By Lex November 18, 2013 @ 1:55 PM
The last time Brandi Glanville went out and got snookered, she ended up stumbling around West Hollywood with her ass exposed and a tampon string hanging out from between her legs. Relative to that, this weekend’s sober drinking birthday dinner was relatively tame. At least, there was a posse of helpful people put in place in anticipation of Brandi knocking back a few. She even brought out her Celebrity Rehab counselor friend who I guess did not have a resume builder kind of evening. Brandi might think about wearing pants the nights she hits the town, just in case her vagina gets weepy again with the drink.
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By Lex November 14, 2013 @ 2:13 PM
Girl fights without hair pulling or makeup sex are inherently uninteresting. But sober living challenged Brandi Glanville decided to go the ultimate below the belt blow on fellow Real Housewives cast member Joanna Krupa by saying that she heard from a dude Joanna slept with that Krupa’s pussy smelled. And I don’t mean like a spring meadow. Pussy stank comments are the female fight equivalent of going nuclear. It’s Hiroshima. You can’t just say oops, my bad, and expect to go get your next abortions together like before. The ground is now toxic. Brandi’s comment was in response to Joanna Krupa tweeting that she wasn’t surprised that Brandi Glanville’s husband left her for LeAnn Rimes. If this all sounds horribly petty and staged for the gay Bravo! Real Housewives audience, then you are correct.
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By Travis October 24, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Brandi Glanville attended the premiere party for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules last night in Hollywood, and for a 40-year old who truly looks her age, she sure knows how to take the attention away from her face. That’s not to say she’s not an attractive woman, but when your only tactic in stealing attention from the fairy tale witches that make up a Real Housewives cast is basically shouting, “Hey everyone, look at my tits!” you know you’ve fallen on harder times. Not to be outdone, though, LeAnn Rimes probably offered Bravo a new show that takes place inside of her vagina.
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By Travis September 04, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
At least, I hope that Mr. T had a threeway with Brandi Glanville and another woman, because otherwise he just kind of looked like a tourist asking a couple F-listers for a quick photo yesterday in Beverly Hills. I’m also disappointed in Mr. T that he’s wearing a regular FBI shirt and not the Female Body Inspector kind, because if you’re 61-years old, barely working and walking around Beverly Hills in sweatpants and slippers, you’ve already pretty much said, “Fuck it.”
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By Lex July 11, 2013 @ 12:36 PM
Brandi Glanville brought out the ‘you’re not so perfect yourself’ cliche on Twitter to defend her drunken, half-naked, tampon string showing stumble around West Hollywood the other night.
“When ur PERFECT and make all the right decisions ALL the time, and don’t have at least a bit of cellulite on ur ass, get back 2 me”
I guess nobody can get back to her. She nailed it. I think George Zimmerman’s defense attorney ought to close with the same argument. Get back to me when you’re perfect, fucking jury.
For extra mindless political points, Brandi added:
“I got drunk with my gays its not murder.”
Well, there you go. Stop hating on gay people you judgmental imperfect fucking judgers of me. I didn’t commit murder, like Zimmerman, who shouldn’t be judged anyhow until you get all that cellulite off your ass. Ah, to be a drunken mess of a celebrity mom in Hollywood. It really is the moral high-ground.
By Lex July 09, 2013 @ 4:59 PM
Brandi Glanville is the chick who sold a divorce to her husband to Leann Rimes who wanted to marry that guy herself. Just like a country music song. Brandi got a couple million maybe in blood money. And a job on one of those drunken mom reality shows. None of which really explains why she went out boozing in a sheer shower curtain and a black thong. Maybe she started the night out fully dressed and just ended up that way. If you’ve never been drunk enough to lose your pants, then you’ve never really been drunk enough.
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