Chelsea Clinton Justly Compensated

March 20, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Bill and Hillary Clinton at some point decided they needed to have a kid to further their political careers. He then wistfully grinned and she cackled in delight as they drew up plans of world domination with their prop... READ MORE

Bill Clinton’s Black Son Holds a Presser (VIDEO)

November 2, 2016 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The piling on in the final week of this cluster fuck of an election is going to be tremendous. The Clintons are paying people in bottle caps and T-bills to find any clips of Trump saying the word "cunt"... READ MORE

Paula Jones Again (VIDEO)

October 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Trotting Paula Jones out for another recounting of a Bill Clinton Governor pants dropping is a sure sign this election is just about over. Hillary Clinton may be the most insidious Corleone fatty sister and her fake husband may... READ MORE

Clintons Amazing Speakers

August 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Clintons are some fucking public speakers. Their haul puts Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber to shame on ticket take. READ MORE

Cue Roger Clinton

June 7, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Losers always have a habit of fucking up at the worst possible time. In reality they're just constantly fucking up but sometimes you notice more. Hence Bill Clinton's bastard brother got himself a DUI in LA two days before... READ MORE

Bill Clinton Smarter Than You Thought

June 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Politically aligned or not, We all assumed Bill Clinton was some kind of Jed Clampett country bumpkin. This shamelessly sinister dude has been raking in the dough and the snatch like an urban gangster since he left office fifteen... READ MORE

Prince Andrew, Clinton, Dershowitz, Somebody Shnozzed This Underaged Girl

January 7, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t get squeamish very often. Cockroaches crawling out of cadavers’ eye sockets, movies where Jody Foster is supposed to be alluring. That kind of stuff still makes me shudder. So do stories about rich old white men banging... READ MORE

Bill Clinton Still Likes to Bone

July 22, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A new book being released about the Clintons claims Bill has a new mistress. I guess she’s replaced the former mistresses who in turn replaced the interns Bill would ream in the Lincoln Bedroom while Linda Bloodworth-Thomason fingered her pudgy... READ MORE

Tom Sizemore Denies His Own Tale of President Clinton Banging Elizabeth Hurley

February 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s an interesting conundrum. If you’re a fucked up junkie like Tom Sizemore who likes to ramble and rant and have your dick sucked on home video, are you more or less likely to be telling the truth being... READ MORE

Ever Get the Feeling Bill Clinton Is Staring at Your Tits?

May 29, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can respect consistency. Yeah, it’s not so classy I suppose for a gentleman and ex-President to keep peering down at the cleavage of every woman he ran into at a fancy ball in Vienna. And, yes, most men... READ MORE