No bra. Rock hard nips. Clothes that are too small or tight for her body. Over processed hair. Uggs. A gas station. Tons of sugar.
These pictures of Britney were allegedly taken this weekend in Malibu but they look more like a seamless collage done by someone who hates her.
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When Britney Spears began dating her agent Jason Trawick just about a year ago, he was given a great deal of credit for her comeback and seen as a calming influence on her life. So an alternate headline for this post would be: Everybody Panic.
The 28-year-old pop princess and her talent-agent boyfriend Jason Trawick called it quits at the end of February after about a year of dating, a source exclusively tells E! News.
“They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says.
William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, where Trawick plies his trade, confirmed Tuesday that the 38-year-old agent is still representing Spears.
So what happens now? Before this guy she weighed a hundred and fatty pounds and was drunk all the time. And she did go to rehab but it didn’t seem very serious to her. At the time the only “cure” she wanted was a maple cure on the ham in her doughnuts.
GEORGE CLOONEY - didn’t look quite as cool in his yearbook as he does now. The only way this picture could be any more 80’s nerdier is if they had photoshopped him over a floppy disk. He must be smiling because it was early and the other kids hadn’t taken his backpack yet. (wonderwall)
KE$HA - isn’t shy about bashing Britney Spears for lip-synching during concerts. “No offense to her specifically, but people have asked me before to mime. I have been up at 3:00 in the morning for a television show with jet lag but I refuse to mime.” Wow. Those are strong words. I bet I’d be even more shocked if I had any idea who the fuck it was we’re talking about. (e online)
ELIN NORDEGREN - has been living in a rented house after since Tiger Woods got out of sex rehab, but she’s finally decided to move back in with him. What a lucky fella. Have fun with your horribly awkward and frigid sex, Tiger. (radar online)
THE WHORES! - love musicians. Even crappy ones. Nikki Sixx used to date Kat Von D, but now he’s a got a new special lady in his life. Her net outfit is sexy but also practical because you can spray her down with sanitizer before you have sex. HAIR METAL UPDATE - Nikki Sixx would be thrilled to know how many fans he has, because I guess that’s not him. I just went by what the picture agency said. It might be Billy Idols guitarist Steve Stevens. Which would mean he’s not crappy at all, unlike this update. (pacific coast)
It might not be the most flattering thing in the world when respected media outlets are impressed because you managed to fill your tank without setting yourself on fire or spraying gas through your open window. Way to go, KFed.
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The United States now has 20,000 troops in Haiti to distribute food, water and medical supplies to those effected by the earthquake, but there’s still a need for more of basically everything. Except for a silver Versace dress. They’re good on those.
BRITNEY SPEARS has agreed to donate her favourite dress to raise funds for the relief effort in earthquake-ravaged Haiti.
The frock she’s parting with is the silver Versace gown she wore for her high-profile comeback appearance at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards.
Donating a used dress that you’ll never wear again and didn’t pay for in the first place may not seem like the most amazing act of generosity, but keep in mind that Britney probably doesn’t even know what Haiti is. She probably thinks the dress is going to Pandora. “I saw on the TV, the tree where they lived, they lived in this big tree and it was on fire, and then it fell down, and the people they was all blue. I guess cuz they was sad about the tree.”
CONAN O’BRIEN - is close to signing a 40 million dollar settlement with NBC to walk away from the Tonight Show, but as part of the deal he can’t insult NBC any more. If he does continue to make fun of them, NBC swears to God it’ll tell the teacher and then Conan is gonna be in so much trouble. (wsj)
BRITNEY SPEARS - might be crazy again, and her dad is threatening to send her back to a mental ward. Unfortunately his thick accent made “mental ward” sound like “menaward”, so Britney was sent to the GQ Mens Award show. That probably won’t help. (national enquirer)
KIM KARDASHIAN - shot down a rumor that she would get engaged to Reggie Bush if the New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl, but the Minnesota Vikings insist it’s true. “That bitch is lying,” they said. “Reggie should stay out in LA and follow her around all night if that’s what it takes.” (us.com)
BAM MARGERA - is doing porn now. Or something. I’ll be honest I got as far as “Porn” and “Bam Mar…” before getting disgusted. (foundry)
LEONARDO DICAPRIO - is back together with Bar Refaeli apparently, because they went to a Laker game last night. I didn’t even know they had broken up. What else have you been hiding from me you son of a bitch! (splash news online)
