tuesday morning headlines

MEL GIBSON - stars in the movie 'The Beaver', directed by Jodie Foster, which was supposed to be released in September. Now Foster and the studio don't know what to do with it. I asked Gibson what he told Foster as far as an apology, and this (NSFW language) is what he told her, but that's pretty much his answer to everything. (e online) TRANSFORMERS 3 - is currently filming in Chicago, and new set pics reveal that...

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sofia vergara is in a bikini too

Ischia, Italy must be incredibly relaxing because Colombian supermodel and ‘Modern Family' star Sofia Vergara was there over the weekend too, and just like Heather Graham she laid around with her legs splayed open. Of course Sofia looked better doing it because of her fantastically huge breasts that she almost never shows off anymore. If I ever had sex with her I would chop my penis off, dip it in gold and make a...

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page views always die on friday afternoons

Traffic always dies on Fridays, so I think I'm gonna start posting pictures of some of the incredibly hot readers who send in pictures like this girl did. I started posted some on the Tyler facebook a few months ago and it was suggested that we should have a weekly contest, one that combines tits, pictures of tits, and $500 to trick hot girls into showing us pictures of tits (details). It's understandable if you don't...

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jwoww is legitimately hot

‘Jersey Shore' has obviously run it's course and no one cares anymore, so I bet JWoww would be really honored to know that I would still do it with her. She and Snooki (image not available) stopped by Sirius and talked about season 2 of the show, but much more importantly J wore clothes that clung to her kickass rack and someone took pictures. She needs to remember though that if your hands aren't turning purple, your...

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the facebook page has been fixed

Tyler has really sexy readers (as if I needed to tell you that) so a few months ago (here) I started posting some of their pictures on facebook. And then almost immediately I started hearing from people saying they couldn't access the page for some reason. That should all be fixed now, so you should follow Tyler on twitter and facebook. The girl in the blue bikini really wants you to. She also apparently wants to make...

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wednesday headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - was scribbling on a piece of paper all day during her court hearing (this is a fairly accurate recreation), and the Huffington Post found a crystal clear shot that shows what she was writing. It's mostly notes to keep track of her lies and explain why she ignored the judge for the past 3 years. Her notes are the part written in red, the white space represents all the cocaine. (huff post) KENDRA...read more

anna faris is completely naked

Anna Faris is really really hot and really really funny, and by all accounts she's one of the nicest people in Hollywood, which is why I've always said that she simply couldn't be any more likable. But then she did get more likable by taking all her clothes off and running around naked, thus making me look like quite the fool. Touché Anna Faris. (WARNING - these pictures, shot last night in Boston on the set of ‘...

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world cup girl larissa riquelme still wants to get naked

Larissa Riquelme is the lingerie model from Paraguay whose tits made her the World Cups brightest star, and she famously said she'd run naked through the streets if Paraguay won the Cup. The bad news is that Paraguay lost to Spain on Saturday. The good news is Larissa understands the healing powers of hot girls with huge breasts, and so yesterday she said she's gonna do it anyway. "It will be a present to all of the...

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you should follow tyler on twitter

Because if you were following Tyler on twitter, when hot girls email pictures like the banner picture girl or this girl with E's, they end up over there long before I can find some transparent excuse to post them on Tyler (like I did, rather poorly, for this one or this one, for example). On a related topic, if you're a hot girl you should take some fantastic pictures like this perfect angel did. She took them simply...

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katy perry is topless

To be more precise, Katy Perry is topless in the UK version of Esquire. And below are three new pictures from the shoot. But she's even more naked, completely topless, in this fake picture from last year that is all over today for some reason (oh. of course). Tomorrows headline: "Amazing Dignified Bunny Wears A Top Hat!" (and here's an exclusive sneak peak!) [gallery ids="602891,602901,602911,602912"]

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thursday headlines

AFSHAN AZAD - plays Padma in the Harry Potter movies, and hopefully she learned some of those defense spells because her father and brother are in jail today after threatening to kill her. In their defense, her performance was a bit wooden, and those people take shame very seriously. (huff) CHRISTOPHER NOLAN - says nothing about the third Batman movie in this interview, but he does confirm that the script is finished...read more

kelly brook. in playboy.

Girls really don't seem to understand how awesome tits are. Last week some naked pictures of Kelly Brook were re-published. And it was great. So that's that, girls might think. We've seen her tits. Now we can move on, right? Wrong. No. You shut your mouth, little girl. Now we need to see more. I could have 10,000 pictures of her tits and be fascinated by each and every one. But I don't. This is a step in the right...

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these pictures are 5 years old

I don't mean to be pedantic, but Loaded magazine has some topless pictures of physically perfect Kelly Brook in their July issue, and spazzy keyboard nerds everywhere (ahem) are causing a national shortage of astroglide, but the pictures were actually taken in 2005 and first published in Arena magazine. In fact, these are the original Arena pics. I didn't even bother to post the new pictures, because they're exactly...read more

its hayley williams from paramore. topless. on twitpic.

At around 8pm on Thursday night, Hayley Williams, lead singer of Paramore, was posting some pics on her twitter page, and was even nice enough to post a topless picture of herself for about 10 minutes. But then she accidentally deleted both the post and the picture. Oops. Butter-fingers! But needless to say I right-clicked the hell out of all this and, luckily for her, I can post it over here. No need to thank me...

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kate moss is a close second

Kate Moss and a guy with bigger tits than Kate Moss hung out on St Barts today, and as you can see it was a real delight for the senses. Actually the picture agency says the guy is "lover Jamie Hince", though I'm not sure why they describe him that way. It might be because he's so smooth. First he built a little sand penis on her stomach, then he smeared the sand over her and rubbed it into her skin. If there's one...read more