Britney Spears Looks Like a Ham

By Lex April 15, 2013 @ 2:50 PM

Britney In Tight Shirt Leaving Ralphs In Los Angeles
I shop at Ralph’s too, just like Britney Spears. They’ve got the best cupcakes, 12 for $3 with your club card. Seeing Britney at Ralph’s made me think of country baked ham. Which is also on sale this week with your club card. The real key is that club card. And Britney busting a seam.

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Britney Spears in Shorts at New Orleans Airport

By Lex April 02, 2013 @ 1:06 PM

Britney Spears Shorts Airport New Orleans

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It’s A Spears Easter Y’all!

By Steve G. April 01, 2013 @ 4:26 PM

Britney Spears attended Easter services in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana yesterday and she looked awful. To be more accurate, she looked like her mom. On the other hand, little sister and five times divorced Jamie Lynn Spears looked pretty good in her way too short for church Easter dress. And, by pretty good, I mean, she didn’t look like her mom.

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Britney Spears Rare Bikini Show

By Lex March 26, 2013 @ 12:15 PM

There comes a time in every suburban mom’s life when she says, ‘What the fuck, I’m wearing that bikini to the beach today’. I’m mostly guessing, I have no clue how suburban moms think outside of becoming moist over the thought of snapping up 100-ct packs of frozen Bagel Burrito Dogs at Costco or ensuring school counselors that their disaffected teens are not attending impromptu rainbow parties in the dusty garage where the auto shop used to be. But I’m guessing for Britney Spears it’s a big moment to whip off the clothes at Malibu down to nothing but a bikini. You know everybody on the beach is looking. Not to mention a dozen dudes with long range lenses along the bluff. And, when you consider the fact that not long ago Britney was locked in her mansion with guns, her kids, and a whole f-load of voices in her head, yeah, she’s holding up.

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Britney Spears’ Boyfriend Stuck in Her Rear

By Lex March 15, 2013 @ 2:51 PM

This shit is getting pretty stupid now. Britney Spears boyfriend has a name, David Lucardo, but he’s still not allowed to walk next to her. Not sure who came up with this half-baked strategy, but it’s obviously intentional. Perhaps they thought to shake the keen eye of the paparazzi to the couple status by having the poor sap walk ten paces behind Britney at all times. Why not a wig and mustache? Plastic surgery to make him look like a golden retriever?

Whatever gets up in Britney’s head and gives her ideas, it’s not her bra. She’s still not wearing one.

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Britney Spears Might Have a New Guy, Or Not

By Steve G. March 12, 2013 @ 2:57 PM

Back in January, Britney Spears broke off her engagement to Jason Trawick, the only guy who ever kept her within the zone of relative sanity. Now that that’s over, she might be dating this new guy in these photos. And everyone in the romance media is basing that off nothing more than a single appearance together outside of a tanning salon. Taking into account all the facts I’m inclined to believe that Spears has finally found the one to go the long haul with. There’s just something about the way she allows him to walk at least ten paces behind her at all times, doesn’t even glance in his direction, and generally doesn’t even look like she wants to be seen with him that says ‘mad love’. They’re either dating or he’s the ballsiest stalker she’s ever had. Either way, she’s complete again.

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