By brendon September 13, 2012 @ 3:52 PM
‘The X Factor’ was not the huge hit everyone assumed it would be last year in Season 1, so Fox and Simon Cowell replaced Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger with Britney Spears and Demi Lovato for Season 2, which premiered last night. And the result is ratings that were 32 percent lower than they were for the premiere last year. Even worse for Fox, they were in second place to ‘the Voice’ on NBC. Third place was ‘Big Brother’ on CBS. 9,000,000th place was museums.
(source = la times)
By brendon August 16, 2012 @ 5:07 PM
Britney Spears was in court yesterday for another review of her conservatorship, and E! says that, though she appeared to be “in good spirits”, she wasn’t wearing her engagement ring. And she wasn’t wearing it 5 days ago in Long Beach either. In fact the last time she was photographed with it was almost 2 weeks ago.
This can only mean one thing; that she lost it about two weeks ago. Probably during some sort of pig chasing accident, or while she set a puppet on fire because it started talking to her during a show and scared her.
By brendon August 15, 2012 @ 3:53 PM
Martians are annoying dicks because they’re always coming to Earth and making our car radios staticky then zipping away and hiding like some little girl. But they got a wake-up call 10 days ago when we sent a one ton robot over there and then just drove it around, right out in the open. What’s up Mars? Something you wanna say?
In fact the robot is so cavalier it even has time to flirt with Britney Spears on twitter after she sent a link to her ‘Oops I Did It Again’ video, which was also filmed on Mars. So you fuckers better knock it off, you’re on a very short leash.
(the video is a good excuse to post old hot and sometimes jailbait britney pictures)
Britney Spears is in Maui today with her two boys and her fiance Jason Trawick, and yesterday she posted this bikini picture on her facebook saying she was “getting ready for some pool time.”
Later, true to her word, we got some paparazzi pictures of her heading to the pool. Say what you will about Britney Spears, but she follows through on her facebook captions.
But it’s her picture, that first one, that has the internet losing it’s mind over her “rock hard abs” and “amazing body“. And she does look good. In that picture. As if she was going to post one where she looked like hell. Backlighting that throws shadows and fortuitously located children > endless exercise and starving yourself.
(image source = splash, fame/flynet)
Britney Spears looked pretty terrific today during ‘X Factor’ auditions in Providence at the Dunkin Donuts Center. Her rival Christina Aguilera started to say something mean but all the talk about donuts made her hungry and she just mumbled something about how she’s been “to the center of like a billion Dunkin Donuts,” which wasn’t as insulting as she’d hoped.
(image source = splash, getty)
While in Kansas City today for another round of ‘X Factor’ auditions, Britney Spears stepped out of her SUV and almost instantly collapsed in a heap. I’ve never seen such grace and agility, she’s like a gazelle.
(image source = inf)