Lindsay Lohan Boob Falls Out So She Hides Under a Table

By Lex April 02, 2013 @ 2:44 PM

Lindsay Lohan is on the 25th hour of freedom before they take away her booze for 90 days. So she did what any drug-addled girl would do. She flew down to Brazil, let her boob fall out of her dress getting off a helicopter, hit the clubs, then hid under a table when the demons of her soul came looking for her. A day in the life.

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Lindsay Lohan Braless Knockers Knock Back a Last Few

By Lex March 25, 2013 @ 12:29 PM


When the media reports on Lindsay Lohan and her constant troubles with drugs and alcohol, they like to use terms like ‘troubled’ or ‘party-girl’ or ‘wayward’. Like she’s a high school honor student who fell into the wrong crowd and came home with Natty Light on her breath in the first act of an after-school special. What about just calling her a freaking ‘addict’? A wired-to-the-core junkie with an insatiable desire to self-medicate through whatever illicit substance she can pour into her pie-hole, snuff up her nose, or rapidly yearn into her snatch. I suppose ‘wayward’ is more economical, and less harsh, but also completely dishonest.

Lindsay was spotted knocking back vodka out of an unmarked carafe at a local watering hole not long after her guilty plea to her latest criminal charges and yet another court mandated rehab stint. Which means 90-days before Lindsay is allowed to return to her blessed drugs. Which she will. Because she’s ‘wayward’.

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Rihanna Loves Chris Brown, Hates Bras

By Lex March 05, 2013 @ 1:36 PM

Rihanna’s been talking this week about making a baby with Chris Brown. Because she’s in love. And she’s stupid as fuck. If you’re not picturing an angry high-pitched squealing Chris Brown beating the baby out of Rihanna, you’re not really trying.

This chick loves drama. And weed. But mostly drama. Part of which is taking every chance she can get to show off her tits and ass. Which is the healthy kind of drama, because showing off your tits and ass won’t get you put in a hospital, it’ll only make you even more money.

Here’s Rihanna showing off her nipples at London Fashion week today.

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