Brendan Eich Didn't Like Gay Marriage, Now He's Unemployed

Never go against the family in a mafia movie if you want to live. Never go against the Eagles in a Philly sports bar if you value your face. And never go against the gays if you want to keep your job. According to pretty much everybody, Brendan Eich was a pretty cool fat sweaty nerd with glasses. He invented JavaScript in the mid-90's so that every Community College student with half a brain could code shit on more