the naked Blake Lively pictures are probably real

By brendon June 01, 2011 @ 2:01 AM

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Earlier tonight, pictures surfaced showing a girl with long blond hair and a perfect body, naked, taking pictures of herself in a mirror with a silver iPhone wrapped in a black case. Awesome, right? But awesome gets awesomer because the girl in the pictures is reportedly ‘Gossip Girl’ star/hot piece of ass Blake Lively.

Unfortunately, a representative for Blake had to cock block and immediately dismissed them as fakes.

“The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites are 100 percent FAKE. Blake has never taken nude photos of herself.”

Well then this is an amazing coincidence because Blake Lively has long blond hair and a perfect body, and in 2008 she had a silver iPhone wrapped in a black case. Just like the one in the naked pictures Blake has never taken. Here she is with it on February 8. And April 7. And June 19. Another clue that it might be her is that it’s a fucking picture, and I’m looking right at her. This representative guy has got some balls.

(NSFW uncensored pics here and here and here and here and here)

SEXY UPDATEnow with 12 new pictures.

the star of ‘Teen Mom’ is in a bikini

By brendon April 06, 2011 @ 5:39 PM

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Just to be clear that’s not Jenelle Evans, the star of Teen Mom, in the headline. That’s Page 3 model Leilani Dowding on Miami beach yesterday, about 10 minutes before she finally took off that suffocating bikini top and playfully splashed around in the water (NSFW).

Now prepare for all the happiness Leilani brought to be snuffed out because the star of High School Whore did in fact put on a bikini and go to tropical celebrity hotspot Oak Island, North Carolina today, so I dumped a few of her pictures back here. The star of Will Suck Your Dick Under The Bleachers is so completely ordinary I don’t understand why we’re supposed to play along with this and act like she’s famous. Someone has to draw the line. It would be one thing if the star of Let Some Seniors DP Her At A Party was attractive in any way, but she’s so plain and dull, she inspires such apathy, it’s amazing her image even registers on film.

(image source = inf daily and pacific coast)

Kate Upton is a good model

By brendon March 10, 2011 @ 4:11 PM

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Kate Upton is one of the young Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, and some out-takes of her photo shoots for the magazine have ended up online. There’s even an UHQ version of the headline pic here. The full size version is so big and intimate, I feel like there’s a chance I might have gotten her pregnant (fingers crossed).

Marisa Miller is naked

By brendon December 10, 2010 @ 4:23 PM

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Marc Jacobs is one of the worlds most famous fashion designers, and he’s currently the Creative Director for Louis Vuitton, so it makes perfect sense that his new campaign would have Marisa Miller completely naked. Actually I guess it doesn’t. But it turns out I don’t give a fuck why she’s naked, as long as she is, so we’re good here.

Julri Waters is here to help

By brendon December 10, 2010 @ 9:47 AM

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This isn’t actually about Hollywood or whatever, but a sexy reader named Nikki emailed the other day in hopes that I would do a post pleading with girls of all ages to get screened regularly for breast cancer. Because she did and now it will hopefully save her life (she has a blog about her treatment here).

Sensing an opportunity to show pictures of naked girls while pretending to be helpful, I agreed.

The pictures of course are of my beloved Julri Waters. She’s a 32G, so that seemed like a good way to illustrate why breast cancer is so evil, and why everyone should give money to organizations like Komen.

How she’s not the most popular model girl anything on earth is beyond me bc she’s everything girls are supposed to be; beautiful, short, big titted and Asian. Oh and she takes all her clothes off and let’s people take pictures of it. In this case Playboy. Actually, just Playboy. For lots of money. I don’t have any money but I asked anyway and suddenly she was too good to take her clothes off. Oh, well paarrddon me your highness. I’m sooo sorry for wanting to look at your vagina. I thought she was gonna be cool, ya know, I thought she was gonna be different, but no, she’s stuck up, just like the rest of them.

(picture source = playboy cyber club, Julri on facebook = here)

Lindsay Lohan is naked (no not really)

By brendon December 08, 2010 @ 4:56 PM

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There’s a picture everywhere today (uncensored full size copy here), purportedly showing Lindsay Lohan topless in a promo for Inferno, a movie that never really existed but one that she got fired from anyway.

In reality, the picture shows Tamara Mellon, the millionaire founder of Jimmy Choo who was at one time attached to star in this pretend movie, and I guess that was enough for the hack director to make her pose for naked pictures. I guess that’s his thing. He pretends to be a director and gets some sexy girl to take her clothes off. It’s a pretty sleazy move, and any girl should run in this situation. Unless I’m the director, in which case relax baby. Look, I put out fresh fruit and everything, it’s all very classy.

(NOTE – Tamara Mellon is also the girl who was on St Barts all last summer, on the island with her occasionally topless ladyfriends for some sun and a box lunch, if you catch my drift.)