I don’t know when the page turned into some kind of Hogan family fan site, but bikini pictures of Brooke are normally tolerable as long as I crop her head off, but here she is today in the Florida Keys filming some direct-to-DVD movie, and that trick isn’t working any more either. I hope Adam Carolla doesn’t see this. These people really freak him out.
If Brooke Hogan doesn’t smell like sweat and old beer I will eat my hat, and today she pushed that dirty mess she calls a vag into a bikini and went frolicking in the water on Miami Beach. After that a bunch of dead seaweed washed up on shore. Coincidence?
(note: as always, brooke hogan pictures are better if you eliminate the amount of brooke hogan, so the headless pics are first, followed by the original, unimproved versions. source = inf daily)
Brooke Hogan got up early this morning and went for a walk on Miami Beach in a red bikini, and as luck would have it, a photographer was there too. What a coincidence!
Obviously I cropped a few of the pictures at the beginning, but, and I don’t know why you would, but if you want the unedited ones, they start here. If I were you, I would stick to the cropped ones, but, it’s your life man. I can’t help you if you don’t want help.
Ever since yesterday I’ve been trying to remember why Brooke Hogan isn’t a big star, and I can’t think of even one reason why OH OKAY never mind. Now I remember. It was that. Whatever you would call that.
Brooke Hogan spent the weekend on Miami Beach teaching kids how to surf, for some reason, and she looked better than she has a long time. Maybe ever. Normally she looks too much like Nick, but here she looks great. Unfortunately you cant chop her head off in real life. Well I mean you can, but then… um… well look, I’m sure there are negatives to doing that, and just because I can’t think of any doesn’t mean they don’t exist.