Bob Costas Is Too Short to Be Captured

Bob Costas is the first nationally broadcast sports commentator with the baby sac to question the validity of the Arthur Ashe Courage award for Caitlyn Jenner to be presented at the ESPY awards in July. Naturally, he couched it with a whole bunch of platitudes about the intense courage of Caitlyn Jenner. He wants to live. But the diminutive sports journalist pondered whether or not a courage in sports award might be...

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Bob Costas Collapses Under Weight of Eye Puss

Even hardened Russian mafia members were cringing in their furry Western boots at the sight of the ooze and puss and lachrymal matter dripping from the blood-orange eyes of Bob Costas in his TV nest in Sochi. It's been like watching a whore's vagina expel regret after a particularly eventful Vegas convention weekend. Nobody knows how Costas got his pink-eye, everybody just wants it to go far the fuck away. You can't...

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the Jerry Sandusky interview (full video)

As if he wasn't smug enough already, Bob Costas somehow got a phone interview with Jerry Sandusky that aired last night on NBCs 'Rock Center', and despite being a pompous jackass he actually did a really good job. Especially at getting Sandusky to creep everyone the fuck out (full transcript under the cut). After Sandusky opened by saying that he is innocent of the charges against him, Costas said, "Innocent?", and...

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