Britney Spears Robbed of 20 lbs

By Lex May 08, 2013 @ 5:36 PM

Britney Spears In June Issue Of Shape Magazine
Every magazine photo is touched up these days, from a little to a lot. But if you’re Shape magazine and promoting fitness, you can’t just airbrush Britney Spears into a sleek specimen and tell all the fudgy gals who read your magazine to be inspired by Britney. I read lots of women’s magazines. I drink diet soda. I cried when Oprah died, I mean, I will. I know women. They love to be inspired and hate to be lied to. This is a lie. Bring back the muffin top.

Photo Credit: Shape Magazine

Britney Spears Has Come Full Circle

By Lex April 22, 2013 @ 5:07 PM

Britney Spears At Kid's Soccer Game In Los Angeles
It’s time to stop judging Britney Spears by the standards of a potentially sexy pop star and start judging her as a soccer mom you wouldn’t throw out of bed. Even if she left crumbs and Fudgsicle┬« stains.

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Britney Spears Looks Like a Ham

By Lex April 15, 2013 @ 2:50 PM

Britney In Tight Shirt Leaving Ralphs In Los Angeles
I shop at Ralph’s too, just like Britney Spears. They’ve got the best cupcakes, 12 for $3 with your club card. Seeing Britney at Ralph’s made me think of country baked ham. Which is also on sale this week with your club card. The real key is that club card. And Britney busting a seam.

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Britney Spears in Shorts at New Orleans Airport

By Lex April 02, 2013 @ 1:06 PM

Britney Spears Shorts Airport New Orleans

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It’s A Spears Easter Y’all!

By Steve G. April 01, 2013 @ 4:26 PM

Britney Spears attended Easter services in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana yesterday and she looked awful. To be more accurate, she looked like her mom. On the other hand, little sister and five times divorced Jamie Lynn Spears looked pretty good in her way too short for church Easter dress. And, by pretty good, I mean, she didn’t look like her mom.

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Britney Spears Rare Bikini Show

By Lex March 26, 2013 @ 12:15 PM

There comes a time in every suburban mom’s life when she says, ‘What the fuck, I’m wearing that bikini to the beach today’. I’m mostly guessing, I have no clue how suburban moms think outside of becoming moist over the thought of snapping up 100-ct packs of frozen Bagel Burrito Dogs at Costco or ensuring school counselors that their disaffected teens are not attending impromptu rainbow parties in the dusty garage where the auto shop used to be. But I’m guessing for Britney Spears it’s a big moment to whip off the clothes at Malibu down to nothing but a bikini. You know everybody on the beach is looking. Not to mention a dozen dudes with long range lenses along the bluff. And, when you consider the fact that not long ago Britney was locked in her mansion with guns, her kids, and a whole f-load of voices in her head, yeah, she’s holding up.

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