Brandi Glanville Denied

Basic cable reality show fame skews your view of your place in the world. That's how you end up swearing at a doorman in Hollywood where the Jenner girls and Taylor Swift hang out late night. The Nice Guy bouncer just scoffed at your Bravo network name drop. Andy Cohen's inside dispensing hummers in the gender inclusive bathroom. This makes no sense. Forty-three and D-list just struck you right in the face.

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Brandi Glanville Explains Screwing Schedule

Ex Real Housewives star Brandi Glanville revealed she has a list of random stunt cocks and ex-boyfriends she calls to service her with a weed whacker in times of need. There was zero demand for this information but the twelve women who still admit they watched that show should find this information titillating while they're undergoing dialysis.read more

Brandi Glanville Ass Attacks LeAnn Rimes

Every weekend LeAnn Rimes shows up to her step-kid's AYSO game and wonders if a soccer injury could potentially fell the remaining connection her husband has to bio-mom Brandi Glanville. That's about the time that bitch shows up in some kind of breezy stripper outfit with no bra to remind LeAnn that her husband's progeny came out of her twat. Words are never spoken. This is how chick's duel. When the kid gets older...

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Brandi Glanville Job Hunting

Brandi Glanville was either fired from her Bravo Housewives show or she quit to pursue other ripe and golden opportunities. The latter being the extraction and sale of her pickled glands to exotic food courts in the aristocratic neighborhoods of Shanghai. When you're a drunk mom, lots of shit happens in your life that you recollect poorly. Did I leave the baby in the car? I remember doing shitty at video poker....

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Brandi Glanville Nipple

Brandi Glanville is a case study in why the steady farmer puts down even his best horse when she's past her prime. It's hard to watch the decline. And you can only feed so many mouths. Also, that horse might decide to start appearing on Bravo!, a network that now exists solely to examine what happens when you give middle aged alcoholics tons of booze then flash lights in their eyes. You stumble around West Hollywood ...

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Joanna Krupa Sues For Pussy Defamation And Shit Around The Web

Joanna Krupa is suing her Real Housewife co-star Brandi Glanville for slander against her pussy. Apparently, Glanville made statements to the effect that Krupa's vag smelled like the Gowanus Canal at low tide. Can you sue for vaginal defamation? I don't see why not. Read all about Joanna Krupa's stanky business. (Dlisted) Aubrey Plaza smokes cigars spread eagle on the set of Dirty Grandpa. (Egotastic) Kim Kardashian...

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Brandi Glanville Drinking In a Bikini For A Change

Brandi Glanville claims she's officially given up provoking fights with LeAnn Rimes, even though LeAnn remains a crazy slut who stole her husband. This comes after Glanville's marketing intern determined she's no longer getting any media play from the fake feuds. Given that Glanville still colon cleanses with a gallon of Stoli each morning, sticking to her word has to be considered iffy. Nobody should be held...

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Brandi Glanville Craves Attention Too

Now that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have their own reality show dedicated to pretending they have better things to talk about than Eddie's ex-wife Brandi Glanville, Brandi felt the telltale publicity sting in her vagina quarters pushing her to get back out in public and show off her tits and ass. It's often good to take a pause at these moments and remember that most 40-something moms aren't wasted in the streets...

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Brandi Glanville Couldn't Be More Popular

Brandi Glanville had everything working for at her book signing. Her award winning semi-sober smile. Makeup caked on in all the right spots. Several copies of her book, I'm an Inebriated Whore, Somebody Please Bury Me in the Desert, and tons of cameras and publicity assistants at the ready. She was just missing one thing. People. Where were the throngs of people looking to scoop up the seventh book of the ex-wife of...

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Brandi Glanville Has a New Book And Genital Warts

Brandi Glanville is dropping a new book just about every week now. That has to be considered highly fucking prolific for a raging alcoholic with a moderate level of intellgence. Which just goes to show, you can get tons of shit done when you're long term unemployed. Put that in your Obama criticism pipe and smoke it. Having unlimited free time allows you the privilege to sit down every day and focus on calling your...

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Brandi Glanville Is The Latest Reality Star To Say Something Dumb

When you see a headline like "Brandi Glanville says she ‘wanted to be molested as a child'", you might get the idea that the reality star admitted that she was molested a long, long time ago and was somehow cool with it. While that would still be incredibly stupid, it's pretty misleading, because the reason that Brandi's fans and child safety and anti-rape groups are all pissed off at her is far more stupid than that....

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Brandi Glanville Says Black People Can't Swim

Sometimes it's hard to tell with drunks if they want attention or they just say stupid shit because they're snookered. Last month Brandi Glanville announced that Joanna Krupa's pussy smelled bad. Now, she's drunk again by the pool on whatever stupid fucking show she's on telling the dark skinned member of the cast that of course you can't swim, because, 'you're black'. Which not only offended this co-star Joyce...

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Brandi Glanville Is Number One

The last time Brandi Glanville went out and got snookered, she ended up stumbling around West Hollywood with her ass exposed and a tampon string hanging out from between her legs. Relative to that, this weekend's sober drinking birthday dinner was relatively tame. At least, there was a posse of helpful people put in place in anticipation of Brandi knocking back a few. She even brought out her Celebrity Rehab counselor...

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Brandi Glanville Said Joanna Krupa's Pussy Smells

Girl fights without hair pulling or makeup sex are inherently uninteresting. But sober living challenged Brandi Glanville decided to go the ultimate below the belt blow on fellow Real Housewives cast member Joanna Krupa by saying that she heard from a dude Joanna slept with that Krupa's pussy smelled. And I don't mean like a spring meadow. Pussy stank comments are the female fight equivalent of going nuclear. It's...

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Brandi Glanville Knows How To Class A Party Up

Brandi Glanville attended the premiere party for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules last night in Hollywood, and for a 40-year old who truly looks her age, she sure knows how to take the attention away from her face. That's not to say she's not an attractive woman, but when your only tactic in stealing attention from the fairy tale witches that make up a Real Housewives cast is basically...

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