Bill Gates Wants To Make A Windows 95 Condom

Would you wear a Windows condom? I wouldn't either. But it's coming your way. The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation has put out word that they want to create the next generation of jimmy hats. They argue that the overall design and composition of the latex sombrero hasn't changed since the 60's. The idea is that if they feel more natural people are more likely to wear them. While I guess they have their hearts in the...read more

MICROSOFT IS DUMPING SEINFELD

Microsoft paid Jerry Seinfeld 10 million dollars to appear in their new ads but now after only two commercials, the wholly unpleasant campaign starring Seinfeld and Bill Gates is being taken off the air. Valleywag says...In a phone call, Waggener Edstrom flack Frank Shaw confirms that Microsoft is not going on with Seinfeld, and echoes his underlings' spin that the move was planned. There is the "potential to do other...read more