Larissa Riquelme is the lingerie model from Paraguay whose tits made her the World Cups brightest star, and she famously said she’d run naked through the streets if Paraguay won the Cup.
The bad news is that Paraguay lost to Spain on Saturday. The good news is Larissa understands the healing powers of hot girls with huge breasts, and so yesterday she said she’s gonna do it anyway.
“It will be a present to all of the players, and for all the people in Paraguay to enjoy, because they tried as hard as possible and gave it their all on the field.”
Even though I’d rather see more of this Argentinian girl who emailed pictures of her amazing naked ass, and even though Larissa has been naked before (pictures here), this is still terrific news. Latin girls are so hot. They have really pretty skin, and they usually have long hair and big tits and according to porn most of them do anal, but I’m scared to date them because they’re all insane.
It’s not that I think she’d kill me, but I think she would know people that would kill me, probably her brother. And then we’d have a fight about something dumb like a movie and she’d go tell him that I raped her. 10 minutes she’d have calmed down and forgotten about the whole thing, but that’s 5 minutes after what the cops would later describe as an “explosion of gunfire”.
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Because if you were following Tyler on twitter, when hot girls email pictures like the banner picture girl or this girl with E’s, they end up over there long before I can find some transparent excuse to post them on Tyler (like I did, rather poorly, for this one or this one, for example).
On a related topic, if you’re a hot girl you should take some fantastic pictures like this perfect angel did. She took them simply out of the goodness of her heart, but from now on you could make an easy $500. For standing in front of the mirror and looking hot. Which you do anyway, but until now no has paid you a cent! What is that all about! I think that’s terrible, and I’m not gonna sit here - LIKE A COWARD! - and watch you get exploited!
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To be more precise, Katy Perry is topless in the UK version of Esquire. And below are three new pictures from the shoot. But she’s even more naked, completely topless, in this fake picture from last year that is all over today for some reason (oh. of course).
Tomorrows headline: “Amazing Dignified Bunny Wears A Top Hat!” (and here’s an exclusive sneak peak!)
AFSHAN AZAD - plays Padma in the Harry Potter movies, and hopefully she learned some of those defense spells because her father and brother are in jail today after threatening to kill her. In their defense, her performance was a bit wooden, and those people take shame very seriously. (huff)
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN - says nothing about the third Batman movie in this interview, but he does confirm that the script is finished and ready to cast. So far this is the best movie experience I’ve had all summer. (/film)
MEL GIBSON - sold his 75 acre estate in Connecticut today for $24 million. He reportedly wants to move somewhere, “more apartheid-y”. (wonderwall)
SOPHIE TURNER - got loose before her run this morning in Santa Monica, which caused me to get the exact opposite of that. I’m not entirely sure what it is she does, but I couldn’t be happier that she’s doing it. (pcn)
Girls really don’t seem to understand how awesome tits are. Last week some naked pictures of Kelly Brook were re-published. And it was great. So that’s that, girls might think. We’ve seen her tits. Now we can move on, right?
Wrong. No. You shut your mouth, little girl. Now we need to see more. I could have 10,000 pictures of her tits and be fascinated by each and every one. But I don’t. This is a step in the right direction, however. The Daily Mail says…
The actress and glamour model has signed a half-a-million dollar deal to pose naked for (playboy) later this year.
The 30-year-old, who boasts a 34E cup size, will pose for arty and tasteful nude shots on a shoot in the Mediterranean later this month.
Kelly Brook is gorgeous, and she’s 34E. A small girl with huge tits. Those things are awesome individually, so combining them seems like pure fantasy. It would be like getting a blowjob while on vicodin while puppies licked my feet while Tracy Porter ran back his int to ice the Superbowl for the Saints while a spiderbite gave me Spiderman powers.
I don’t mean to be pedantic, but Loaded magazine has some topless pictures of physically perfect Kelly Brook in their July issue, and spazzy keyboard nerds everywhere (ahem) are causing a national shortage of astroglide, but the pictures were actually taken in 2005 and first published in Arena magazine. In fact, these are the original Arena pics. I didn’t even bother to post the new pictures, because they’re exactly the same as the old pictures. Also in the July issue of Loaded, they’ll tell you if ‘Batman Begins’ is worth your $5.50, and they give BP their Environmental Safety Award.
SEXY UPDATE - Added the pics from Loaded for comparisons sake. Although I shouldn’t have because in one caption she says her boobs are “too big” for her small frame, and I don’t appreciate her spewing out this kind of dangerous propaganda.
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