Katy Perry is a really good actress

Katy Perry was the musical guest on Saturday Night Live this weekend, and she was in a sketch about who the hell knows (video under the cut). If their plan was to create the worlds most popular .gif, mission accomplished. read more

Heidi Montags bikini fell off (note: not really)

Heidi Montag is back in LA now, but today there are sexy new paparazzi pictures of her in Costa Rica last week. As you can see in the picture above, she was frolicking in the ocean with a photographer, as people do, when a wave crashed in and took her bikini top off!... read more

Kim Kardashian is mad at Playboy

Playboy has released 7 new pictures from Kim Kardashians famous 2007 pictorial (people are saying it's 25, but it's 7. The other ones aren't new. Don't worry about... look, do we have to humiliate me every single day, just take my word on it), which she now says she... read more

'Machete' is gonna be a good movie

Robert Rodriguez got a lot of free press for his new movie 'Machete' when he cast Lindsay Lohan in a minor but pivotal role as a famous girl with big boobs who appears naked in the movie 'Machete'. But who knew that the super hot Mayra Leal was gonna be naked too?... read more

Salma Hayek understands fashion

Salma Hayek went to Madeo in Los Angeles last night for dinner, and to make the night special she squeezed her size Huge breasts into a top made for toddlers. After seeing Anne Hathaway earlier, I wish there was some way to bring back segregation but stick me in with the... read more

Friday morning headlines

RIHANNA - says there is no typo on her tat, as was reported yesterday. "Rebelle fleur translates to rebel flower, NOT rebellious flower, it's 2 nouns so in that case fleur does not HAVE to be first!" So see. Her dumb tat works on a lot of different levels. (ok!) JENNIFER... read more

Jennifer Lopez already got fired from American Idol

In 2004, when Jennifer Lopez made a guest appearance on ‘Will and Grace', the show had to hire 75 assistants just for her, including an eyebrow specialist and someone whose job was to hold her coat (source). And that was to tape 5 minutes on a sitcom. A few weeks ago,... read more

Paris Hilton is a damn witch

Two weeks ago Paris Hilton was topless on a yacht in Italy (4 new pics start here), and last night she was at a party in West Hollywood for the launch of her perfume Tease, and somehow between then and now she grew fantastic tits. This is why guys hate girls. You meet... read more

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr got married

Victorias Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr (seen here during a shoot in the Caribbean last July) and Orlando Bloom (image not available) have been dating since 2007, but they've always stayed out of the spotlight. In fact it was only last month when word leaked that they... read more

paris hilton is topless, in trouble for weed again

It might be stupid that marijuana is illegal in most countries, but it is, so you have to be smart if you want to carry some when you travel. Needless to say Paris Hilton is dumb as a rock, so she's been detained twice this month in foreign countries for possession.... read more

tyler has sexy readers

UPDATE - I don't know why I continue to be such a vacillating, no-decision making spaz with this contest but I keep changing things around and all it does is screw it up. Hopefully I'll magically get smart overnight and figure it out by next week. Even Fiona and her... read more

thursday headlines

MEL GIBSON - might have hit his 6-month-old daughter Lucia, causing bruises, during a fight with his ex Oksana. So really it sounds more like Oksanas fault than Mels. Stop using babies as a shield you crazy bitch. (hp) SUICIDE GIRLS - won't be allowed at this years... read more