Britney has a twitter question for Curiosity

By brendon August 15, 2012 @ 3:53 PM

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Martians are annoying dicks because they’re always coming to Earth and making our car radios staticky then zipping away and hiding like some little girl. But they got a wake-up call 10 days ago when we sent a one ton robot over there and then just drove it around, right out in the open. What’s up Mars? Something you wanna say?

In fact the robot is so cavalier it even has time to flirt with Britney Spears on twitter after she sent a link to her ‘Oops I Did It Again’ video, which was also filmed on Mars. So you fuckers better knock it off, you’re on a very short leash.

(the video is a good excuse to post old hot and sometimes jailbait britney pictures)

Britney looks good in selected Britney bikini pictures

By brendon July 06, 2012 @ 1:48 PM

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Britney Spears is in Maui today with her two boys and her fiance Jason Trawick, and yesterday she posted this bikini picture on her facebook saying she was “getting ready for some pool time.”

Later, true to her word, we got some paparazzi pictures of her heading to the pool. Say what you will about Britney Spears, but she follows through on her facebook captions.

But it’s her picture, that first one, that has the internet losing it’s mind over her “rock hard abs” and “amazing body“. And she does look good. In that picture. As if she was going to post one where she looked like hell. Backlighting that throws shadows and fortuitously located children > endless exercise and starving yourself.

(image source = splash, fame/flynet)

oh. hey Britney. what’s up.

By brendon June 27, 2012 @ 6:05 PM

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Britney Spears looked pretty terrific today during ‘X Factor’ auditions in Providence at the Dunkin Donuts Center. Her rival Christina Aguilera started to say something mean but all the talk about donuts made her hungry and she just mumbled something about how she’s been “to the center of like a billion Dunkin Donuts,” which wasn’t as insulting as she’d hoped.

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Britney almost ate it

By brendon June 08, 2012 @ 4:10 PM

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While in Kansas City today for another round of ‘X Factor’ auditions, Britney Spears stepped out of her SUV and almost instantly collapsed in a heap. I’ve never seen such grace and agility, she’s like a gazelle.

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Britney leaves ‘the X Factor’ set because she has ADHD

By brendon June 07, 2012 @ 7:21 PM

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Britney Spears made news on her very first day as a judge on ‘the X Factor’ when she walked off the set for about 20 minutes, and she’s reportedly done the same thing several times since.

Which seems reasonable because that shit looks boring, but a “source” says it’s actually because she has attention deficit disorder and can’t take meds to treat it.

“The medication helped her deal with it, however, she can’t take it now because it interferes with the other meds she takes for her mental health issues.”
“Simon was made fully aware of Britney’s medical history before the contract was signed, so this certainly isn’t a big surprise … Look, Britney basically has the attention span of a 10-year-old at times. It’s not alarming to Simon at all and he is fully supportive of Britney doing whatever she needs to do during filming.”

Wow the source really got snooty there at the end. Pardon us for listening to your response, dickhead.

Britney walked off the X Factor set

By brendon May 25, 2012 @ 11:16 AM

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On the very first day as a judge on ‘the X Factor’ yesterday, Britney Spears walked off the set after a contestant sang a predictably awful version of her song ‘Hold It Against Me’, and the next four contestants performed in front of Simon Cowell, LA Reid, Demi Lovato, and Empty Chair.

As you might remember, this is the exact same thing that happened last season too, when Paula Abdul walked off set on day one. Although that actually worked out fine since the empty chair offered more lucid commentary.

(image source = twitter.com/fotikallergis)