By brendon February 19, 2007 @ 6:12 PM

The site is already down for some reason, but if it comes back, you too can bid to buy the hair Britney Spears shaved off Friday night. says:

This is it, the opportunity of a lifetime. You can be the proud owner of Britney Spears’ hair, extensions, the Omega clipper used to cut it all off and even the can of Red Bull she was drinking at the time. You also get her blue Bic Lighter and this valuable domain and website to use for publicity purposes. This is the Ultimate Britney Spears Experience! It is a piece of history that can not be duplicated!
A portion of the proceeds will be donated to various charities. The winner will have the choice to remain anonymous or to use this for publicity purposes.
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The claim that this is the opportunity of a lifetime needs no explanation.  The site, therefore, does not go on to explain it.  What is clear is that anyone who buys this will be an instant devil with the ladies.  A Britney fan … AND you buy body parts on line?!?   Well well well, no more ordering brides from Bosnia for you, my friend!  What other erotic delights might you have around the house?


By brendon February 19, 2007 @ 10:44 AM

The Daily Mail says that Britney Spears went clubbing last night wearing a cheap blond wig and sunglasses to hide her newly shaved head.  She arrived at the Roxy nightclub on Sunset, but left after just 45 minutes and went to the Polo Lounge.  A source said:

"It was a shock to see her in a wig after what she had done to herself.  While she was in the club she kept going to bathroom all the time, which was weird."

I dare you to find a more ridiculous looking wig than the one millionaire Britney Spears choose.  It doesn't even look like a human-grade wig. It looks like something you would put on a monkey for a joke at a bachelor party.


By brendon February 19, 2007 @ 9:52 AM

More pictures now chronicling Britney’s complete meltdown Friday night.  Mullets are really slimming, as it turns out.  You know this chick is nuts because that has to be the most uninspiring tat place I’ve ever seen.  You could get kidnapped and stay in a nicer place than that.  Although the guy in the striped shirt would probably be there in either scenario.  It seems like she’s so numb right now she’s doing all this to shock herself into feeling something, anything.  By the end of the week she'll be in fight clubs or lighting homeless guys on fire.

Honestly, have you ever seen anything like that top picture.  She looks like she's here form the future with a warning that we're ruining our planet.  The next picture was probably of her eating a fern or catching a fly with her tongue.


By brendon February 19, 2007 @ 8:58 AM

The Sun UK reports that Britney Spears bizarre recent breakdown capped off this weekend when she shaved her head has been fueled by her belief that she will lose her kids in a divorce settlement to Kevin Federline.  Lawyers for KFed have tried to portray Britney as an unfit mother who cares more about partying than raising her kids.  This hasn't been hard for the lawyers to do.  Britney stayed less than 12 hours in a rehab last week before returning to California last Friday, where she briefly visited her sons in Malibu before taking off for the night with some friends.  She was seen sobbing in her limo for ten minutes before she entered Esther’s Haircutting Studio in Tarzana at 6.15pm.  After hairdressers refused to shave her head, Britney — whose tearstains were visible on her hooded top — grabbed the clippers and did it herself.  When she left, she drove aimlessly around LA for 40 minutes.  About 8pm, her car pulled up to the Body and Soul Tattoo parlor.  With shaved hair all over her top, she got two new tats: a set of pink lips on her wrist and a black and a white and pink cross on her lower hip.  At about 2am, she was seen at the Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills wearing a dark wig.  Sources said she spoke with staff before entering a private room.   She was seen with a friend and seemed "disturbed".  The Drudge Report says she was seen begging staff, "help me".  But she left after just over an hour and was seen heading home. She has not been seen since.  One source who watched her get her tat said:

"We just saw a huge celebrity on the verge of a nervous breakdown … She seemed really distraught and disturbed. She was very scatterbrained."

Umm … yeah.  Is it just me or is it kind of hard to cheer for Britney Spears.  She's a millionaire celebrity with every possible advantage and all of her problems are 100 percent her own doing.  She's young, rich, white and beautiful.  Gee, if only she could get a break in life.  Cheering for Britney is like cheering for slave owners to sell more cotton or Godzilla to catch a rabbit.    You might as well be sad that the Nazis lost.  “Yeah, that uppity god-dammed Poland really had been asking for it."


By brendon February 17, 2007 @ 9:32 PM

Britney Spears spent last Wednesday at a rehab facility on the Caribbean island of Antigua, then left after one day, so desperate to leave she sat in the last row of the coach section on a last minute flight from Miami to Los Angeles.  One of the first things she did upon her return home was head for a Tarzana hair salon and ask that a stylist cut off all her hair.  The stylist refused, so Spears grabbed the clippers and did it herself.  Later that night she got a tattoo of lip prints on her right wrist.  KABC in Los Angeles says:

"She looks like she's having an issue right now," Derrik Snell told the station.  Emily Wynne Hughes, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears appeared "distraught and disturbed … She was very scatterbrained," she said.  Hughes said that when someone asked the singer and mother of two why her head was shaved, Spears replied: "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me."  Hughes said Spears was a difficult subject for the tattoo artist to work with.  "She was screaming and flipping out from the pain and wiggling her body all around," Hughes said.

Is it just me or does she actually look kinda hot like this.  She reminds me of those hot young things in those commercials with the phone number at the bottom.  Its called the St Judes Miracle Network and the commercial has a bunch of hot young chicks playing jumprope and eating ice cream and laying around in bed.  But I think it’s a scam, because every time I call, the little minx who answers never wants to talk dirty.  Oh sure, she wants money, but playa don’t roll like that.  Its C.O.D bitch!


By brendon February 16, 2007 @ 10:40 AM

BreatheHeavy and OK! Magazine have the very first clear picture taken of Britney Spears elusive second son, Jayden James, taken earlier this week while the baby was on his way to visit a pediatrician in New York City.   For whatever reason, Britney has never released any pictures of Jayden and rarely takes him in public as she often does with her first son, Sean.  Here, Jayden is seen dressed in pink, which Britney often does to fool photographers.  Presumably because someone told her that photographers cant see the color pink.  She may also believe their vision is based on movement.  Which may explain why Britney often goes outside her house with a pink blanket draped over her head, walking among the photographers thinking she’s a disembodied voice, saying, "OOOooooo, oooooooo!!! You stop chasin Britney Spears now, you leave her alone or I will smite you like a piggy on a BBQ … a piggy with a dry rub and a mild sauce. And maybe some corn on the cob on those little sticks with some melted butter, but not butter poured on the corn but like in a little bowl that you can dip it into as you eat it.  Oh man, that sounds so good right now.  And maybe some cake, like some chalklate cake with chalklate icin.  I wonder if we still have some of that.  If not I’ll go to tha store I guess and buy one.  Although I think you might hafta order it, I cant remember.  I think you do.  I may have to order it and then get like a different cake until the other one is ready.  Um, okay so, yeah, I guess that was all for now.  Stop chasin Britney or Ima eat you up.  Booga booga booga!!!"