Bree Olson Is Crossing Over To Mainstream Films

By Travis April 23, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Equally known for her work in the porn industry and as one of the “goddesses” that Charlie Sheen ruined for the rest of mankind, Bree Olson has decided that it’s time to make her run at crossover success as a legitimate film actress. While most of her latest roles are in small, independent comedies that sound terrible, Bree’s biggest role to date (that doesn’t involve being gang-banged by strangers) will be in The Human Centipede III: Final Sequence. The extent of her role isn’t known, but the film’s star, Eric Roberts, at least leaked some plot details to Entertainment Weekly yesterday.

“We have a centipede that is made of prison inmates, and they’re all hooked together. When you see this, you will never want to commit a crime and go to prison. It’s really horrible.”

Having your mouth sewn to another person’s anus and being in a long chain of people who are just shitting into each other’s throats only to eventually die from a terrible sickness? That’s almost as bad as voluntarily sleeping with Charlie Sheen.

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Bree Olson is a good model

By brendon May 11, 2012 @ 12:42 PM

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Actually the picture agency didn’t say who this model was, but I’m pretty sure it’s Charlie Sheen’s ex and super famous porn star Bree Olson, doing a photo shoot yesterday in the window of the Oliver Peoples store on Sunset Blvd (*).

She’s probably not actually naked, because that would seemingly be illegal, but the only thing she had for clothes were some strategically placed belts kept in place by this helpful lady. One long gaze or lingering touch and this could have quickly turned into a pretty hot girl-girl scene.

(*) in fact, almost dead center on Sunset, as if traffic on that god damn road didn’t move slow enough already. image source = splash.

Thursday headlines, with sex tapes and lawsuits

By brendon July 21, 2011 @ 2:00 PM

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MARILYN MONROE – allegedly is the star of a newly discovered 8mm film showing her having sex when she was 20. The owner is trying to sell it, though hopefully this is just a police sting to identify guys who want to watch a girl who’s been dead for 50 years have sex. (cbs)

SNOOKI AND MIKE TYSON – are 2 of the names being mentioned to face off on ‘Dancing With The Stars’. And hopefully in an assault trial after that. Guess which one is the defendant in my little day dream. (us)

CHARLIE SHEEN – always brags about his sexual prowess, but Bree Olson says they usually had sex just once a day. Surprisingly, that one-a-day limit was not her idea. (sun)

CAPTAIN AMERICA – opens tomorrow and so far 71 percent of the reviews have been good. I wish I could say the same for my Captain America outfit. Those kids were pretty mean as I waited in line to buy my ticket. Fine, be a bunch of jerks, I hate this stupid theater anyway! (rotten tomatoes)

KIM KARDASHIAN – is suing Old Navy for $20 million because she thinks the girl in thier new ad looks too much like her (this girl). Apparently she feels it should be illegal for other girls to have a face. (ny daily news)

Bree Olson slept with another really famous actor

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 8:14 PM

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Bree Olson was on a radio station in her hometown of Fort Wayne, Indiana, yesterday, and during the absolutely scintillating interview (audio clip here), she reveled that Charlie Sheen isn’t the only famous actor she’s had sex with. Not only was there someone else equally famous, but according to her he’s won multiple Academy Awards.

HOST: And was Charlie Sheen the only celebrity that you’ve ever dated?
BREE: Dated? Yes.
HOST: Hooked up with?
BREE: I mean, you know, yes, but, man, if it got back, it would just be, I’m not the kiss and tell kind of girl, I will say he’s gotten a few Oscars and he’s been in quite a few blockbusters, recent ones as well.

HOST: Is this like a private jet flying celebrity, or is this like a first class on a regular plane celebrity?
BREE: A private, private jet. I mean we’re talking nice jet. One of the nicest jets I’ve been on for sure.

At first I thought it might be Kevin Costner, because he has 2 Oscars and allegedly had sex with porn star Holly Sampson, but unless Bree reads the trades everyday and knows that Costner is in the new Superman movie and the new Quentin Tarantino movie, he hasn’t done anything recently. Same with Mel Gibson (who also has a thing for porn stars).

Assuming she means the guy won multiple awards for acting, there isn’t a real long list to chose from.  There’s Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Tom Hanks, Sean Penn, Robert De Niro, Gene Hackman, Kevin Spacey, and Denzel Washington.

When you look at it like that, there’s one obvious name that really jumps out. Tom Hanks. I think we all know it’s Tom Hanks.  The perv.

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Charlie Sheen got dumped by Bree Olson

By brendon April 25, 2011 @ 1:51 PM

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If there’s one thing I know about porn stars, it’s that they’re perfect girlfriend material. Steady as a rock, they are. So I was surprised when pictures of Charlie Sheen on his Torpedo of Truth tour last week only showed him with one goddess, only one of his two girlfriends, and zero hot ones. Where was Bree Olson?

That was rhetorical, by the way. She went home, and she went on twitter.

“It feels SO GOOD to be home! I was very homesick so it’s good to be back with my family and friends. I love home, Dr.Sniffles & you guys!”

And now Sheen says she’s officially broken up with him, he got punked by Dr. Sniffles, and she did in a text message no less. The Hollywood Reporter says

The actor kicked off the show by revealing that one of his goddesses, Rachel “Bree” Olson, had broken up with him via text message. During the Q&A session later, one fan asked Sheen how he handled two women at once without turning to polygamy. He replied, “Not well, because one left.”

Not only did he get dumped, but he had to give away tickets to this show in Ft. Lauderdale, and even then it was only about a third full. Aww, poor Charlie. Looks like someone could use a pick-me-up bouquet. It has a teddy bear holding a heart!

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Charlie Sheens daughter looks pretty happy

By brendon March 04, 2011 @ 5:27 PM

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Most people, including Charlie Sheen no doubt, don’t realize that Charlie Sheen has a daughter named Cassandra Sheen, but X17 Online does, and they caught up with her today in Calabasas. Charlie had her when he was 19 with a girl from his high school named Paula Profit, and yes she is older than her dads two girlfriends. Cassandra is 26, while Rachel Oberlin (better known as porn star Bree Olson) and Natalie Kenly are both 24.

So even though Charlie barely knows Cassandra, maybe she could be friends with his girlfriends. And the next time one of them is locked in a closet with a black eye, they could whisper on the phone for Cassandra to please come save them.