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Charlie Sheen Allowed Around Children

Charlie Sheen and his ex procreation and crack smoking partner Brooke Mueller have agreed on a custody arrangement of their troubled twin sons. Sheen will be allowed monitored visits as he flop sweats through two hours of sobriety while a social worker plays frisbee with the little Damien children. The arrangement follows information that Sheen was wasted while the kids visited in the past. No word on whether or not...read more

Brooke Mueller Is Fucked Up And Shit Around The Web

For all her New Age bullshit, it seems that Brooke Mueller is just fucking crazy. Her former assistant is suing her for making him a drug mule, forcing him to have sex while she watched, and basically treating him like a slave. I've said it before and I'll say it again, never trust a hippie. Read about why it sucks to work for Brooke. (Dlisted) Karina Smirnova looking hot in a pink bikini in Miami. (Popoholic) Nicola...read more

Brooke Mueller's Sobriety Necklace Is Shiny

Brooke Mueller wore her sobriety necklace outside of her clothes in Hollywood to let the world know she's off the pipe. It's the vaunted 30 minute badge, or the 1800 second badge as Brooke is breathless and sweaty to point out. The past half hour hasn't been easy for Brooke, considering Charlie Sheen is kicking her out of her mansion, she's lost custody of her Beelzebub twins, and being one degree from her drug...read more

Brooke Mueller Takes Bob And Max Into the Woods for Training

At some point the Sheen Twins are going to need to know how to bury bodies in shallow graves that won't wash out with the first rains, how to create deadly poisons from ingredients found in nature that can't be traced by CSI investigators, and, animist spells to turn themselves into woodland mammals to avoid detection from manhunts. Brooke Mueller doesn't know how to do any of this shit, but she's taken enough drugs...read more

Brooke Mueller's Brother Now Has the Twin Social Science Experiments

Brooke Mueller's brother was awarded custody of Brooke's future serial murdering twins after Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards claimed Max and Bob were too freaky and violent to care for in her home. Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are currently battling to see whose pathological drug addictions can develop a more powerful schizophrenic break in their pre-school aged kids. Charlie already chased Mueller around...read more

Denise Richards Can No Longer Handle The Violent Sheen Twins

If only crack and meth pipes came with fancy warning labels like family friendly tobacco, maybe the Sheen twins wouldn't be four-year old future Natural Born Killers. Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards took custody of winning Charlie's twin boys by way of convicted drug fiend Brooke Mueller earlier this year when both bio parents were deemed unfit by the County. Now Denise Richards is surrendering custody of the...read more

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Brooke Mueller Crack Attack (VIDEO)

So, it looks like Charlie Sheen's ex, Brooke Mueller, likes to hit that rock. A video has surfaced online that appears to show Brooke suckin' on the old crack pipe while simultaneously trying to score some meth. I don't know if she's purposefully trying to make her heart explode or if she just needs to stay up for three days without sleep because there's an awesome TV Land marathon on. There are witnesses who claim...read more

Charlie Sheen Is Tired Of Giving Brooke Mueller All That Free Money

Back in May, Charlie Sheen's ex-wife, Brooke Mueller (seen above after her recent rug store heist), lost custody of their twin sons because of her suspected drug use, and one day later she entered a drug rehab program at UCLA. Interestingly, Charlie's other ex-wife, Denise Richards, was granted custody of the kids, despite having no relation to them, because Charlie is apparently still too much of a risk to be an...read more

Charlie Sheen lost big in court today

It might seem weird for a judge in a custody case to decide that a mother who is in drug rehab because she relapsed last week is still a fit parent, but in this case the father is Charlie Sheen. And he came to court with a prostitute. "Fit parent" is a relative term. Radar says... Sheen lost his fight against his estranged wife Brooke Mueller for full custody of their two-year-old twin sons, Max and Bob. According to...read more

Brooke Mueller is a cool wife

I had a girl break up with me one time because we were at a restaurant and I was talking to some other girl. It was the waitress. I was ordering. But the girl freaked out anyway, because girls are all completely nuts. Which brings us to Brooke Mueller, future ex wife of Charlie Sheen, who in December told police he held a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her. But the holidays can be stressful, and that was...read more

Brooke Mueller is moving back in with Charlie Sheen

Back in December, Charlie Sheen and his wife Broke Mueller rented a little house to spend Christmas skiing in Aspen. Then some stuff happened, and Charlie put a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her. After that they filed for divorce, he kidnapped some prostitute, did a mountain of coke, and had a continuous orgy with porn stars. Which apparently turns Brooke on. "She moved in several days ago," a source...read more

its the 911 call

The 911 call placed by Charlie Sheens wife Brooke Mueller on Christmas day after he choked her and threatened her with a knife has been released, and it's a delightful peek into the life of a Hollywood playboy who has been above the law his entire life. Some of the highlights... 911: Tell me exactly what happened. BROOKE: My husband had me, with a knife and I'm scared for my life and he threatened me. 911: Which room...read more