katie holmes is awesome

I know that all the cool kids think Katie Holmes sucks, but those kids are clearly queer because she's terrific looking. And today the Sun UK agrees with me, saying she's "back to her breast". Actually I don't know what the hell that means but she wore a sheer shirt the... read more

go kill yourself paris hilton

Paris Hilton is just one of many who are doing cameos in a new movie starring Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L. Jackson, Eva Mendes, Michael Keaton and Dwayne Johnson, and in fact she had just one day of shooting, but she made the most of it by acting like a spoiled... read more

diora baird is awesome

There is nothing nothing nothing on earth better than a hot girl with red hair and big tits, so it goes without saying that I have every picture ever taken of Guess model and actress (‘Star Trek', ‘Wedding Crashers') Diora Baird. But these showed up yesterday and I've... read more

who will get the playboy cover?

Tara Reid made news last week when she stripped down ("ALL THE WAY" down according to Fox News and their caps lock key) for Playboys December issue, but rumor is that ‘Real Housewives of New York' star Kelly Bensimon is also set to appear naked in that same issue. This... read more

christina hendricks got married

‘Mad Men' star Christina Hendricks married some dork named Geoffrey Arend at Il Buco restaurant in New York yesterday. They got engaged earlier this year, and you may be wondering if there's a super cutesy story to go along with this. Well of course there is! People... read more

oh hell yes

Oh thank God finally. Finally last night was the the night on "Californication" that Eva Amuri (Susan Sarandons daughter) got naked. If you don't know, David Duchovny plays a writer now teaching a college class and she plays a student in his class. Her face is a little... read more

lindsay lohan is a genius

No need to read that headline again. You read it right. Lindsay Lohan is a genius. It's official. Her mom said so. Lindsay was also hurt by criticism of her debut Ungaro fashion line. Dina said, "The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius." She said... read more

girls next door is back

Exclusive sources to Tyler reveal today that the hit E! show 'Girls Next Door', the show that made Kendra Wilkinson, Holly MarSomething and The Other One The One With Huge Natural Boobs household names, will return to E! this Sunday with an all new cast of girls living... read more

go raiders!

I can't always tell the difference between "British" and "Gay", but despite all pants to the contrary, Russell Brand is apparently heterosexual and to prove it he's having sex with Katy Perry. Although even gay guys probably appreciate her amazing tits, so really this... read more

kim kardashian in south africa

Kim Kardashian is in the South African version of FHM (wait what), but I accidentally uploaded a banner of Jamie Chung in Complex magazine, and those were way better because Jamie is way hotter so I kept it in. They're both hot girls, but Jamie is a better version of a... read more

morning headlines

MICHAEL VICK - will have a reality show on BET to chronicle his life since being released from prison. It will be "serious and somber" and "revisit the Virginia property where he ran and financed a dogfighting ring." This show sounds fun. I like shows where, after... read more

Gillian Jacobs is a good dancer

The new NBC show 'Community', starring the great Joel McHale, is actually pretty funny, but comedy is subjective, so let's instead focus on something that everyone loves: hot young topless girls. Thankfully ‘Community' star Gillian Jacobs also had a big part in the movie... read more