Brandi Glanville Denied

Basic cable reality show fame skews your view of your place in the world. That's how you end up swearing at a doorman in Hollywood where the Jenner girls and Taylor Swift hang out late night. The Nice Guy bouncer just scoffed at your Bravo network name drop. Andy Cohen's... read more

Brandi Glanville Explains Screwing Schedule

Ex Real Housewives star Brandi Glanville revealed she has a list of random stunt cocks and ex-boyfriends she calls to service her with a weed whacker in times of need. There was zero demand for this information but the twelve women who still admit they watched that show... read more

Brandi Glanville Ass Attacks LeAnn Rimes

Every weekend LeAnn Rimes shows up to her step-kid's AYSO game and wonders if a soccer injury could potentially fell the remaining connection her husband has to bio-mom Brandi Glanville. That's about the time that bitch shows up in some kind of breezy stripper outfit... read more

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Brandi Glanville Job Hunting

Brandi Glanville was either fired from her Bravo Housewives show or she quit to pursue other ripe and golden opportunities. The latter being the extraction and sale of her pickled glands to exotic food courts in the aristocratic neighborhoods of Shanghai. When you're a... read more

Brandi Glanville Nipple

Brandi Glanville is a case study in why the steady farmer puts down even his best horse when she's past her prime. It's hard to watch the decline. And you can only feed so many mouths. Also, that horse might decide to start appearing on Bravo!, a network that now exists... read more

Joanna Krupa Sues For Pussy Defamation And Shit Around The Web

Joanna Krupa is suing her Real Housewife co-star Brandi Glanville for slander against her pussy. Apparently, Glanville made statements to the effect that Krupa's vag smelled like the Gowanus Canal at low tide. Can you sue for vaginal defamation? I don't see why not. Read... read more

Brandi Glanville Drinking In a Bikini For A Change

Brandi Glanville claims she's officially given up provoking fights with LeAnn Rimes, even though LeAnn remains a crazy slut who stole her husband. This comes after Glanville's marketing intern determined she's no longer getting any media play from the fake feuds. Given... read more

Brandi Glanville Craves Attention Too

Now that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have their own reality show dedicated to pretending they have better things to talk about than Eddie's ex-wife Brandi Glanville, Brandi felt the telltale publicity sting in her vagina quarters pushing her to get back out in public... read more

Brandi Glanville Couldn't Be More Popular

Brandi Glanville had everything working for at her book signing. Her award winning semi-sober smile. Makeup caked on in all the right spots. Several copies of her book, I'm an Inebriated Whore, Somebody Please Bury Me in the Desert, and tons of cameras and publicity... read more

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Brandi Glanville Has a New Book And Genital Warts

Brandi Glanville is dropping a new book just about every week now. That has to be considered highly fucking prolific for a raging alcoholic with a moderate level of intellgence. Which just goes to show, you can get tons of shit done when you're long term unemployed. Put... read more

Brandi Glanville Is The Latest Reality Star To Say Something Dumb

When you see a headline like "Brandi Glanville says she ‘wanted to be molested as a child'", you might get the idea that the reality star admitted that she was molested a long, long time ago and was somehow cool with it. While that would still be incredibly stupid, it's... read more

Brandi Glanville Says Black People Can't Swim

Sometimes it's hard to tell with drunks if they want attention or they just say stupid shit because they're snookered. Last month Brandi Glanville announced that Joanna Krupa's pussy smelled bad. Now, she's drunk again by the pool on whatever stupid fucking show she's on... read more