Bridget Marquardt is a good model

By brendon October 21, 2011 @ 11:47 AM

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Bridget Marquardt from ‘Girls Next Door’ has a new line of Halloween costumes, but for some reason there are only pictures of these outfits made for everyday wear. There must have been some kind of mix up.

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Dina Lohan is ready to sell out Lindsay

By brendon October 21, 2011 @ 10:39 AM

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Dina Lohan is reportedly shopping a tell all book about Lindsay to explain how things went so wrong, and you’ll be shocked to hear that a Lohan is taking no responsibility whatsoever and this is all someone else’s fault. A few excerpts…

“I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively.  Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living–and it tore me up inside.”
“How could I deny my daughter the chance of a lifetime?  How could I hold Lindsay back from her dream of becoming an actress?  So, I listened to others and sent my daughter to Hollywood with a few pieces of luggage and a chaperone.”

Well just because sending the 16-year-old daughter of two addicts to live in Hollywood with no supervision and unlimited money didn’t work out this time, I don’t think that makes it a bad idea, I think we can all agree on that. Lindsay is the exception to the rule.

Bridget Marquardt is a bikini model

By brendon April 19, 2011 @ 5:39 PM

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Playboy and Girls Next Door star Bridget Marquardt posed for a new bikini photo shoot in Marina del Rey today, and she doesn’t look that great or anything but I still like these because they were taken at the Ritz Carlton and I used to work there (way too many details about that in the Britney bikini posts here and here and here). One time Cameron Diaz was there for some press thing and an area was blocked off and there was a rope with a red flag in the middle and she asked me if that meant she wasn’t supposed to go this way, and I told her no it means this way is romantic. Cameron Diaz is an idiot, in case you didn’t know.

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ive got inauguration fever!

By brendon January 20, 2009 @ 9:57 AM

No not really.  I think we both know I'm too dumb to talk about politics, but technically it's my parents fault that I'm dumb, not mine, so I'm not gonna beat myself up over it.  Besides, that shit is depressing.  The internet is fun.  Politics = Obama May Reverse Abortion Policy Through Executive Order.  Internet = Tits or GTFO.  And so with that in mind, here's "Girl Next Door" Bridget Marquardt on the Gold Coast of Australia filming scenes for her new show,  "Bridget's Sexiest Beaches".  So who's the real hero of the day.  Many of today's Top Perverts are saying it's Bridget.

HOLLY HAS COMPLETELY GIVEN UP

By brendon October 27, 2008 @ 1:13 PM

Hugh Hefner held a media preview this weekend for the annual haunted house at the Playboy mansion, and while "Girls Next Door" Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson got into the spirit of things, Holly Madison couldn’t be bothered.  Maybe it's because she and Hef have broken up, or maybe she just couldn't decide on a costume.  If you're having trouble deciding on a costume, it's important to get an unbiased opinion.  I suggest you put on your mask and then go to somewhere like a bank.  They’re very busy, and you don’t want to waste their time, so just run right up to the teller and yell excitedly.  I’ve never tried this myself but I think it would work.

(these pictures from splash feature a guest appearance by underrated heat Christine Smith.  She’s made of red hair, big tits and win.)



BRIDGET IS THE ONE YOU WANT

By brendon September 23, 2008 @ 8:51 AM

Suffice to say that the relationship between Hugh Hefner and his three girlfriends is complicated.  Hef and Bridget Marquardt are still married (Hugh to Kimberly Conrad since 1989, Bridget to Chad Marquardt since 1997), Kendra is engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide-receiver Hank Baskett and Holly is rumored to be dating magician Criss Angel (she's not).  But today Hef tells E! all is well, albeit in transition.  

"The reality is the girls and I are all together," Hefner said.  "Are there going to be changes in the relationships, I'm sure there are going to be," Hefner said. "I think that in the future, the girls are going to, in time, be dating others and moving out of the mansion, and when that happens we will not be keeping it a secret," Hefner said.

I talked to someone at E! last night and she said the reason the Kendra story got out is because other playmates see Kendras fame and the money she makes from appearances and they want to take her place.  Holly’s not going anywhere, neither is Bridgett, but maybe they can get Hef mad at Kendra and he’ll boot her out.  That’s also the plot to "the House Bunny", by the way.  More importantly, according to the person I talked to, Bridgett "wants to fuck in the worst way", because she hasn’t been laid in years.  She knows she’s not really Hefs girlfriend, but she's too nice to sleep with someone else.  So the message here is, line up to fuck Bridgett and her big natural tits, because she’s gonna break someone in half the day she gets out.  She’s gonna be like I was the first time I got laid after an extended dry spell.  Except she’ll have more erotic pleasures and breathless passion, whereas I had more crying and apologizing.

(for the record, the E! source denied Kendra was engaged but i still hear she is.  also, i have some emails out for more on Bridgett and her sex life)