afternoon headlines, with naked Brooke Hogan

By brendon August 21, 2012 @ 5:30 PM

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TONY SCOTT – had his suicide filmed by several people who are trying to sell the footage. Inspiring “I Believe I Can Fly” song, not included. (guardian)

JOHNNY DEPP – is being offered $95 million to star in ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 5′, because ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 4′ made $1.04 billion. Clearly Lindsay hasn’t figured out that these are about a bisexual drunk who steals or else she would have sued by now. (the sun)

MICHAEL J. FOX – will return to NBC in a sitcom guaranteed to air at least one full season of 22 episodes, even though it hasn’t filmed a pilot yet and NBC hasn’t seen any footage. It’s a very shaky deal, so to speak. (vulture)

RYAN LOCHTE – is in a “three-way tie” to become the next Bachelor on ABC. When things started he was actually the leader, but the other two guys are French and he let them catch up because he’s an asshole. (e!)

BROOKE HOGAN – has a “I’d rather go naked…” ad for the reprehensible PETA, and you can actually see her boob in this. Are they implying I shouldn’t want Brooke Hogan locked in a cage? Because they are way way off in that assumption. (direct link to the NSFW picture here)

Hulk Hogan has a sex tape

By brendon March 07, 2012 @ 4:45 PM

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Until now the closest you could come to seeing Hulk Hogan having sex was the pictures of him seductively rubbing oil on his daughters ass or Sgt. Slaughter dry humping him at Wrestlemania VII. That Ends Now!

A sex tape has emerged featuring legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan. The footage is said to show the 58-year-old engaged in sexual relations with an unidentified brunette woman.
Hogan says that he was set-up, and that the tape, which is currently being shopped around, is an ‘outrageous invasion of privacy’ (which) was ‘secretly taped’ and that he never approved of it’s filming nor subsequent release.

He says that but at the end of the tape, the girl walks away and Hulk hits her in the back with a chair, then he flexes toward the camera and says Hulkamanaia just ran wild over her. So it sorta seems like he knew it was being filmed.

Brooke Hogan isn’t helping

By brendon August 17, 2011 @ 2:05 PM

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I don’t know when the page turned into some kind of Hogan family fan site, but bikini pictures of Brooke are normally tolerable as long as I crop her head off, but here she is today in the Florida Keys filming some direct-to-DVD movie, and that trick isn’t working any more either. I hope Adam Carolla doesn’t see this. These people really freak him out.

(image source = inf)

Brooke Hogan is in a bikini

By brendon November 29, 2010 @ 4:00 PM

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If Brooke Hogan doesn’t smell like sweat and old beer I will eat my hat, and today she pushed that dirty mess she calls a vag into a bikini and went frolicking in the water on Miami Beach. After that a bunch of dead seaweed washed up on shore. Coincidence?

(note: as always, brooke hogan pictures are better if you eliminate the amount of brooke hogan, so the headless pics are first, followed by the original, unimproved versions. source = inf daily)

Hulk Hogan is easily relaxed

By brendon November 04, 2010 @ 2:53 PM

You may be thinking of skipping this video, but in the end Hulk Hogan takes his cock out in front of his daughter, so why on earth would you want to.

Brooke Hogan is in a bikini

By brendon October 21, 2010 @ 2:32 PM

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Brooke Hogan got up early this morning and went for a walk on Miami Beach in a red bikini, and as luck would have it, a photographer was there too. What a coincidence!

Obviously I cropped a few of the pictures at the beginning, but, and I don’t know why you would, but if you want the unedited ones, they start here. If I were you, I would stick to the cropped ones, but, it’s your life man. I can’t help you if you don’t want help.

(source = inf daily)