By Lex February 07, 2014 @ 5:38 PM
Any man who has the privilege to make babies with models knows the obvious upside, outside of the procreative sex with an amazing looking woman who likely mumbles, is having a bunch of kids who are much better looking than you. Eddie Murphy’s daughters are pretty hot. I think they’re both of age so I can more freely talk about how horribly I’d like to bang them both while watching the uncut version of Raw. That’s not likely to happen, but just talking about it makes me feel more manly. The girls got together in their dad’s bedroom to take some photos of their asses in lingerie. Apparently, they’re hoping to get Victoria’s Secret modeling contracts, which could totally happen if they could just figure out a way to be a little less black.
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By Lex June 14, 2013 @ 1:42 PM
You’re not my new mom! That’s right, Bria. I’m taller, skinnier, and hotter than your mom. I wear my bikini slung so low that your daddy can see my pelvic bones pointing right to the place where he’s going to make your replacements. Also, he told me the other night he never really loved you. Suck on that.
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By Lex June 12, 2013 @ 12:56 PM
I think the Chinese might have it right. Having daughters seems like an enormous pain in the ass. I suppose the tea parties are a blast, but when they grow up to be running around in bikinis in front of dudes then you have to go kill people you barely know for no good reason. That just sounds like work. Give me a son with a dull mind and strong shoulders to work the farm. Or fetch me beer since I don’t have a farm. Let your neighbor make the girls. See which one of you lives longer.
Here’s Eddie Murphy’s two girls Bria and Shayne on the beach in Hawaii. They’re both over 18 now so don’t worry about the NSA mind melding what you’re thinking.
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