Ciara Tits Win Every Billboard Award

May 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Billboard Music Awards serve as a reminder that erhu plucked tunes over Chinese restaurant intercoms is not the world's most annoying music. Teenaged girls like super shitty music. Followed closely by teenaged boys trying to get laid by... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Never Learned How To Read (VIDEO)

May 20, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Kendall Jenner was at the Billboard Music Awards last night with one simple job to do. All she had to do was read a few quick lines and pretend she knew and gave a brief shit about who or... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Killed The Beatles (VIDEO)

May 19, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

The strange friendship between Wayne Coyne and Miley Cyrus continued last night at the Billboard Music Awards, where the duo teamed up to let Miley screech her autotuned way through the Beatles classic “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.”... READ MORE

A Hologram Of Michael Jackson Is More Important Than Most Living Musicians (VIDEO)

May 19, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

To give you an idea of just how average last night’s Billboard Music Awards show was, two of the top selling points were Robin Thicke‘s pathetic groveling to get his wife back and the first ever American performance of... READ MORE

Robin Thicke Was Pathetic As Planned (VIDEO)

May 19, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Ever since Paula Patton dumped his ass for cheating on her after “Blurred Lines” became a huge hit and made him think that he was a god, Robin Thicke has vowed that he’d win his wife back, no matter... READ MORE