Miley is pretending like she turned down X Factor

By brendon October 15, 2012 @ 4:03 PM

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Though the X Factor didn’t turn out to be the ratings extravaganza many anticipated, it’s still great for the judges who get tons of exposure and lots of money (Britney will make $15,000,000 this season) for doing almost nothing. It’s pretty much what Miley Cyrus does now except someone would pay her for it.

That’s why it seems very hard to believe she was offered a job as a judge and turned it down. She told the Sun

“I just don’t know if I want to be some dream crusher.”
“Would you really want to sit there as someone is belting their heart out – even if it is like hearing nails on a chalkboard – and then say to them, ‘You suck’? It seems harsh.”

Wait what? I say worse things than that to my friends, for free, and I actually like them. You’re god dammed right I’d tell some doofus who can’t sing that he sucks. For $15,000,000 you can put the guy in a cell next to me and I’ll whisper horrible things until he swallows his tongue for all I care.

its Britneys real singing voice

By brendon September 20, 2012 @ 1:12 PM

In this clip from ‘the X Factor’, Britney Spears brings a cake and sings happy birthday to LA Reid, and it’s a rare chance to hear Britney sing with no production or autotune. But she still does that choppy thing with her voice, the way that people do when they’re making fun of Britney. It’s like all of her songs are recorded while she sits on a sybian.

X Factor ratings are down 32 percent

By brendon September 13, 2012 @ 3:52 PM

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‘The X Factor’ was not the huge hit everyone assumed it would be last year in Season 1, so Fox and Simon Cowell replaced Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger with Britney Spears and Demi Lovato for Season 2, which premiered last night. And the result is ratings that were 32 percent lower than they were for the premiere last year. Even worse for Fox, they were in second place to ‘the Voice’ on NBC. Third place was ‘Big Brother’ on CBS. 9,000,000th place was museums.

(source = la times)

Britney stopped wearing her engagement ring

By brendon August 16, 2012 @ 5:07 PM

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Britney Spears was in court yesterday for another review of her conservatorship, and E! says that, though she appeared to be “in good spirits”, she wasn’t wearing her engagement ring. And she wasn’t wearing it 5 days ago in Long Beach either. In fact the last time she was photographed with it was almost 2 weeks ago.

This can only mean one thing; that she lost it about two weeks ago. Probably during some sort of pig chasing accident, or while she set a puppet on fire because it started talking to her during a show and scared her.

Britney has a twitter question for Curiosity

By brendon August 15, 2012 @ 3:53 PM

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Martians are annoying dicks because they’re always coming to Earth and making our car radios staticky then zipping away and hiding like some little girl. But they got a wake-up call 10 days ago when we sent a one ton robot over there and then just drove it around, right out in the open. What’s up Mars? Something you wanna say?

In fact the robot is so cavalier it even has time to flirt with Britney Spears on twitter after she sent a link to her ‘Oops I Did It Again’ video, which was also filmed on Mars. So you fuckers better knock it off, you’re on a very short leash.

(the video is a good excuse to post old hot and sometimes jailbait britney pictures)

Britney looks good in selected Britney bikini pictures

By brendon July 06, 2012 @ 1:48 PM

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Britney Spears is in Maui today with her two boys and her fiance Jason Trawick, and yesterday she posted this bikini picture on her facebook saying she was “getting ready for some pool time.”

Later, true to her word, we got some paparazzi pictures of her heading to the pool. Say what you will about Britney Spears, but she follows through on her facebook captions.

But it’s her picture, that first one, that has the internet losing it’s mind over her “rock hard abs” and “amazing body“. And she does look good. In that picture. As if she was going to post one where she looked like hell. Backlighting that throws shadows and fortuitously located children > endless exercise and starving yourself.

(image source = splash, fame/flynet)