Britney might be getting engaged tonight

By brendon December 16, 2011 @ 11:21 AM

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Multiple reports today claim that Britney Spears will get engaged, probably this weekend but perhaps as early as tonight, to her dreamy boyfriend and former manager Jason Trawick.

Radar says he now has the ring that he picked out and ordered a few months ago, and TMZ adds…

Multiple sources who are definitely in the know say Jason plans to pop the question tonight … in Las Vegas.

We’re told Britney knows they’re getting engaged, so it’s not going to be a big surprise.


It’s kind of weird that he’s doing this in Vegas, since that’s where Britney was in 2004 when she got drunk and married another guy named Jason (for 55 hours before having it annulled). I’m petty and insecure so I don’t like it when I have things in common with guys my girlfriend used to date. On a totally unrelated note, has anyone here ever taken in one of those schoolgirl exchange students from Korea? How does that work exactly? Do they include pictures or what?

Britney gave Pauly D a dance

By brendon December 12, 2011 @ 3:56 PM

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Pauly D is the opening act for Britney Spears these days, doing whatever it is DJ’s do, and last night in Puerto Rico she brought him on stage for… this little dance thing. Then they went in the champagne room and she gave him a hand job. He’s gonna freak when he see’s his credit card bill, but who’s he gonna tell, it’s Puerto Rico, the cops are all on the take, they don’t care.

(image source = fame)

making Britney diet is a good way to get fired

By brendon December 06, 2011 @ 2:29 PM

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I don’t know if anyone has noticed, but Britney Spears (seen above with comedian Jim Norton at her show Saturday night in Mexico City) looks different than she did 5 years ago, and that’s mostly because she eats nothing but cheetos and twizzlers and Taco Bell. Her trainer tries to make her diet, and tells her to maybe eat some food from earth instead.

Needless to say he’s been fired.

Britney Spears’ infamous trainer Derek DeGrazio has gotten the boot for restricting her diet too much. “It was amicable,” says an insider to In Touch. Britney, 30, doesn’t want to worry about every single thing that goes into her mouth anymore. “She knows Jason loves her no matter what and he has encouraged her not to stress about it.” Adds the insider, “But Derek felt Britney made him look bad when she cheated on her diet.”

If this guy was the one taking s’mores away from Britney, he’s lucky he was only fired. He’s lucky she didn’t chop off his hands.

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Britney might be getting married again

By brendon November 23, 2011 @ 11:35 AM

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Britney Spears has been dating Jason Trawick for over two years now, so it makes perfect sense to hear that they’re talking about getting married. Which is why I always dump girls well before that.

(Trawick) has been doing some serious ring shopping and he is close to plopping down a massive amount of cash on her engagement ring, a source tells Radar.
“He has been everywhere from Tiffany to Harry Winston looking for a ring and he is close to making his final decision. Don’t expect anything too massive or obnoxious.  This ring will be classy and under 4-carats.”
This is the second source to confirm that Britney is close to becoming engaged.

Sometimes girls who are Britneys age (she turns 30 next month) worry that they’ll never meet a handsome guy and fall in love and get married, but this story proves their dream can still come true! As long as they have a billion dollars like she does.

(image source of britney and jason two weeks ago in london = fame)

Britney Spears wore this bikini

By brendon November 15, 2011 @ 2:49 PM

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Britney Spears is down in Rio this week for her Femme Fatale tour, but today she’s at her hotel with her boyfriend and mom and two kids. In fact she’s out by the pool. In this tiny, bright green bikini. If I were her dad I’d show these to the judge who gave him the conservatorship as proof she still can’t be trusted to make her own decisions.

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Britney looks… um… “healthy”.

By brendon October 28, 2011 @ 2:37 PM

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Britney Spears began the UK leg of her Femme Fatale tour at the O2 arena in London last night, and for some inexplicable reason she wore this bikini top and daisy dukes. Seriously. WTF. Is “femme fatale” an ice cream flavor?

(images = flynet, story = daily mail)