There are a few easy ways to know it’s going to be a bad day, even as you’re just waking up: 1. "Why does my asshole hurt?" 2. You’re covered in blood (not yours). 3. A brand in the shape of a pentagram appears on your chest. 4. You’re Vietnamese.
Another good way is when look all over for sexy pictures to start the day off right and the best you can do is Brooke Hogan. Now I don’t think Brooke would mind me saying she’s the best I could do, because I’m sure she’s heard that a hundred times as the bar is closing, but I feel like you deserve better. But I will say this for her, she may be ugly, but what she lacks in looks she makes up for by being fat and unlikeable and the ability to never do anything right.
Wait…
After serving a little more than five months of an eight-month sentence, Nick Hogan was released from a Florida county jail around 12:30 a.m. Tuesday morning and, together with his sister Brooke, he went immediately to his family home in Clearwater. His mom Linda issued this statement.
"This is our time as a family to come together to support Nick's adjustment back into the public life keeping it as normal as possible. Neither Nick, nor we as a family, has any interest in making this anything but private. We respect the media's role and only ask that they respect our privacy.
"Nick went into prison as a juvenile and has experienced something that will mold and affect him for the rest of his adult life. His focus is to make a positive difference in this world, media free. Since his future actions will speak louder than any words, there is no need to speak to the media at this time."
“His future actions will speak louder than any words.” TMZ says,
Nick arrived back at his mom Linda's house to a thumping party, replete with loud music and cops surveying the scene.
This of course was around 1am on a Tuesday morning. So, Fuck You neighbors. We’re gonna do whatever we want, whenever we want. No one exists but us. We’re the Hogans. I think a reasonable reaction to this story would be pure unfiltered rage.
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John Grazziano has been in the hospital ever since Nick Hogan was driving like a fuckin idiot and slammed their car into a palm tree on August 26, 2007. Nick entered a no contest plea on May 9th of this year and promptly began an eight month sentence in a Florida county jail, yet somehow he gets out tomorrow. John does not get out, since he will be in a coma for the rest of his life (picture of him here). But, whatever, according to Brooke Hogan ;) LOL!!!!
All I ask, is instead of making this harder, and putting evil things out there, you pray for John and for us, and leave words of inspiration. I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers…… To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough…..Please pray for my brothers safety too… this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.
ok. Back to the happy stuff! …….I just can't wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac'n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL
YAAAY, wheee!!! Back to happy stuff!! I'm sick of all this gloomy John stuff. He's gonna do it, I know he will! He's gonna grow a new skull, since Nicky accidentally shattered the old one! Whoops, :( People can do that, right? Heads regrow, right? I'm pretty sure they do. If not he can just grow his bangs out. That's what I would do.
JESSICA SIMPSON WAS DRUNK – the National Enquirer says Jessica Simpson was kicked out of a Marc Jacobs party because she was drunk. I blame the alcohol companies. Why do they have to make it so delicious?
BROOKE IS DUMB AS HELL – Brooke Hogan was on the Howard Stern show today, and during the course of the interview admitted she didn’t know who the Vice President is and said her breasts were real. Real on the outside, maybe.
PARAMOUNT HAS LOST THEIR MINDS – the studio turned down a movie and its sequel, one to be directed by Steven Spielberg, the other by Peter Jackson. The movie is "Tintin", based on the comic strip about a little kid and his dog in Belgium. Spielberg has controlled the property since 1983, so long that he once considered Henry Thomas (ET) and Leo DiCaprio as the lead character. Could DiCaprio play a young boy today? Could 900-year-old Harrison Ford play Indiana Jones? Sure why not.
DAVID DUCHOVNY IS DOING WELL IN SEX REHAB – being locked up in L.A. with a bunch of other perverts doesn’t really sound like a cure. It sounds like a porno.
I AGREE WITH THAT GIRLS TITS - Amabo is making a strong push in the election, especially among girls who don’t know how mirrors work.
Despite what it may look like, this is not Brooke Hogan’s boyfriend. It's her roommate. Some guy named Glenn Packard. She's just hanging all over him to get attention. He's probably an idiot but that would still suck. You just want a place to crash but you have to put up with this Amazon flirting with you. If she did that to me, like if she stood in my doorway at 1am and asked what I was doing, I would put my finger under my nose to make it appear I had a mustache. Then say, oh, are you looking for Brendon, he took off for a while. Then Brooke would see my mustache and go, oh jeez, I’m sorry, I thought you were Brendon. Then I’d run to the bathroom and start a fire in the trashcan, duck out the window and run for my life.
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Brooke Hogan is set to shake up the internet with some tough talk and some new fake pictures. This morning she posted two staged mugshot type pictures of herself (here and here) and posted this on her myspace:
It's so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day…LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people………or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? :) Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of…um…. don't you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!
Love Always, Brooke
There is literally nothing on this earth I care about less than Brooke Hogan. There might be something on some other planet that I care about less than Brooke Hogan, but it would just be that planets version of Brooke Hogan, so technically I'm still correct.
