Bill Belichick was bustted checking out Chrissy Teigen’s ass at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, a yearly gig where the President books future talk show appearances and actors and models feel vindicated for writing me-too political shit on their Twitter... READ MORE

Incest used to be something light and mirthful. It resulted in amusing looking European monarchs and uneven gaited girls with dark recessed eyes cowering in the corners of swamp sheds. Now a man wants to kiss his daughter after a... READ MORE

The NFL inspected the Patriots’ footballs from Sunday’s game and found 11 of 12 to be deflated. I’m guessing the pumped up one may have sailed through the uprights. If found guilty the Patriots could face a $25,000 fine,... READ MORE

After kicking the living shit out of the Indianapolis Colts, the New England Patriots are being investigated by the NFL for allegedly deflating some of their footballs during the game. A ball with less air pressure is theoretically easier... READ MORE