Chelsea Clinton Justly Compensated

March 20, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Bill and Hillary Clinton at some point decided they needed to have a kid to further their political careers. He then wistfully grinned and she cackled in delight as they drew up plans of world domination with their prop baby in tow. 


Bill Clinton’s Black Son Holds a Presser (VIDEO)

November 2, 2016 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The piling on in the final week of this cluster fuck of an election is going to be tremendous. The Clintons are paying people in bottle caps and T-bills to find any clips of Trump saying the word “cunt” or “bitch” and the other side is dropping bombs of every known penal code violation on the Clintons.


Paula Jones Again (VIDEO)

October 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Trotting Paula Jones out for another recounting of a Bill Clinton Governor pants dropping is a sure sign this election is just about over. Hillary Clinton may be the most insidious Corleone fatty sister and her fake husband may be more rapey than all the faked Rolling Stone campus sexual assault articles combined, but pointing that shit out is not moving the needle.


Clintons Amazing Speakers

August 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Clintons are some fucking public speakers. Their haul puts Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber to shame on ticket take.


Cue Roger Clinton

June 7, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Losers always have a habit of fucking up at the worst possible time. In reality they’re just constantly fucking up but sometimes you notice more. Hence Bill Clinton’s bastard brother got himself a DUI in LA two days before the California primary. Hillary has most certainly looked into having his Dr Skipper poisoned but decided it’s not worth the risk. Syria, definitely.


Bill Clinton Smarter Than You Thought

June 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Politically aligned or not, We all assumed Bill Clinton was some kind of Jed Clampett country bumpkin. This shamelessly sinister dude has been raking in the dough and the snatch like an urban gangster since he left office fifteen years ago. The latest tale of New Jack Clinton involves the former President refusing to speak […]


Prince Andrew, Clinton, Dershowitz, Somebody Shnozzed This Underaged Girl

January 7, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t get squeamish very often. Cockroaches crawling out of cadavers’ eye sockets, movies where Jody Foster is supposed to be alluring. That kind of stuff still makes me shudder. So do stories about rich old white men banging underaged girls at sex parties. Maybe it’s because I intend to be a rich old white […]


Bill Clinton Still Likes to Bone

July 22, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A new book being released about the Clintons claims¬†Bill has a new mistress. I guess she’s replaced the former mistresses who in turn replaced the interns Bill would ream in the Lincoln Bedroom while Linda Bloodworth-Thomason fingered her pudgy crotch in the corner. Bill’s Secret Service detail has nicknamed the new girl ‘Energizer’ in reference […]


Tom Sizemore Denies His Own Tale of President Clinton Banging Elizabeth Hurley

February 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s an interesting conundrum. If you’re a fucked up junkie like Tom Sizemore who likes to ramble and rant and have your dick sucked on home video, are you more or less likely to be telling the truth being that you’re not in your right mind? Sure, junkies spew tons of nonsense because they’re brains […]


Ever Get the Feeling Bill Clinton Is Staring at Your Tits?

May 29, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can respect consistency. Yeah, it’s not so classy I suppose for a gentleman and ex-President to keep peering down at the cleavage of every woman he ran into at a fancy ball in Vienna. And, yes, most men would distinguish between checking out Fergie’s swollen mammaries and popping wood for 78-year old Barbara Eden […]