Blac Chyna and Amber Rose Have Each Other

By Lex June 29, 2015 @ 9:54 AM

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The list of chicks who’ve lost their upstanding black men to the Kardashian family is expanding. Occasionally these wandering whores confab and rub their big fake titties up against one another and lament the draw for rappers of Kardashian steamy junk holes. Everybody handles grief in their own manner. There’s no shame in settling. You think a dentist is going to tell you, bitch, your big old ass just don’t do it for me anymore? Nay. Ask for the N20 and keep your eyes on your Yeezy booties. DDS wives don’t live fast, but they do make it to forty. A Cadillac is just a Jewish Ferrari. What do you mean I can’t wear this top in synagogue?

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Blac Chyna Oiled Up

By Lex June 09, 2015 @ 10:33 AM

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Each time the Kardashians host an event involving Tyga, his baby mama Blac Chyna lathers up her ass and posts ‘daddy come home’ pictures. In terms of crazy bitches be crazy behavior, it’s not off the charts. Show the old man what he’s missing by ditching you and fucking a seventeen year with stripper tits and a complete lack of humility. A jacked up greasy ass isn’t the sales hook it once was. Think about holding up a GED or perhaps a proof of life of your joint child nobody’s seen in six months. Inspire your man to come home. Google ‘murder suicide’ on somebody else’s computer if you want to preserve your legacy.

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Blac Chyna For Mother Of The Year And Shit Around The Web

By Jack May 13, 2015 @ 12:00 PM

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Blac Chyna is suing rapper and Kylie Jenner fucker Tyga for full custody of the bastard baby boy they had together. I don’t envy the judge on this case. “Do I give the kid to the douche with the neck tattoos or the herpetic whore?”

Read all about Blac Chyna’s plea to get custody of their tax write off. (TMZ)

Vanessa Hudgens says that bras are for suckers. (Egotastic)

Here are a bunch of gifs of Jennifer Lopez’s ass and tits. (COED)

Here’s Khloe Kardashian trying to make us care about her ass. (Huffington Post)

Kendall Jenner wears tight jeans because she’s a model or something. (Drunken Stepfather)

Abigail Ratchford has the best tits on Earth. There, I said it. (Hollywood Tuna)

Scantily clad chicks like sports too, you know. (The Chive)

Blac Chyna Wants Her Baby

By Lex May 12, 2015 @ 11:27 AM

Blac Chyna Fights For Full Custody
Blac Chyna intends to fight for full custody of her two year old son with Tyga. Through her attorney Black Chyna claims the child needs to be living full time with just one parent since he’s about to enter school and learn the cruel gift genetics bestows upon kids with two extraordinarily stupid parents. Black Chyna claims her ex-boyfriend isn’t fit to be the primary parent since he likes to stay out all night, smoke hella dope, and fuck underaged girls. In contrast, Black Chyna clearly doesn’t do the latter. Chyna also wants child support from Tyga to keep her in the lifestyle she’s accustomed to. Which is either a condo in Calabasas or a refrigerator box in an alley depending if you go back more than two years. As usual, the only winner in this case will be the sick child who receives this toddler’s healthy liver after he’s forgotten in the tub for three days in or around the MTV Video Awards. Life is cruel, not that comment.

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Blac Chyna Desperate

By Matt April 27, 2015 @ 6:33 AM

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Blac Chyna finds herself in a precarious situation, being she doesn’t do anything and her only hope at securing a few more four figure party gigs is reminding people she fucked a rapper who is fucking an underaged chick whose half-sisters dad hid OJ’s murder weapon. When life gets hectic you should take a step back and look at things in perspective and be mortified. I’ll drive. Chyna is apparently pissed because she had a child with rapper Tyga who is assumed to be gay for studio time. Tyga is now fucking 17 year old Kylie Jenner which is illegal but there are bigger problems in the world like Blac Chyna’s supposed career and why they still sell those ice cream malts at stadiums that are clearly just hydrogenated poo. Chyna posted a photo of her chemically enhanced artist’s rendition of a woman’s ass on Instagram along with Tyga’s text messages to her asking if he could come by and see their child. It’s unclear how one leads to the other but let’s just assume she’s bad virus positive and delouse that comforter. If you ever wondered what it would be like to fuck Minnie Mouse on the back side of her career, you have issues. Sleep in the garage.

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Blac Chyna Mocks Kylie Jenner

By Lex April 22, 2015 @ 10:16 AM

Blac Chyna Mocks Kylie Jenner
I can’t imagine the wave of emotion that sweeps over a 26-year old stripper when her baby daddy decides he prefers to statutory rape bang a 17-year old Kardashian. Despair mixed with gin and a tonic of regret for thinking basic literacy was for losers. Blac Chyna has decided to attack Kylie Jenner where it counts, on social media, with grade school slams on her hyper inflated lips and lack of grown up after-sex gifts.

I don’t know the exact rules of whore fights, but I’m pretty sure the last girl to get gonorrhea wins. Kylie may have the mind of a child who dined on too many lead paint chips, but she got the Tyga. She’s owns the Skank Throne until such time as another usurps her seat. Blac Chyna has her black men’s magazine ass modeling gigs and her burgeoning eyelash extension business. That ought to be enough. Let Kylie have a bastard rapper baby. If recessive genes could speak, they’d thank you.

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