Blake Lively ducked down to hide from the paparazzi while leaving the set of "Gossip Girl" yesterday, but instead of hiding, she showed them her tits.  Bravo.  Everything is going EXACTLY as planned!

"Gossip Girl" star, and I use that term very loosely, Blake Lively got pee’d on yesterday because she was naughty and she’s into yellow discipline.  You heard it here first: Blake Lively is a pervert.  No not really.  Although that would have been way better.  Splash News Online says…

A solo Blake Lively has to stop and get out of a 'Gossip Girls' cast van because her dog "Penny" urinated on her. Blake was traveling through midtown Manhattan when she suddenly had to stop so that Penny could finish the rest of her business outside. Blake's dress had urine all down the front but her assistant quickly helped to cover her by handing her a large shopping bag so that she could shield herself from the public. Blake was going with the all natural look as she was not wearing any makeup and pimples were visible on her face and neck.

I didn’t see any pimples on her face but then I didn’t really look.  I don’t even know who this is, and I’m not gonna sit here and pretend like she’s someone important.  She might be delightful for all I know, but she also might hate the blacks, and I will not have this page be used to spread the message of hate found in Blake Lively’s racist propaganda.  Shame on you, madam.

I saw something the other day about "Gossip Girl" being a huge unstoppable sensation, the hottest show on television, with the only possible stumbling block being that nobody watches it.   The ratings are apparently awful.  I have no idea.  I have no idea what it’s about or who is on it.   If a TV show doesn’t have anything about Rommel or cheerleader car washes, how good could it really be, and I don't think this has any of that.  I’m guessing it’s a bunch of sexy rich white kids who do scandalous things.  There’s lots of backstabbing and trendy music and big sunglasses and one of them is secretly gay.  Was I close?  Actually, who cares.  Doesn’t matter.  Here are pictures of series star Blake Lively and her boyfriend/co-star Penn Badgley in Mexico.  Or maybe Blake is the boy and Penn is the girl.  Does everyone on this show have a fruity, androgynous name?  I’m pretty sure the point of a name is to identify someone, I can't even tell who is a boy or a girl on this stupid show.  Why not just name your kid 5, or a drawing of a cloud.