By brendon December 06, 2010 @ 3:51 PM
Even though Star said he’s a violent lunatic, Britney Spears spent a romantic weekend on the beach in Mexico with her boyfriend Jason Trawick, a move that might seem like a publicity stunt but that was actually planed long ago because last Thursday was her birthday (she’s 29).
People magazine says…
Last week, Spears’s camp denied a tabloid report that Trawick “beat on” her. And their intimate getaway, which included a private chef and a fridge stocked with fresh fruit, seemed to prove their point.
“They suntanned and did a lot of relaxing and decompressing,” says the source. “They seemed very much in love. ”
“When they landed, she got to the [private] villa and was blown away,” a source (says). “Jason had arranged a red velvet cake for her birthday.”
Oohh, that must be what they meant by “romantic”. Britney got cake. I just hope she doesn’t get confused if she’s ever in a fabric or hobby store. “Yes, hello, I was wondering if you had the kind of red velvet that goes in my tummy. Because I tried some of the red velvet you had on the roll back there, and it was very dry and tough to chew.”
By brendon December 03, 2010 @ 4:19 PM
If you don’t know, Radar Online and Star (and the National Enquirer) are all owned by the same company, so when you see that Radar and Star are saying Britney Spears gets knocked around by her boyfriend, it’s actually the same story with the same source. That would be Jason Alexander, who they refer to as Britneys ex husband, even though their marriage was annulled 55 hours after it happened. So he’s not her ex husband.
Point being, Radar now has new audio to back up Stars report that Britney told Jason that her boyfriend Jason Trawick hits her. This time she also adds that she gets high. She does not mention why she no longer sounds anything like Britney Spears.
On the new tape, Britney’s ex husband Jason Alexander also confesses to smoking dope and says: “You know I got the best pot in California if you really want to smoke.”
That candid admission is followed up with a reply where she admits “I smoked the (bleeping) joint and went back to bed.
I like how they censor out the profanity, but leave in the part where they slander a guy and say he beats his girlfriend. I would have just left in the curse word. Morally, you’re already on “empty”, you might as well just gun it.
By brendon December 03, 2010 @ 1:26 PM
In her only statement so far concerning claims made by Star magazine that her boyfriend Jason Trawick hits her, Britney Spears went on her twitter yesterday to say she was off to spend “a romantic weekend” with Trawick, then added…
“Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya’ll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!” (editors note: Geaux Tigers!)
And Spears manager Larry Rudolph spoke to Access Hollywood and said, “Lawyers are amassing. We are 100 percent taking stern and immediate legal action.”
For their part, Star is defending their story, and today released the results of a polygraph taken by Jason Alexander, Brit’s childhood friend and the one and only source for these claims. (TIP: It gives everything more credibility if you ignore that they dont know how to spell Britney’s name.)
Q: Did you record a phone conversation that you had with Brittney Spears on (date not revealed)?
Q: During that phone conversation, did Brittney Spears tell you that Jason Trawick had beaten her?
Q: Did Brittney Spears tell you she suspected Jason Trawick of sleeping with (name not revealed)?
Q: Did Brittney Spears tell you she had gotten pregnant by Jason Trawick and that she had an abortion?
Q: Did Brittney spears tell you that she broke up with Jason Trawick because of his physical abuse and cheating?
This still doesn’t make any sense because Trawick, although a handsome devil, is just her boyfriend. She’s a damn billionaire, she’s not trapped in anything, if she wanted to leave she would. And if her dad really knew as they claim then he would have done something. Or at least that’s what I would do. I administer street justice, each of my tats represents a kill!
By brendon December 01, 2010 @ 5:35 PM
A spokesman for Britney Spears and Jason Trawick has made a statement about todays report in Star magazine claiming that Trawick hits Britney. I think he’s denying it.
“Every aspect of the story published by Star Magazine is completely and utterly false.
Star Magazine was informed of the falsity of the story before it was published. All the statements attributable to Jason Alexander are completely fabricated.
The audio recording posted on RadarOnline is a fraud and it is NOT Britney.
The audio they are allegedly relying on between Britney and Jason Alexander is obviously fake and ridiculous — it is NOT HER.
Jason Trawick has never abused her.
They have defamed Britney Spears and we will be taking appropriate legal action.”
Jason Alexander sort of seems like an idiot, and this is what happens when plans get thought up by idiots. They don’t work very well. I’m sure he doesn’t understand that there are a million ways to prove he’s lying. I doubt he even understands how the horse at the state fair knew what 1+1 was, and also 5-3, and even 2×0. He probably assume it was some kind of super horse or a horsey demon.
By brendon December 01, 2010 @ 12:51 PM
Jason Trawick has been a well known talent agent for a long time because of high profile clients like Britney Spears, whom he also started dating two years ago, and he’s generally given a degree of credit for her comeback because he’s been seen as a steadying influence on her once chaotic life.
But today Star magazine goes on sale with a cover story claiming Trawick is secretly some violent lunatic who gave Britney a few Irish kisses (black eyes), according to that guy she married for 55 hours in 2004.
Britney’s former husband Jason Alexander tells Star that the pop princess confided to him that Trawick beat her — on multiple occasions.
“Britney is in an abusive relationship. She told me her life had turned into a nightmare.”
She recently confided that Trawick “hit her so hard it gave her a black eye.”
Alexander says he’s telling this story because he’s “really concerned” for Britney who he feels is “telling me these secrets as a way of getting out of this.”
Um, get out of what? Having a boyfriend? Believe me when I tell you, girls can get out of having a boyfriend. Women are black hearted monsters, they don’t care. It’s like they’re god damned aliens who gain some sort of power from our tears.
INCONCLUSIVE UPDATE – Radar has audio of “Britney” telling Jason that Trawick hits her, and as shocking as that is, just imagine if the girl sounded anything like Britney. Then it would be amazing!
By brendon October 27, 2010 @ 4:36 PM
Sometime this morning, Britney Spears was looking in the mirror and fussing with her hair, and then at some point, she stopped, and nodded approvingly at her reflection, and decided it was time to head out. That’s genuinely amazing to me. Almost amazing as whatever the hell this guy is. That picture would be a good movie poster for a western called, “The Ugly, The Ugly and The Ugly”.
(source = fame pictures)