Lil Wayne Gets Wet And Shit Around The Web

July 13, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rapper and neck tattoo enthusiast Lil Wayne got into a scuffle with another rapper named Birdman at a club. Birdman threw a drink at Lil Wayne. It’s like an episode of Sex and The City but with more guns, bitches, and 40’s. Read all about the latest rap beef. (TMZ) Maitland Ward washes off her […]


Go Big On The Oscars Next Year

February 24, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The Oscars are an obnoxious self congratulatory circle jerk you’re occasionally forced to sit through with your girlfriend while she cries and you consider breaking up with her. She would totally blow Cumberbatch. Not even hypothetically. Just right now, on this couch. Your best bet is to turn this into an under the radar Super […]


Emma Stone Not Representing the U.S. Well

September 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The powerhouse that is America may not be the shining light on the hill it once was, but we still stand for all things super-sized. Everything here is supposed to be big. We have big business, big cars, big round people, and we’re supposed to have big tits. It’s okay for your standard liberal arts […]

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