megan fox > rosie huntington whitely

Various sources, including the Sun, are claiming Victorias Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whitely has been offered the female lead in 'Transformers 3', a role played by Megan Fox in the first two movies. The 23-year-old Brit has no acting experience, but it wouldn't matter anyway because these movies are retarded. John Turturro is a fantastic actor but he still looks like an asshole in these. This chick can't act, AND...read more

lindsay is so dumb it takes your breath away

Very obviously the reason Lindsay didn't come back for her court date is because she didn't feel like it. The flights weren't full and no one stole her passport. Now Lindsays mom says she has a new passport, to replace the "stolen" one, which is fascinating because the French police say she never applied for one. Actually I don't think you even can get a new passport overseas. Maybe you can in a major country like...read more

julie bowen is a good talk show guest

Julie Bowen is probably best known as the star of ABC's acclaimed comedy ‘Modern Family', but from now on she should be known as a very easily relaxed talk show guest. She went on Lopez Tonight, and when the topic of her two new babies came up, she showed a picture of them breast feeding. This picture, to be specific. The "Modern Family" star said she had taken the same picture onto her appearance at "The View," but...read more

halle berry is single

Halle Berry has broken up with her Canadian model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry after dating for the past four years, and having a child together in 2008. It's always sad when a couple breaks up, and since this isn't a sad website, it's a happy website (!), I thought a good way to cheer everybody up would be to post some pictures of Halles delicious titties. She's probably filled with self doubt lately, so I bet she'll be...read more

jenna bentley is practically naked

Playboy model Jenna Bentley is in Hawaii today, and yesterday her skimpy little bikini was vastly over-matched by her awesomely huge breasts. And so of course one of her tits slipped out. How could it not? To contain tits like that you'd need a bikini made of those big canvas straps with the ratchets like they use to pick up cars.read more

tess taylor seems fun

Tess Taylor is the star of the E! reality show 'Pretty Wild'. She's also at the heart of that whole "bling ring" who robbed Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. She's also the Playboy Cyber Girl of the Year. She's also incredibly hot, short, and she has DD's. As you may recall, those are my 3 favorite qualities in a girl, so needless to say I love her very very much. These candid and very rare pictures of her getting high...read more

afternoon headlines

JESSE JAMES - is a jackass who has no one to blame for his problems but himself. Unfortunately he admits that. Which makes it hard to attack him. After the divorce news broke, he said, "Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused her, it would be selfish to not let her go." Ah, yes, but … what about … aw fuck you dude. Seriously, what the hell am I supposed to say after that. (...read more

there is no one more beautiful than julia roberts

Julia Roberts is a mean old bitch and she looks like something that you would discover living in a mountain cave that the villagers claim is haunted. Oh, but if you work for People magazine, and your job depends on big celebrity interviews and the frumpy housewives who read them, a good idea would be to pretend that a frumpy housewife is really sexy and attractive. And so that's what they did. Julia Roberts, who began...read more

ohai beyonce and beyonces breast

Do these pictures show: A. a yeti on vacation. B. a visualization of that "roll a fat girl in flour" sex joke C. Beyonce and her nipple in Hawaii. This wasn't some kind of quiz by the way. I genuinely don't know wtf is going on in these pictures. But I'm scared/erect, and I'd love to know why. (source = splash news online)read more

jwoww makes laundry fun

Kim Kardashian wasn't the only set of luscious titties in the news this weekend, because Jwoww of 'Jersey Shore' did some laundry and went to the beach. Oh I know. My heart was in my throat, on account of all the excitement. She's oddly sexy. Mostly because I assume she's a complete slut who says yes to every request. And she has huge jugs. I wouldn't mind inserting my penis into her vagina, if you catch my drift. And...read more

Kim Kardashians first husband beat her up. A lot.

Some people say kids are our most precious resource, but those people are God damn liars. You can't go 10 feet without seeing some punk ass kid. How precious could they really be? Our real most precious resource is hot sluts with huge breasts. That's why Kim Kardashian is a perfect little angel, and that's why it's extra enraging to hear that her pussy ex-husband would, ahem, "punch her in the face, slam her against...read more

thursday night headlines

MATT AND TREY - say Comedy Central removed a speech about "intimidation and fear" from last nights episode after some dim witted muslims threatened to kill them. The group says South Park insulted their prophet by depicting him in a bear costume. To make matters worse, now a bear group is threatening to eat Matt and Trey for depicting one of them as one of those dirty islam idiots. (yahoo) SANDRA BULLOCK - reportedly...read more

ohai katy perry at coachella

Katy Perry went to Coachella this weekend, not to perform but to stand around with her huge tits on display. God bless her heart. But her skinny dirty friend was also intriguing. Look at the gap between this bitches legs! It's like a foot and a half. I've never seen any thing like that in my life. She probably has to wear a sweater like that to block a beam of light from hitting the ground under her vagina every time...read more

ashley dupree is naked in playboy

Ashley Dupree will be on Opie and Anthony tomorrow morning to talk about her time as an escort and her part in bringing down Eliot Spitzer, who was Governor of New York when he saw her as a client. More to the point, she'll talk about taking all her clothes off and letting Playboy take pictures of her hot body so that we can see her naked. What a friendly girl. I really like her attitude. ( a few pics under the cut....read more

did conan screw over george lopez? no.

When NBC approached Jay Leno about doing a 30 minute show at 11:30 and bumping ‘the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien' to 12:05 (note to nbc: it's not exactly "tonight" at that point anymore, is it?), Jay did the honorable thing and asked if Conan was ok with the move. But then it turns out Conan wasn't okay with the move, and Leno just did it anyway because he's a piece of shit. So why would Conan essentially do the...read more