07.09.2009 Aww what the hell

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In the last few weeks, Marilyn Manson took time out from living in 1997 to start dating Stoya (the porn star. Picture Megan Fox if Megan Fox was into piercings and anal. NSFW pic here), Billy Corgan went out with LA weather-girl Jackie Johnson, and now Wicked Chops Poker sends over this picture of doofus Brad Garret playing poker while his hot little girlfriend waits patiently in a see-thru shirt with no bra.

The pictures below are also them in Hawaii about two weeks ago. After that is Corgan and Johnson. After that is a puddle of my tears and a chair I tipped over while shaking my fist at God.


11.12.2008 YOU DONT POKE THE BEAR

Brad Garret, who you may remember from "Everybody Loves Raymond" but probably don't, snapped on the paparazzi last night, smacking one of them around and breaking his camera.  Then, smelling blood in the water, they antagonized him further by challenging him to a fight and calling him a "pussy" and a "tall faggot".  They better be careful.  Garrett is 30 feet tall.  I saw this movie one time where he was on the side of a building swatting down planes.  He's also very strong, and has punches.