Charlie Sheen Allowed Around Children

Charlie Sheen and his ex procreation and crack smoking partner Brooke Mueller have agreed on a custody arrangement of their troubled twin sons. Sheen will be allowed monitored visits as he flop sweats through two hours of sobriety while a social worker plays frisbee with... read more

Brooke Mueller Is Fucked Up And Shit Around The Web

For all her New Age bullshit, it seems that Brooke Mueller is just fucking crazy. Her former assistant is suing her for making him a drug mule, forcing him to have sex while she watched, and basically treating him like a slave. I've said it before and I'll say it again,... read more

Brooke Mueller's Sobriety Necklace Is Shiny

Brooke Mueller wore her sobriety necklace outside of her clothes in Hollywood to let the world know she's off the pipe. It's the vaunted 30 minute badge, or the 1800 second badge as Brooke is breathless and sweaty to point out. The past half hour hasn't been easy for... read more

Brooke Mueller Takes Bob And Max Into the Woods for Training

At some point the Sheen Twins are going to need to know how to bury bodies in shallow graves that won't wash out with the first rains, how to create deadly poisons from ingredients found in nature that can't be traced by CSI investigators, and, animist spells to turn... read more

Brooke Mueller's Brother Now Has the Twin Social Science Experiments

Brooke Mueller's brother was awarded custody of Brooke's future serial murdering twins after Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards claimed Max and Bob were too freaky and violent to care for in her home. Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are currently battling to see... read more

Denise Richards Can No Longer Handle The Violent Sheen Twins

If only crack and meth pipes came with fancy warning labels like family friendly tobacco, maybe the Sheen twins wouldn't be four-year old future Natural Born Killers. Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards took custody of winning Charlie's twin boys by way of convicted... read more

Brooke Mueller Crack Attack (VIDEO)

So, it looks like Charlie Sheen's ex, Brooke Mueller, likes to hit that rock. A video has surfaced online that appears to show Brooke suckin' on the old crack pipe while simultaneously trying to score some meth. I don't know if she's purposefully trying to make her heart... read more

Charlie Sheen Is Tired Of Giving Brooke Mueller All That Free Money

Back in May, Charlie Sheen's ex-wife, Brooke Mueller (seen above after her recent rug store heist), lost custody of their twin sons because of her suspected drug use, and one day later she entered a drug rehab program at UCLA. Interestingly, Charlie's other ex-wife, ... read more

Charlie Sheen lost big in court today

It might seem weird for a judge in a custody case to decide that a mother who is in drug rehab because she relapsed last week is still a fit parent, but in this case the father is Charlie Sheen. And he came to court with a prostitute. "Fit parent" is a relative term. ... read more

Brooke Mueller is a cool wife

I had a girl break up with me one time because we were at a restaurant and I was talking to some other girl. It was the waitress. I was ordering. But the girl freaked out anyway, because girls are all completely nuts. Which brings us to Brooke Mueller, future ex wife of... read more

Brooke Mueller is moving back in with Charlie Sheen

Back in December, Charlie Sheen and his wife Broke Mueller rented a little house to spend Christmas skiing in Aspen. Then some stuff happened, and Charlie put a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her. After that they filed for divorce, he kidnapped some... read more

its the 911 call

The 911 call placed by Charlie Sheens wife Brooke Mueller on Christmas day after he choked her and threatened her with a knife has been released, and it's a delightful peek into the life of a Hollywood playboy who has been above the law his entire life. Some of the... read more