not even Brooklyn Decker can save this

By brendon May 09, 2012 @ 2:22 PM

Brooklyn Decker is also in ‘What To Expect…’, and was at the New York premiere last night, which changes absolutely nothing. No amount of Brooklyn Decker or Elizabeth Banks or the greatness of Anna Kendrick can make up for a movie with Cameron Diaz AND Jennifer Lopez.

The only way I’d ever find a seat and wait for the curtain to be drawn so I could watch those two cunts is if the state was about to execute them.

(image source = getty, fame/flynet. and here, because i love you very much, is an awesome, possibly nsfw brooklyn decker .gif.)

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Tags: brooklyn decker, what to expect when youre expecting |

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Brooklyn Decker seemed upset

By brendon April 09, 2012 @ 12:14 PM

Brooklyn Decker looked annoyed when she noticed people staring and taking pictures of her while she laid out by her hotels pool in Sydney this weekend, but that’s the downside of being famous. She should try taking her top off and covering her face with it. That way no one would recognize her. You’re welcome, Brooklyn!

(image source = inf, splash)

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its the Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendar, part 2

By brendon November 16, 2011 @ 6:48 PM

God knows why there are two versions of this thing, but there are, and so here’s the second one (first one here). I cropped the tags and the actual calendar part again, so you’ll just have to take my word for it when I tell you that Christmas is on a Tuesday next year.

(note: just right click on a pic if you need the models name. its in the file name.)

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Tags: alyssa miller, bikini, bikinis, brooklyn decker, chrissy teigen, cintia dicker, genevieve morton, hilary rhoda, irina shayk, kate upton |

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its the 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendar

By brendon November 15, 2011 @ 7:38 AM

When I was a kid I and I got calendars like this I would always check June first, because that’s when my birthday is, and I felt like I had some connection with the girl who was June. For this it’s Chrissy Teigen, who I already sort of know a little bit. Needless to say we’re totally gonna do it now.

(i cropped the pics and removed the tag for the first part, the full calendar pics are after that. in case you need to right click and print your own calendar.)

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Tags: alyssa miller, bikini, bikinis, brooklyn decker, chrissy teigen, cintia dicker, genevieve morton, hilary rhoda, irina shayk, kate upton |

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the MTV Movie Awards were as thrilling as ever

By brendon June 06, 2011 @ 10:41 AM

The 2011 MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you missed it, or the ones from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007, here’s a comprehensive recap:

1. ‘Twilight’ won everything.

2. I asked, “who the fuck is that,” a lot.

3. No one did anything sexy, interesting, or funny.

See ya next year, everybody!

(image source = getty and bauer griffin and flynet)

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Tags: 2011 mtv movie awards, alexa vega, amanda bynes, brooklyn decker, jennifer lawrence, Nina Dobrev, rosie huntington whitely, selena gomez |

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Brooklyn Decker won the Country Music Awards

By brendon April 04, 2011 @ 12:47 PM

She looks way better when she wears a bikini or something see through so we can see her tits, but Brooklyn Decker still looked tremendous at last nights Academy of Country Music Awards in Vegas.

“This is dumb, why was she there, what does Brooklyn Decker have to do with country music,” asked one guy who was missing the point.

(image source = getty and wenn)