Actor Jesse Heiman’s IMDB profile reads like a jock’s wedgie hitlist, with roles like “Nerd”, “Member of the High School Video Club”, “Chubby Young Adult”, “Comic Shop Customer”, “Geek” and “Winking Comic Book Nerd” under his hiked up belt. But the 34-yeqar old actor started off 2013 with his biggest role yet, as “That dork who got to make out with Bar Refaeli” in Go Daddy’s Super Bowl ad.
He followed that up by sucking face with Jaime Pressly in the music video for Michael Bublé’s “It’s a Beautiful Day”, but as you can see above, she was the 47th most attractive girl in that video. Last Thursday, Heiman took another step down the ladder as Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member Brandi Glanville laid a sneak attack tongue bath all over Heiman’s patchy red complexion.
The 40-year-old model licked and kissed actor Jesse Heiman — best known for his Go Daddy Super Bowl commercial with Bar Refaeli — at the Pieces (of Ass) 10th Anniversary Show in Hollywood.
Despite their over-the-top PDA, Glanville seems to be dating other people. “Why do I like my boyfriends just a little bit more when they ignore me?” she tweeted. (US Magazine)
Heiman looked pretty upset when Brandi went in for the kill, and he should be. If Refaeli is a perfect 10, then Glanville is a .4. If Bar is an Oreo cookie, Brandi isn’t even a Hydrox. She’s like a vanilla wafer colored black with a Sharpie. Heiman should consider hiring bodyguards, like Gaddafi’s Amazonian Guard. They’d probably work for cheap right now.
(Photo Credits: Getty)
