oh jesus christ

Lady Gaga was in London this weekend to start a new world tour, and it's a good thing I was over here in the colonies. Because I wore an invisible dress and a glittery silver lobster on my face at a party too. Then went up some stairs so everyone could see my business.... read more

kelly bensimon knows how to dress

Kelly Bensimon of ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey' went for a jog in Miami this morning, and seeing these pictures reminded me that I don't know that much about her. So I ran a search on busty Asian model Jennie Reid, in hopes that naked pictures of her might help for... read more

elizabeth hurley is incredibly literal

Elizabeth Hurley attended a charity event in London last night for something called the Naked Heart Foundation, and to get into the spirit of things, she showed off her Naked Breast. Which reminds me, Elizabeth Hurley is 100 percent invited to my bulimia awareness event... read more

lindsay lohan is a terrible model. mostly.

Lindsay Lohan did a photo shoot to go along with her condescending interview in the Sun over the weekend, and although the pictures are boring, at least the originals are enormous. So you can zoom in and check out the scars from her cutting and the sun damaged cleavage... read more

bar refaeli is in a bikini (update!)

Physically perfect girl Bar Refaeli was in Mexico this weekend, and the only thing hotter than Bar in a bikini is Bar in a bikini with two friends, who are also hot chicks with big tits and in bikinis. In fact these pictures are a little too good, and when they ended I... read more

jayde nicole is 24

Playboy's 2008 Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole celebrated her 24th birthday this weekend, and even though she looks way way better with no clothes on (under the cut), she still looked fantastic in this ridiculous dress and a crown. This must be how rich people live. I... read more

robert pattinson in details

Here are finally the pictures from Details that made news last week when Robert Pattinson went public about the nightmarish hell he suffered through during the photo shoot, and explained that the scars are still with him. "I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vaginas.... read more

heidi montag and her breasts are hard workers

Heidi Montag filmed some scenes for 'the Hills' this morning while having breakfast in Beverly Hills, and hopefully she ate something nutritious. With her new implants, she now weighs over 400 pounds. She's gonna need lots of energy. (source = splash news exclusives)... read more

new and improved heidi went to vegas

I realize this is two stories in a row about huge things stuffed into something else, but Heidi Montag and her fantastic breasts took a private plane to Vegas this weekend for a romantic weekend. This is the first time I can recall that Heidi has ever been on a luxurious... read more

kelly bensimon is kind of hot

The Playboy with Kelly Bensimon from ‘The Real Housewives of New York City' goes on sale tomorrow, but Playboy.com has the pictures today, and … damn. This chick is freakin hot. There are 4 pics under the cut but to see them all you have to go to the playboy website.... read more

what in the hell is that

Just yesterday someone sent me an article about Australia making it illegal for girls with small breasts to do porn, and I didn't mention that sooner because I've been busy moving to Australia. So, while I'm not entirely sure what it is that supermodel Erin Wasson... read more