PITT IN A THREEWAY WITH JOLIE AND ANISTON?

By brendon September 05, 2006 @ 8:31 AM

Daniel Edwards, the artist who created sculptures of Britney Spears giving birth on a bear rug and "Suri (Crusies) bronzed baby poop", is now working on an sexually explicit sculpture of Brad Pitt with both Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston. A source tells the London Daily Star:

"(Jolie and Aniston) are horrified by the work and will go to any lengths to prevent it from being exhibited. That includes teaming up against Daniel. But Brad doesn’t seem to be bothered by the threesome portrayal at all."

Eh. This would maybe be kinda hot except that it wont be. The idea of Brad and Angelina behind Aniston, working her over until she cries, just as they have in real life, may sound hot but the reality will probably be disappointing. Just like that prostitute I picked up on Santa Monica Blvd. Turns out that 6’2” blond had a secret.

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Tags: angelina jolie, brad pitt, jennifer aniston |

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ANGELINA JOLIE IS STILL ANGRY

By brendon August 25, 2006 @ 12:21 PM

Angelina Jolie still does not speak to her father Jon Voight after a long and strained relationship that finally came to an end after he said that she needed help for her "mental problems" on national television in 2002. So when the two ended up at the same place last night, things were sure to be awkward. Unless she and Brad Pitt just like, sat in her car or something for 30 minutes, waiting for him to leave. Oh, hey, guess what:

The ultimate celebrity couple spent a half-hour sitting in their car out side the party after learning that Voight was inside (at the birthday party for Scott Caan). Pitt finally went in by him self to pay respects to Caan, his co-star in "Ocean's 11" and "Ocean's 12." Moments after Pitt's arrival, his presumptive father-in-law left the party, paving the way for Jolie to enter through a back door.

Man, do I ever know what that's like. Sitting in a dark car on a date of intrigue with one of the most beautiful women in the world, watching the front door of a party, gathering intel on my dates father. Except, replace "Sitting in a dark car…" and all that with "sitting in a shopping cart that someone left in my front yard saying 'vroom vroom' and telling my Kim Possible doll that it LOOKS LIKE WE GOT COMPANY!"

Tags: angelina jolie, brad pitt, jon voight |

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win ‘fight club’ on bluray

By brendon November 17, 2004 @ 4:31 PM

Okay sorry this is so late in the day. I had to sweet talk someone into giving me more copies of this, but I have 25 copies of the 10th Anniversary of ‘Fight Club’ on BluRay to give away. I’m not very good at contests, so I guess we can do a scavenger hunt. The first 25 who send in these three things win:

1. A picture of a turtle on a surfboard.
2. Winnie the Poohs real name.
3. Use the word “eschatologically” in a sentence.

Or if you’re a girl you could send me naked pictures. Either one really. Actually I do have a preference. Try and guess which one it is.

ANNOYING UPDATE – see this is why i was bitching about even 25, because we blew threw that shit in about 30 seconds. Anyway, I’m afraid I’m out. I’ll see if I can get some more but let me wade through the people who have already answered. I’m afraid were done after this though. Sucks, I know.

(email your answers to brendon@whatwouldtyler.com)