Britney Spears began the UK leg of her Femme Fatale tour at the O2 arena in London last night, and for some inexplicable reason she wore this bikini top and daisy dukes. Seriously. WTF. Is “femme fatale” an ice cream flavor?

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Britney Spears performed in Paris last night, and during the show she damn near got a little too French and let her tits out during the show. Someone should give Kate Upton a recording contract and send her to Paris immediately.

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Britney Spears is in trouble with the government of a borough just outside London for her “lawlessness and weapon-wielding”, though I feel it’s important to note that in this case what that means is she was filming a video with pretend guns against an imaginary bank.

The Huff Post says…

Spears, who filmed her armed robbery-themed video for “Criminal” in Stoke Newington, is under fire from the London borough constituency’s local government for the shoot’s lawlessness and weapon-wielding. In the wake of the massive riots that shook the city earlier in the year, representatives want an apology from the pop star.
“I think she should apologize and make a sizeable donation to a Hackney charity that deals with young people…” Councillor Ian Rathbone, of the Hackney Council said “for the rudeness and damage she’s done to this community.”

Um… what? I’ve never actually seen a bank robbery, but I bet they rarely feature a famous celebrity in a sexy outfit, running in and out of the bank several times to make sure she looks good on camera. At least they won’t until Lindsay runs out of rich guys to blow for rent money.

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