Britney will get $15 million to be the new ‘X factor’ judge

By brendon April 11, 2012 @ 9:05 PM


E! says that things are all but official and Britney Spears is set to be a judge alongside Simon Cowell and LA Reid on season two of ‘the X factor’, when she’ll become the highest paid judge on television at $15,000,000 a season.

Britneys former agent-current fiancé Jason Trawick set the deal up, and now he’ll also be a producer on the show. Though they probably should have hired him as a producer first and then gone after Britney. I bet he wouldn’t have thought 15 million a year was such a good idea then.

“Both camps were back and forth on the money but now they have finally come to agreement on the fee. That was the big sticking point and now, thankfully, it’s been sorted. All they need to do now is work out the smaller points. The fact the money is now set, means that there is nothing stopping this from becoming a reality.”

This will be a huge step up from what they were paying Paula Abdul last year. Because she’s borderline retarded, and they could just pay her with blank strips of paper with an X on it that they called “Paula Dollars”.

are Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush back together

By brendon February 14, 2012 @ 4:58 PM


Miami Dolphins fans better hope this goes to hell quick because Reggie Bush just had the best season of his career, unlike the first time he and Kim Kardashian dated, when all he did was run into the back of his lineman and then fall down.

Amid reports last weekend that Kim Kardashian reunited over lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel with ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush, a source tells PEOPLE that the two are just friends – at least for now.
“They don’t know what will happen,” the source says. “They’re taking it slow. They love each other so much and miss each other, but their relationship is so complicated.”

And yes, the banner picture is Kardashian and Britney Spears with Sir Richard Brandon. Together at last. They must have so much to talk about.

Britney is getting her own money as a wedding gift

By brendon January 23, 2012 @ 4:56 PM


Britneys Spears father, who is either very generous or too cheap to buy a real present, will give up his conservatorship as a wedding gift to Britney, allowing her full control over her finances (and an empire estimated at around $200 million) for the first time in 5 years.

Her father Jamie has been conservator of her affairs since her life spiralled out of control in 2007.
But as a special gift to mark her upcoming wedding to fiance Jason Trawick, Britney’s father is asking a judge to halt the conservatorship.

When Jason heard the news, he sat back in a big leather chair, tapped the tips of his fingers together and said, “Eexxcellent. Everything is going exactly as planned”, then laughed maniacally.

Britney got engaged

By brendon December 19, 2011 @ 11:54 AM


As expected, Britney Spears got engaged to her ex-manager Jason Trawick this weekend in Las Vegas, during his 40th birthday party at Planet Hollywood. Also as expected, her ring was relatively simple, at least by Hollywood standards. Some spoiled cunt like Jennifer Lopez would demand 10 of those rings. As if it’s some treat to marry that mean bitch. Marc Anthony could start dating Casey Anthony and she’d only be the second worst person he’d ever been with.

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Britney might be getting engaged tonight

By brendon December 16, 2011 @ 11:21 AM


Multiple reports today claim that Britney Spears will get engaged, probably this weekend but perhaps as early as tonight, to her dreamy boyfriend and former manager Jason Trawick.

Radar says he now has the ring that he picked out and ordered a few months ago, and TMZ adds…

Multiple sources who are definitely in the know say Jason plans to pop the question tonight … in Las Vegas.

We’re told Britney knows they’re getting engaged, so it’s not going to be a big surprise.

It’s kind of weird that he’s doing this in Vegas, since that’s where Britney was in 2004 when she got drunk and married another guy named Jason (for 55 hours before having it annulled). I’m petty and insecure so I don’t like it when I have things in common with guys my girlfriend used to date. On a totally unrelated note, has anyone here ever taken in one of those schoolgirl exchange students from Korea? How does that work exactly? Do they include pictures or what?

Britney gave Pauly D a dance

By brendon December 12, 2011 @ 3:56 PM


Pauly D is the opening act for Britney Spears these days, doing whatever it is DJ’s do, and last night in Puerto Rico she brought him on stage for… this little dance thing. Then they went in the champagne room and she gave him a hand job. He’s gonna freak when he see’s his credit card bill, but who’s he gonna tell, it’s Puerto Rico, the cops are all on the take, they don’t care.

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