Even though Star said he’s a violent lunatic, Britney Spears spent a romantic weekend on the beach in Mexico with her boyfriend Jason Trawick, a move that might seem like a publicity stunt but that was actually planed long ago because last Thursday was her birthday (she’s 29).

People magazine says…

Last week, Spears’s camp denied a tabloid report that Trawick “beat on” her. And their intimate getaway, which included a private chef and a fridge stocked with fresh fruit, seemed to prove their point.
“They suntanned and did a lot of relaxing and decompressing,” says the source. “They seemed very much in love. ”
“When they landed, she got to the [private] villa and was blown away,” a source (says). “Jason had arranged a red velvet cake for her birthday.”

Oohh, that must be what they meant by “romantic”. Britney got cake. I just hope she doesn’t get confused if she’s ever in a fabric or hobby store. “Yes, hello, I was wondering if you had the kind of red velvet that goes in my tummy. Because I tried some of the red velvet you had on the roll back there, and it was very dry and tough to chew.”

If you don’t know, Radar Online and Star (and the National Enquirer) are all owned by the same company, so when you see that Radar and Star are saying Britney Spears gets knocked around by her boyfriend, it’s actually the same story with the same source. That would be Jason Alexander, who they refer to as Britneys ex husband, even though their marriage was annulled 55 hours after it happened. So he’s not her ex husband.

Point being, Radar now has new audio to back up Stars report that Britney told Jason that her boyfriend Jason Trawick hits her. This time she also adds that she gets high. She does not mention why she no longer sounds anything like Britney Spears.

On the new tape, Britney’s ex husband Jason Alexander also confesses to smoking dope and says: “You know I got the best pot in California if you really want to smoke.”
That candid admission is followed up with a reply where she admits “I smoked the (bleeping) joint and went back to bed.

I like how they censor out the profanity, but leave in the part where they slander a guy and say he beats his girlfriend. I would have just left in the curse word. Morally, you’re already on “empty”, you might as well just gun it.

In her only statement so far concerning claims made by Star magazine that her boyfriend Jason Trawick hits her, Britney Spears went on her twitter yesterday to say she was off to spend “a romantic weekend” with Trawick, then added…

“Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya’ll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!” (editors note: Geaux Tigers!)

And Spears manager Larry Rudolph spoke to Access Hollywood and said, “Lawyers are amassing. We are 100 percent taking stern and immediate legal action.”

For their part, Star is defending their story, and today released the results of a polygraph taken by Jason Alexander, Brit’s childhood friend and the one and only source for these claims. (TIP: It gives everything more credibility if you ignore that they dont know how to spell Britney’s name.)

Q: Did you record a phone conversation that you had with Brittney Spears on (date not revealed)?
A: Yes.

Q: During that phone conversation, did Brittney Spears tell you that Jason Trawick had beaten her?
A: Yes.

Q: Did Brittney Spears tell you she suspected Jason Trawick of sleeping with (name not revealed)?
A: Yes.

Q: Did Brittney Spears tell you she had gotten pregnant by Jason Trawick and that she had an abortion?
A: Yes.

Q: Did Brittney spears tell you that she broke up with Jason Trawick because of his physical abuse and cheating?
A: Yes.

This still doesn’t make any sense because Trawick, although a handsome devil, is just her boyfriend. She’s a damn billionaire, she’s not trapped in anything, if she wanted to leave she would. And if her dad really knew as they claim then he would have done something. Or at least that’s what I would do. I administer street justice, each of my tats represents a kill!