Blac Chyna For Mother Of The Year And Shit Around The Web

By Jack May 13, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


Blac Chyna is suing rapper and Kylie Jenner fucker Tyga for full custody of the bastard baby boy they had together. I don’t envy the judge on this case. “Do I give the kid to the douche with the neck tattoos or the herpetic whore?”

Read all about Blac Chyna’s plea to get custody of their tax write off. (TMZ)

Vanessa Hudgens says that bras are for suckers. (Egotastic)

Here are a bunch of gifs of Jennifer Lopez’s ass and tits. (COED)

Here’s Khloe Kardashian trying to make us care about her ass. (Huffington Post)

Kendall Jenner wears tight jeans because she’s a model or something. (Drunken Stepfather)

Abigail Ratchford has the best tits on Earth. There, I said it. (Hollywood Tuna)

Scantily clad chicks like sports too, you know. (The Chive)

Blac Chyna Wants Her Baby

By Lex May 12, 2015 @ 11:27 AM

Blac Chyna Fights For Full Custody
Blac Chyna intends to fight for full custody of her two year old son with Tyga. Through her attorney Black Chyna claims the child needs to be living full time with just one parent since he’s about to enter school and learn the cruel gift genetics bestows upon kids with two extraordinarily stupid parents. Black Chyna claims her ex-boyfriend isn’t fit to be the primary parent since he likes to stay out all night, smoke hella dope, and fuck underaged girls. In contrast, Black Chyna clearly doesn’t do the latter. Chyna also wants child support from Tyga to keep her in the lifestyle she’s accustomed to. Which is either a condo in Calabasas or a refrigerator box in an alley depending if you go back more than two years. As usual, the only winner in this case will be the sick child who receives this toddler’s healthy liver after he’s forgotten in the tub for three days in or around the MTV Video Awards. Life is cruel, not that comment.

Photo Credit: Instagram

Blac Chyna Desperate

By Matt April 27, 2015 @ 6:33 AM


Blac Chyna finds herself in a precarious situation, being she doesn’t do anything and her only hope at securing a few more four figure party gigs is reminding people she fucked a rapper who is fucking an underaged chick whose half-sisters dad hid OJ’s murder weapon. When life gets hectic you should take a step back and look at things in perspective and be mortified. I’ll drive. Chyna is apparently pissed because she had a child with rapper Tyga who is assumed to be gay for studio time. Tyga is now fucking 17 year old Kylie Jenner which is illegal but there are bigger problems in the world like Blac Chyna’s supposed career and why they still sell those ice cream malts at stadiums that are clearly just hydrogenated poo. Chyna posted a photo of her chemically enhanced artist’s rendition of a woman’s ass on Instagram along with Tyga’s text messages to her asking if he could come by and see their child. It’s unclear how one leads to the other but let’s just assume she’s bad virus positive and delouse that comforter. If you ever wondered what it would be like to fuck Minnie Mouse on the back side of her career, you have issues. Sleep in the garage.

Photo Credit: Instagram 

Blac Chyna Mocks Kylie Jenner

By Lex April 22, 2015 @ 10:16 AM

Blac Chyna Mocks Kylie Jenner
I can’t imagine the wave of emotion that sweeps over a 26-year old stripper when her baby daddy decides he prefers to statutory rape bang a 17-year old Kardashian. Despair mixed with gin and a tonic of regret for thinking basic literacy was for losers. Blac Chyna has decided to attack Kylie Jenner where it counts, on social media, with grade school slams on her hyper inflated lips and lack of grown up after-sex gifts.

I don’t know the exact rules of whore fights, but I’m pretty sure the last girl to get gonorrhea wins. Kylie may have the mind of a child who dined on too many lead paint chips, but she got the Tyga. She’s owns the Skank Throne until such time as another usurps her seat. Blac Chyna has her black men’s magazine ass modeling gigs and her burgeoning eyelash extension business. That ought to be enough. Let Kylie have a bastard rapper baby. If recessive genes could speak, they’d thank you.

Photo Credit: Instagram

Blac Chyna Robust

By Matt March 27, 2015 @ 6:33 AM


Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna are in a feud because they fucked the same rapper but really who gives a shit. I don’t know what Blac Chyna does or how she differs from any other stripper. It’s possible I banged her once while on mushrooms,. I’d like to concentrate on her hindquarters. The term fat ass can seemingly be used to describe a chick with a plump little ass yet could also be applied to Rosie O’Donnell. It can be a term of endearment or an insult. When someone calls you a cocksucker at their bachelor party and gives you a noogie it’s good feelings all around. Not so in traffic. Blac Chyna does have a fat ass in the sense that it appears it could be more slim. I’m confused why she’s taking it as a point of pride. It appears a certain segment of the population is fetishizing obesity or at the very least likes people who are disproportionate like that dude whose biceps blew up. It’s cool to make fun of the Germans and their scat porn and how the Japanese are Japanese but you shouldn’t throw stones in a glass house. When you turn heads at the airport it’s not always a good thing. Why are there holes in your face?

Amber Rose And Blac Chyna Show On the Job

By Lex January 19, 2015 @ 9:03 AM

Amber Rose And Blac Chyna Show Off Their Curves While In Miami
If chicks like Amber Rose and Blac Chyna didn’t exist, we’d have to invent them. Every pack has the gnu in the rear who’s about to be lion lunch. Nobody cares how well you did in high school, gnu, you’re done. If these ladies weren’t getting banged and knocked up by rappers, maybe your sisters and daughters would be. Don’t hate the sperm catchers. These ladies are keeping the shit from getting to shore. Quit blue-lighting their tits and yelling ‘aha!’. They deserve a medal.

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews/INF