By Lex August 30, 2015 @ 8:07 PM
Amber Rose and Blac Chyna made a bold statement on the red carpet of the MTV VMA’s wearing dresses covered brightly in all the bad words people call women. More specifically, the bad words people call these two women. The slogans were in lieu of providing a reason besides making illegitimate rapper babies that Rose and Chyna were part of MTV’s cynical salute to the world’s most commercially successful shitty music. A couple trannies who may have been ripping the girls’ moves followed suit with outfits covered in just the word ‘faggot’ proving that misogynists are far more verbally creative than homophobes.
The striking wardrobe was used to help promote the Amber Rose Slut Walk on October 3 in Los Angeles. No, I don’t just make this shit up. The Slut Walk is a thing that started in Toronto in 2011 when a bunch of feminists heard that some mountie told a rape prevention seminar that women make themselves targets if they dress like sluts. Imagine the furor. Now every October a block full of women dressed as slutty as possible march down whatever they call streets in Canada. Lanes maybe. If Slut Walk sounds at all enticing, you’re imagining the wrong women. Amber Rose took the Slut Walk and slapped her name in front of it for an L.A. gathering of women looking to empower themselves through the role model shoes of Amber Rose. Stilettos filled with the cum of several wanted men.
I’m not sure how much you’d need to drink before any of this made sense, but probably just enough to get you raped.
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By Lex August 28, 2015 @ 9:40 AM
Amber Rose and Blac Chyna are two women who know a thing or two about being knocked up by rappers just passing through. Also stylish eyewear and disfiguring artificial anatomical enhancements. Combined, it’s a powerful force in marketing that might sell up to eleven pairs of glasses. This is what happens when you tell your ad agency you can’t afford Nicki Minaj.
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By Lex June 29, 2015 @ 9:54 AM
The list of chicks who’ve lost their upstanding black men to the Kardashian family is expanding. Occasionally these wandering whores confab and rub their big fake titties up against one another and lament the draw for rappers of Kardashian steamy junk holes. Everybody handles grief in their own manner. There’s no shame in settling. You think a dentist is going to tell you, bitch, your big old ass just don’t do it for me anymore? Nay. Ask for the N20 and keep your eyes on your Yeezy booties. DDS wives don’t live fast, but they do make it to forty. A Cadillac is just a Jewish Ferrari. What do you mean I can’t wear this top in synagogue?
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By Lex June 09, 2015 @ 10:33 AM
Each time the Kardashians host an event involving Tyga, his baby mama Blac Chyna lathers up her ass and posts ‘daddy come home’ pictures. In terms of crazy bitches be crazy behavior, it’s not off the charts. Show the old man what he’s missing by ditching you and fucking a seventeen year with stripper tits and a complete lack of humility. A jacked up greasy ass isn’t the sales hook it once was. Think about holding up a GED or perhaps a proof of life of your joint child nobody’s seen in six months. Inspire your man to come home. Google ‘murder suicide’ on somebody else’s computer if you want to preserve your legacy.
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By Jack May 13, 2015 @ 12:00 PM
Blac Chyna is suing rapper and Kylie Jenner fucker Tyga for full custody of the bastard baby boy they had together. I don’t envy the judge on this case. “Do I give the kid to the douche with the neck tattoos or the herpetic whore?”
Read all about Blac Chyna’s plea to get custody of their tax write off. (TMZ)
Vanessa Hudgens says that bras are for suckers. (Egotastic)
Here are a bunch of gifs of Jennifer Lopez’s ass and tits. (COED)
Here’s Khloe Kardashian trying to make us care about her ass. (Huffington Post)
Kendall Jenner wears tight jeans because she’s a model or something. (Drunken Stepfather)
Abigail Ratchford has the best tits on Earth. There, I said it. (Hollywood Tuna)
Scantily clad chicks like sports too, you know. (The Chive)
By Lex May 12, 2015 @ 11:27 AM
Blac Chyna intends to fight for full custody of her two year old son with Tyga. Through her attorney Black Chyna claims the child needs to be living full time with just one parent since he’s about to enter school and learn the cruel gift genetics bestows upon kids with two extraordinarily stupid parents. Black Chyna claims her ex-boyfriend isn’t fit to be the primary parent since he likes to stay out all night, smoke hella dope, and fuck underaged girls. In contrast, Black Chyna clearly doesn’t do the latter. Chyna also wants child support from Tyga to keep her in the lifestyle she’s accustomed to. Which is either a condo in Calabasas or a refrigerator box in an alley depending if you go back more than two years. As usual, the only winner in this case will be the sick child who receives this toddler’s healthy liver after he’s forgotten in the tub for three days in or around the MTV Video Awards. Life is cruel, not that comment.
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