Charlie Sheen Keeps a Poem In His Heart

There are any number of feelings that might overcome a man to learn that his third ex-wife is off her meds and taking their twin second graders around Salt Lake City taverns in bare feet in search of UFOs. Calling the cops and your attorneys come to mind. Maybe booking... read more

Brooke Mueller To Psych Ward

Charlie Sheen's ex Brooke Mueller and mother to his demon children was reportedly seen beating her kids at a car wash in Utah, so don't stereotype the Jews. Her mom then had her booked into a psych ward because she believes she might be dangerous. read more

Brooke Mueller Off the Reservation

The concern that Charlie Sheen's messed up twin boys by way of ex-wife Brooke Mueller had gone missing seems to be alleviated. They weren't missing at all. They were with their mom who was barefoot and mumbling walking her boys into local Salt Lake City bars looking for... read more

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Charlie Sheen Allowed Around Children

Charlie Sheen and his ex procreation and crack smoking partner Brooke Mueller have agreed on a custody arrangement of their troubled twin sons. Sheen will be allowed monitored visits as he flop sweats through two hours of sobriety while a social worker plays frisbee with... read more

Brooke Mueller Is Fucked Up And Shit Around The Web

For all her New Age bullshit, it seems that Brooke Mueller is just fucking crazy. Her former assistant is suing her for making him a drug mule, forcing him to have sex while she watched, and basically treating him like a slave. I've said it before and I'll say it again,... read more

Brooke Mueller's Sobriety Necklace Is Shiny

Brooke Mueller wore her sobriety necklace outside of her clothes in Hollywood to let the world know she's off the pipe. It's the vaunted 30 minute badge, or the 1800 second badge as Brooke is breathless and sweaty to point out. The past half hour hasn't been easy for... read more

Brooke Mueller Takes Bob And Max Into the Woods for Training

At some point the Sheen Twins are going to need to know how to bury bodies in shallow graves that won't wash out with the first rains, how to create deadly poisons from ingredients found in nature that can't be traced by CSI investigators, and, animist spells to turn... read more

Brooke Mueller's Brother Now Has the Twin Social Science Experiments

Brooke Mueller's brother was awarded custody of Brooke's future serial murdering twins after Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards claimed Max and Bob were too freaky and violent to care for in her home. Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are currently battling to see... read more

Denise Richards Can No Longer Handle The Violent Sheen Twins

If only crack and meth pipes came with fancy warning labels like family friendly tobacco, maybe the Sheen twins wouldn't be four-year old future Natural Born Killers. Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards took custody of winning Charlie's twin boys by way of convicted... read more

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Brooke Mueller Crack Attack (VIDEO)

So, it looks like Charlie Sheen's ex, Brooke Mueller, likes to hit that rock. A video has surfaced online that appears to show Brooke suckin' on the old crack pipe while simultaneously trying to score some meth. I don't know if she's purposefully trying to make her heart... read more

Charlie Sheen Is Tired Of Giving Brooke Mueller All That Free Money

Back in May, Charlie Sheen's ex-wife, Brooke Mueller (seen above after her recent rug store heist), lost custody of their twin sons because of her suspected drug use, and one day later she entered a drug rehab program at UCLA. Interestingly, Charlie's other ex-wife, ... read more

Charlie Sheen lost big in court today

It might seem weird for a judge in a custody case to decide that a mother who is in drug rehab because she relapsed last week is still a fit parent, but in this case the father is Charlie Sheen. And he came to court with a prostitute. "Fit parent" is a relative term. ... read more