The always classy Bill Maher showed up to Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night looking like he'd just gotten his red wings. That's just not right.
A wise man once told me, "You can swim in the Red Sea, but for the love of God, don't drink from it." That, and "Lefty loosey, righty tighty."
Words to live by, clearly. -LM
Somehow Bill Maher (who, luckily for him, is the only one who watches South Park. Oh, wait, no, he's not) isn't the biggest tool in these pictures. Chris Klein is just embarrassing. Is he even in a costume or does he work at Shakeys now, handing out flyers. He could have dressed as a ladybug or a giant penis and looked cooler than this.
So what’s my costume for tonight? You might say I'm already in it, disguised as sexy internet celebrity, when in realty I'm a sexy secret agent who circles the globe fighting sexy terrorist threats to the United States. To keep America safe. And sexy!
