Breaking: Women Are Still Really Desperate

By Travis July 29, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Poison front man Bret Michaels stopped by Fox and Friends on Friday to play a few songs from his upcoming album, “So This Is What It’s Come To?” as part of a tribute to 9/11 victims and first responders stuck in the 80s. And while that’s not actually the name of his album, Bret should at least consider it, because nothing says, “Walk into the white light” quite like being the host of a TV show about RV makeovers and performing music on Fox and Friends.

But at least one woman in the crowd was overly excited about Bret’s performance, as she threw her bra at the 50-year old, before he signed it and threw it back. Hopefully, Gretchen Carlson found a nice frame for it.

(Photo Credit: Joel Ginsburg/WENN.com)

Bret Michaels says he never banged Mileys mom

By brendon November 03, 2010 @ 5:02 PM

iukoiu

When Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus announced their divorce last week, many thought it was related to the rumor that Tish did Bret Michaels when he and Miley worked on a song together last year. Perhaps by using his hand exactly like he is in this picture of them together. But today a publicist for Bret told E! news…

“It’s unfortunate that Billy Ray and Tish have to be further tainted by these lies being reported. The only relationship he’s had with Tish is professional because he worked with Miley on ‘Every Rose.’ She recut it, and obviously they did that together at GMA in the summer.”

Oh whatever. People who work together always end up doin it. That’s why Kim Kardashian opened a store that sells nothing but rims and grape drink.

tuesday afternoon headlines

By brendon April 27, 2010 @ 6:31 PM

kelly_brook_bikini_1_05_122_504lo

IRON MAN 2 - kind of sucks, according to the first major review, because it has too many plot lines and villains crammed in. But that’s how all superhero sequels do it. More stories and characters make it better. Because it’s more. It’s a higher number. Why have one story when you can have 7 or 8. This reviewer has a lot to learn about movie making. (hollywood reporter)

BRET MICHAELS - has been upgraded to stable condition for the first time since his brain hemorrhage on Friday. Of course being dead would also be considered “stable”, so this is only somewhat good news. (us.com)

KIM KARDASHIAN - was way easier to work with than Ashley Dupree, according to the photographer who shot them both for Playboy. It’s more proof that girls with huge jugs are superior in every way. (daily news)

SOMEONE IN HOLLYWOOD IS GAY - but we won’t find out who until the People cover story in May. I bet it’s Megan Fox. I mean she hasn’t had sex with me, so this would explain it. It’s all coming together now. (jezebel)

KRISTINA FROM OHIO - reads Tyler. And she’s in the Maxim Hometown Hottie contest. But only click this link if you feel like you deserve to see a girl with a really hot ass. Take a good look in the mirror, and ask yourself if you’ve earned this great, great honor. (maxim)

KELLY BROOK - is in Mauritius, which is a French island off the south east coast of Africa. More to the point she’s in a bikini. Even more to the point, she’s in over 90 percent of my erotic daydreams. You can actually see her tits from the back. Is there anything better than that? Let me answer it this way: No.