Just a week after Paris Hilton glared at ex-BFF Tara Reid while she stood on the outside looking in at Hyde in Los Angeles, Paris and sidekick Brandon Davis were denied entrance to Bungalow 8 in New York City last Thursday night after the MTV Music Awards. Paris broke down in tears and Davis scuffled with police before they were sent away. Limelight.org says:
Paris is photographed with boyfriend Brandon Davis and Puff Daddy trying to enter a private VMA 2006 after party with no luck. Police arrive and Brandon Davis is seen arguing with one of the officers. Paris is shown upset and crying and comforted by a female friend.
Hopefully, Paris Hilton being shunned will be a hot new trend. Like suede platform pumps or pit-bull attacks. The ultimate of course would be to shun Paris Hilton by sicking pit bulls on her, then watching her try and run away in those god damn suede platform pumps. Then again, I take my hot trends very seriously. I'm a cold-hearted machine. I can't be bargained with. I can't be reasoned with.
Paris Hilton and her spoiled worthless friends have lashed out at Lindsay Lohan once again in front of the cameras in a repeat performance of the infamous episode when Paris stood giggling by the side of Brandon Davis as he repeatedly called Lohan "firecrotch", among other things. The latest incident took place Friday night at an In-N-Out burger in West Hollywood after a Justin Timberlake concert at the House of Blues. Paris, her sister Nikki, Brandon Davis and Scott Scorch - the producer of her album - were overheard by photographers uttering “firecrotch”. After that, according to TMZ:
(A photographer asked) "What did you say about firecrotch?" Storch replied "We're actually celebrating firecrotch day." As Storch and Paris got in the vehicle which sported bright red interior, he added "We even have firecrotch interior for the occasion." A photographer then asked "Did you get the interior done for firecrotch?" Storch promptly responded "Yes we did, in special honor of her freckled puss." Paris, who smiled during the entire exchange, could not contain her giggles with Storch's parting shot.
It takes a lot of nerve to make fun of a girls vagina when you're sitting next to Paris Hilton. Say it too loud and there might be an echo. That whore is so used up, I could fist her with an inflatable raft in my hand, then pull the rip chord and she probably wouldn't even notice.
