her boyfriend is a classic sign her close associates will choose to ignore when interviewed as to how... READ MORE

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