That headline isn’t nearly as bad as it sounds, by the way.
If you don’t remember, Sam Lufti is the piece of shit who wasalways around Britney Spears in 2007. It was her lowest point, after she shaved her head, and he came out of nowhere and took over her life. No one could get to her without going through him. He reportedly cut her phone lines, threw away her cell phones, disabled her cars and ground up pills to hide in her food. It was only after he lost a suit to take control of her finances that Britney was placed under psychiatric care, and shortly after that he was investigated by the LAPD for drugging Britney, possibly for months, before anyone was able to intervene.
Well now he’s suing Britneys mom for defamation, and he wants Britney to testify. You can probabaly guess how excited her parents are about that.
Britney’s parents, though, are resisting, saying that Britney is mentally incapable of testifying. In a motion filed on Monday at Los Angeles Superior Court, Lutfi asked a judge to order a psychiatric evaluation of the singer to prove that’s not true.
Despite Spears’ comeback, she’s still under the conservatorship of her father and family lawyer. Both are hesitant to let the singer get too close with Lutfi, who was fired in 2008.
So this guy kept Britney secluded in a drugged up haze for months while robbing her, and now he wants her help to sue. And since the only money Britneys mom has is what Britney gives her, he’s essentially asking for her help to take more of her money. What a piece of shit. Someone should do something. Does anyone know how quicklime works? Will that really dissolve a body? Hypothetically speaking.
Johnny Knoxville was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and revealed that Britney Spears actually filmed a scene for Jackass 3 where she was locked in a porta potty attached to bungee chords.
The bit was okay but it would have been funnier with someone more hatable like Jennifer Aniston. And if it wasn’t a bit. And if they would have used faulty bungee chords that snapped and shot her into outer space.
Britney Spears gave two well-publicized “surprise” shows this weekend, one Friday night at the Palms in Vegas and one Sunday afternoon in San Francisco, which for some reason were hosted by Good Morning America as part of the promotion of her new album, “Femme Fatale”.
All things considered she looked pretty good. Obviously I think she looked way hotter, especially her body, when she was a teenager, but that’s really more of an indictment of me than it is her, and probably not the kind of thing I should be saying out loud.
Back in June, a bodyguard who worked for Britney Spears for about a month named Fernando Flores accused her of sexual harassment and then child abuse (for which she was investigated by the LA County Dept of Children and Family Services and cleared almost instantly because there was, “absolutely no truth to the accusations”).
And none of that seemed to make her throw money at him to shut up and go away so now he’s saying he has explicit naked pictures of her that he’s going to release. The Sun says…
Flores has told pals he will use the “filthy” snaps in court to back his £9million sexual harassment lawsuit against the singer.
The 29-year-old ex-cop alleges Britney hoped the photos would help lure him into her bed.
Last night a friend of Flores, who claims to have seen the pictures, said: “They are really explicit images that will shock and disgust the majority of her fans.
“He says she sent them last April when she was coming on to him on a daily basis. He left the following month.
“Some of the pictures show Britney with the camera between her legs. Others show her in provocative positions wearing lingerie.
“There are a few where she is naked, exposing herself in a way that she clearly hoped would make him aroused.”
A woman with two kids shoving a camera between her legs? Well I don’t know how they didn’t work on him because I’ve been hard this whole time.
After weeks of insufferable promotion and teases, Britney Spears finally released her video for Hold It Against Me last night (note: her record label is owned by Sony, in case that wasn’t clear by the 300 times you see the Sony label on screen).
It’s not the greatest video in the world or anything, and very obviously she’s not 19 anymore, but she still must look over at her old rival Christina Aguilera and laugh her ass off. The only way Christina could film a dance video these days is if you filmed it in space.
Britney Spears’ first single from her yet-untitled album due in March has leaked a day early, and apparently this is it though that seems hard to believe. Her singing and the music sound like they’re from two completely different songs. If you isolated her singing it would sound like a Camp Rock song. If you isolated the music it would sound like you were on South Beach, rubbing coke on your dick and nailing some teen model in the ass. It’s really weird, and a little uncomfortable to be honest.