By brendon January 25, 2013 @ 2:29 PM
Britney Spears went on twitter to point out that Russell Crowe was basically wearing the same thing in the opening scene of ‘Les Miserables’ as she was in her video for ‘Toxic’, except that he buttoned his coat.
LOL. Cute hat @RussellCrowe. You wear it well. Maybe we should perform a Toxic/Work Song mashup ;)
Assuming this was a snide way of calling him a homosexual, Crowe found her and hit her in the head several times with his shoe. Russell Crowe takes twitter very very seriously.
By brendon January 21, 2013 @ 5:58 PM
Britney Spears was out in LA today holding a sweater or something over her chest to hide the fact that she wasn’t wearing a bra.The only idea more clever than that would be to actually wear a bra. But she’s single now so I guess she has to sex it up. And it’s working. I haven’t given Britney much thought lately, but now I’m rubbing my chin and thinking, “Tits, eh… how interesting.”
(image source = wenn, fame/flynet)
By brendon January 15, 2013 @ 2:18 PM
There had been rumors for a while that Jason Trawick was ready to break up with Britney Spears, but since he’s also the co-conservator of her estate, it wasn’t as if he could simply fake his own murder like I do.
Instead, Trawick had to meet with Britney’s dad in secret to settle on the terms of his daughters breakup, as if he’d just lost a war or something.
Radar has exclusively learned that (Britney), 31, had very little to do with the decision process regarding her split…
“Jason wanted out, and in the fragile state that Britney is in, it’s not like he could have a rational conversation with her about it, so it was really between him and Jamie. They decided how the relationship needed to end and how to go about the technicalities, such as removing Jason from the conservatorship, when he would move out and how to announce the split. Britney was left out of everything and really didn’t even know what was going on.”
I bet Britney would really enjoy a story about herself where the phrase “she didn’t even know what was going on” doesn’t come up at least once.
(image source of britney in malibu yesterday – fame/flynet)
By brendon January 10, 2013 @ 2:12 PM
Britney Spears will take the $15 million she made this year as a judge on ‘the X Factor’ and walk, choosing not to return for a second season (though she was likely to be fired anyway). Sources says she wants to focus on making her next album (her 8th), but Britney said, “I was on the X Factor? Oh ma God I was wonderin what that was. Did I win? Did I get any stuff?”
By brendon December 21, 2012 @ 7:44 PM
Britney Spears and Jason Trawick were supposed to get married at the end of this month, but that got postponed for some vague reason, leading everyone to assume they were breaking up. And since there’s nothing going on this week, let’s keep assuming that.
“It’s a make or break holiday for Britney and Jason,” a source close to the Toxic singer told Radar.
“Things have been getting worse and worse with their relationship for several months now, and they know they have to figure things out once and for all because they can’t keep going on like this.”
Trawick was with her last night at ‘the X-Factor’ finale, but that’s probabaly not good, because she look terrified the entire time. So either she’s a complete fucking weirdo, or he has children dangling over a caldron of molten lead. Either way, they should probably break up.
By brendon November 05, 2012 @ 4:29 PM
The Hollywood Reporter is reporting today that Britney Spears is close to signing a book deal with plans to write a novel, likely a fictionalized version of her own life, and they report it in the most sarcastic way possible.
Indeed, Spears is the latest in a growing cadre of headline-grabbers who dabble in books. They include the Kardashians and Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi.
No word yet on when a Spears book may be released, but with the singer appearing on a network TV show (and being paid handsomely for it — in the vicinity of $15 million) and having sold nearly 100 million albums worldwide in her career, the advance is likely to be substantial.
It’s also likely that the people running this company had a meeting one day where they said, “hey let’s run this fucking place right into the ground. By giving book deals to Snooki and Khloe Kardashian. My other idea was to put some glasses and a tie on a turtle and let him run the place.”
(image source = getty)