Bob Costas Is Too Short to Be Captured

June 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bob Costas is the first nationally broadcast sports commentator with the baby sac to question the validity of the Arthur Ashe Courage award for Caitlyn Jenner to be presented at the ESPY awards in July. Naturally, he couched it... READ MORE

Bob Costas Collapses Under Weight of Eye Puss

February 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Even hardened Russian mafia members were cringing in their furry Western boots at the sight of the ooze and puss and lachrymal matter dripping from the blood-orange eyes of Bob Costas in his TV nest in Sochi. It’s been... READ MORE