Bob Costas Is Too Short to Be Captured

Bob Costas is the first nationally broadcast sports commentator with the baby sac to question the validity of the Arthur Ashe Courage award for Caitlyn Jenner to be presented at the ESPY awards in July. Naturally, he couched it with a whole bunch of platitudes about the... read more

Bob Costas Collapses Under Weight of Eye Puss

Even hardened Russian mafia members were cringing in their furry Western boots at the sight of the ooze and puss and lachrymal matter dripping from the blood-orange eyes of Bob Costas in his TV nest in Sochi. It's been like watching a whore's vagina expel regret after a... read more

the Jerry Sandusky interview (full video)

As if he wasn't smug enough already, Bob Costas somehow got a phone interview with Jerry Sandusky that aired last night on NBCs 'Rock Center', and despite being a pompous jackass he actually did a really good job. Especially at getting Sandusky to creep everyone the... read more