Remember these pictures of Hulk Hogan caressing his daughters ass and rubbing suntan oil in spots the sun had no chance of reaching in a million years? I'm assuming you do. That sort of thing stands out. Well Brooke Hogan has spoken to Us magazine about them, and her explanation will do anything but help.
Brooke Hogan, 20, sees nothing wrong with photos showing dad Hulk, 54, applying lotion to her butt that sparked a flurry of Internet gossip in April.
"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!" she adds.
Say what you will about Brooke Hogan, but she’s certainly not uptight. Her dad got to second base with her and she defended his right to do it. But if you think about it, it’s really not that weird. I’m lying of course. The only way this could have been any creepier is if he had a boner and snakes for hair.
Nick Hogan used to laugh all the time about how fast and reckless he drove, one time even bragging in Rides magazine about how he got pulled over three times in his silver Viper for driving 107, 113, and 123mph. According to him, this was in the span of about 10 minutes in a 50mph zone. He was well known to drag race and drift his cars, a hobby encouraged by his mom, and something he talked about on the message boards for tamparacing com under the handle "supraman111". Then on 8.27.07, he had a few beers and drag raced a friend. While driving 60 in a 40, Hogan lost control, jumped a medium and wrapped his car around a telephone poll, critically injuring his passenger, who is still in a vegetative state today. Nonetheless, Brooke Hogan would like all the haters to go fuck themselves. She wrote this on her myspace…
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Current mood: pissed off
Category: Life
I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I'm really pissed that the truth didn't come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn't from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn't start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I'm starting to figure it out. And I'm gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don't understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He's not "NICK HOGAN." AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…"
She took that down and then put up this…
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I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACE
ps: yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl."
Brooke and I agree, Nick Hogan is the real victim in all this. If John didn’t wanna end up in a coma, why was he at their house ALL THE TIME? With ALL THE TIME in caps. As Brooke points out, that’s all you need to know. It really makes you think.
Hulk Hogan slathered his hands in baby oil and then rubbed up against his daughters crotch yesterday, but in his defense, she has big implants, and guys love that.
NOW WITH MORE CREEPY UPDATE - Does Brooke Hogan not have arms? Can she not oil her own ass?
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Brooke Hogan and her boyfriend Jack Skeleton hung out in LA this weekend at some hotel pool. They just sat around while her dad wrecks her family and her brother wrecks everyone else’s. Not me though. I'm here to help. I'm a good person and a big winner, that's why I used my salsa dancing to win the big contest and earn enough prize money to save the rec center from that greedy developer. WE DID IT!
Hulk Hogans new girlfriend looks almost exactly like his daughter Brooke. Here they are at the airport, making Hitler beam with pride as his vision comes to life.
It took 800 million tries, but for the first time ever, Brooke Hogan actually looked kinda good last night at the Grammy's. And by "good", I mean, "like a girl". Even her dress is okay. It's kind of boring and forgettable, but that's still a huge step in the right direction if you're Brooke Hogan. I don't know how she assembled all the hidden parts of whatever cursed Egyptian amulet was needed to cast a spell and pull off this big-tittied treachery, but it was worth it. The down side: she's now 50 times stronger than a regular Brooke Hogan and may be immortal.
