Britney Spears Eats It And Shit Around The Web

By Michael April 30, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


Britney Spears took a tumble performing one of her level green moves on stage in Vegas. It’s the ankle. They’ll probably have to put her down. It was fun while it lasted. Charitable donations in lieu of flowers please.

Watch Britney eat it. (TMZ)

Courtney Stodden was offered 1 million dollars by Vivid. (The Superficial)

Oregon Ducks cheerleaders doing their thing. (COED)

Kim Dejesus likes to wear tiny swimsuits. (Busted Coverage)

This is Khloe Kardashian pretending she goes to the gym. (Huffington Post)

Blake Lively wants to go to Harvard Business School because why not? (Dlisted)

Who needs a fucking bra? Not us! (The Chive)

Britney Spears Potty Mouth And Shit Around The Web

By Michael April 16, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


Britney Spears turned on a heckler at her Vegas show after he called her a “fat bitch”. She called the guy a “Fucking asshole”. These were either gratuitous empty insults or well reasoned evaluations of character. It’s really really close.

Watch Brit get all Louisiana on a dude. (TMZ)

Amber Heard looks cold. At least her nipples do. (Egotastic)

Nerds everywhere are spazzing out over seeing old ass Han Solo in the new Star Wars trailer. (Huffington Post)

Courtney Stodden has got some big ‘ol titties. (Hollywood Tuna)

I wouldn’t mind having Bella Thorne’s legs wrapped around me. (Popoholic)

Who needs bras? Set them titties free! (The Chive)

Please enjoy this crotch shot courtesy of Erin Heatherton. (Drunken Stepfather)

Britney Spears Has Evolved

By Lex March 31, 2015 @ 10:22 AM

Britney Spears Cheers Her Son On At His Soccer Game In Woodland Hills
Seven years ago Britney Spears was locked with her kids in the bathroom threatening to off herself. Now, she’s rooting them on at AYSO and studying pre-Algebra so she can help her kids with their homework. This is a testament to modern medicine and the ability of her father make sure she eats her special sandwiches. I’m not saying every woman who shows signs of crazy ought to be tranquilized and put under strict custodianship, I’m just saying we need an honest debate. The world gets quieter but the sex gets less interesting. I could go either way.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

Britney Spears Loses Her Shit And Shit Around The Web

By Michael March 03, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


Britney Spears lost a bit of her hair extension on stage like two hood rats yanking out weaves over their baby daddy. Broke ass Indian women gave their hair for you, Brit. Get right with your weave.

Watch Britney’s shame. (Huffington Post)

I love a woman who knows how to tug on her panties. (The Chive)

Emily Ratajkowski in lingerie is faptacular. (Egotastic)

Is it just me or do you kinda want to fight/fuck Ronda Rousey? (TMZ)

Want to see Shailene Woodley covered topless? Me neither, but here it is anyway. (Drunken Stepfather)

Charlie Riina bikinis like a fucking champ. (Hollywood Tuna)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in lingerie makes me want to tallyho her crumpets. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears Seems Rather Fit

By Lex February 19, 2015 @ 9:09 AM

Britney Spears Continues To Model Her Swimwear And Lingerie
Britney Spears looks good. I don’t know how much is Photoshop and how much is real Cajun seasoning. If you’re asking these kinds of questions when stroking one out you’re probably gay. Also, lonely. If you’re thinking about buying her clothes you’re probably both. Though maybe these promo photos are meant for women shoppers. I get confused when long since dormant feelings arise. Or any human feelings at all. Sell, Britney, sell. When you find out dad blew the Oops I Did It Again fortune on a sure thing e-cigarette business in Florida, you’re going to want underwear sales to cushion the landing. Apparently you can sing for meals now at McDonald’s. You’re all good.

Photo Credit: Britney Spears Facebook

Britney Spears Entire Lingerie Line

By Lex February 10, 2015 @ 12:25 PM

Britney Spears Models Her Lingerie Line
It’s unclear why Britney is sucking in her gut in soft lighting to push undergarments. She’s got to be making shit ton money on her music royalties and I believe her Vegas contract rivals Tom Brady money, not even including the two Laotian virgins she’s allowed to bow hunt for sport each evening. Dad always needs a little extra cash. Conservatorships and unemployment don’t provide like they used to. There’s some age when you need to stop putting your kids in front of cameras in their underwear to rake cash. Check the sales charts. Let them be your guide.

Photo Credit: Intimate Britney Spears