By brendon September 26, 2011 @ 4:26 PM
Britney Spears is in trouble with the government of a borough just outside London for her “lawlessness and weapon-wielding”, though I feel it’s important to note that in this case what that means is she was filming a video with pretend guns against an imaginary bank.
The Huff Post says…
Spears, who filmed her armed robbery-themed video for “Criminal” in Stoke Newington, is under fire from the London borough constituency’s local government for the shoot’s lawlessness and weapon-wielding. In the wake of the massive riots that shook the city earlier in the year, representatives want an apology from the pop star.
“I think she should apologize and make a sizeable donation to a Hackney charity that deals with young people…” Councillor Ian Rathbone, of the Hackney Council said “for the rudeness and damage she’s done to this community.”
Um… what? I’ve never actually seen a bank robbery, but I bet they rarely feature a famous celebrity in a sexy outfit, running in and out of the bank several times to make sure she looks good on camera. At least they won’t until Lindsay runs out of rich guys to blow for rent money.
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By brendon September 20, 2011 @ 4:34 PM
The life story of Britney Spears is now being told in comic book form by someone who has apparently never seen Britney Spears, but has heard several things about her. From her humble origins of greased pig wraslin back home in Kentwood, Louisiana, to her days as a superstar that apparently wears boots but no pants, it’s all here!
By brendon September 19, 2011 @ 2:00 PM
The internet was all abuzz this weekend because Britney was in London and when she got out of a car you could see her panties. And it was sort of like that time 5 years ago when she got out of a car and you could see her vagina. Except this time you couldn’t, and also she was dressed vaguely like Robin Hood. I think the lesson to be learned here is that the internet is a really dumb place.
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By brendon August 31, 2011 @ 1:34 PM
As far as I know, the British tabloids have never been wrong about anything, certainly not when it comes to celebrity gossip, so when the Sun says Britney Spears has convinced her fiance that they should start a family, you can take it to the bank. She’s probably in labor as we speak.
The couple have been having several talks about their future recently and decided they would be keen to start a family once Britney’s gigs are wrapped up at the end of the year.
A source said: “She’s always wanted a big family but also wants to prove to herself and to her family she is a good mother. She wants another chance to put things right.
“Now she’s finally had the green light from Jason, she can’t wait.”
I bet the only ones against this would be her current two kids. Because the new kid is gonna have a dad who is smart, handsome, and accomplished, while their dad is fat titted jackass. If there was a way to gamble on “guy who will have a girl cut off his dick next”, I would put a million dollars on KFed.
By brendon July 20, 2011 @ 12:16 PM
Fernando Flores was one of Britney Spears’ bodyguards for 4 months in 2010, and he’s spent the last year and half trying to sue her for it to the tune of 10 million dollars. Every few months he files some new claim or talks to a tabloid, and each time there will be some salacious new detail that magically wasn’t included the time before.
In June of 2010 he claimed he quit because she was always walking around naked and sexually harassing him. A few weeks later he aded that she also hit her kids with his belt (after which she was investigated by Child Welfare and cleared almost instantly). Two months later he filed a lawsuit saying she hit her kids with his belt (and yes they were the exact same charges she had already been cleared of). Then last March he added that she also sent him naked pictures of herself.
None of this has made her pay him off yet, so today he’s adding that she took meth, farted a lot and picked her nose.
Britney Spears’ ex-minder has painted a disturbing portrait of the pop superstar in sensational new court papers — alleging she used various drugs including methamphetamines and a drug used to treat heroin or morphine overdoses.
In recent filings of Flores’ lawsuit, a copy of which Radar has exclusively obtained, the former bodyguard ratcheted up his charges against the Toxic singer, claiming she broke wind and picked her nose “unapologetically,” did not shower for days on end, nor brushed her teeth or ever wore deodorant.
“Spears was generally personally unkempt,” Flores, 29, alleged.
At this rate I can’t wait to see his next update, when he files a new lawsuit claiming she chewed with her mouth open and left the lights on after she left a room. That should be good for a least another 2 million. THAT POOR MAN!
By brendon June 17, 2011 @ 10:32 AM
Britney Spears kicked off her Femme Fatale tour last night in Sacramento, doing a 22 song set including all of her hits but also a cover of Madonnas first single, ‘Burning Up’ from 1983, and ‘Gimmie More’, which she hasn’t performed live since everyone rightfully made fun of her after doing it on the 2007 MTV Music Awards.
I guess she looked ok. She’s only 29 but she’s a mom with 2 kids. Still I feel she could look better. Her boyfriend should hook up one of those pointy logs on a rope that swing down and hit you like the ewoks and Schwarzenegger did and hide it in the kitchen.
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