By Travis April 29, 2014 @ 9:00 AM
Brooklyn Decker is one of the stars of the new CBS comedy Friends with Better Lives, which you probably haven’t watched yet and have no intentions of watching anytime soon, but it will still somehow be on TV for the next 10 years. To give you an idea of how funny Brooklyn and her co-stars, Zoe Lister-Jones and Majandra Delfino, think they are, the three of them made a “Threesome” video for Funny or Die, and it’s funny because you think that it’s going to be about three women having sex with each other, but then you die when you watch the entire thing, because you voluntarily choke on your tongue as opposed to watching it again.
By Travis July 29, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Brooklyn Decker and Patrick Wilson were filming their new comedy, Stretch, in Los Angeles yesterday, and because I’d rather not make an effort to look up what it’s actually about, I’m going to guess that it’s a film about a woman with a ridiculous body that is forced to wear a very unflattering dress in public. And because the dress hides her incredible breasts, she’s really disappointed, because she’s wondering why no guys are paying attention to her anymore.
But then a gust of wind comes and almost shows everyone her crotch and she realizes that the dress was just right for her all along. The end.
(Photo Credits: JP/JFXimages/Wenn.com)
Brooklyn Decker is also in ‘What To Expect…’, and was at the New York premiere last night, which changes absolutely nothing. No amount of Brooklyn Decker or Elizabeth Banks or the greatness of Anna Kendrick can make up for a movie with Cameron Diaz AND Jennifer Lopez.
The only way I’d ever find a seat and wait for the curtain to be drawn so I could watch those two cunts is if the state was about to execute them.
(image source = getty, fame/flynet. and here, because i love you very much, is an awesome, possibly nsfw brooklyn decker .gif.)
By brendon April 09, 2012 @ 12:14 PM
Brooklyn Decker looked annoyed when she noticed people staring and taking pictures of her while she laid out by her hotels pool in Sydney this weekend, but that’s the downside of being famous. She should try taking her top off and covering her face with it. That way no one would recognize her. You’re welcome, Brooklyn!
(image source = inf, splash)
By brendon November 16, 2011 @ 6:48 PM
God knows why there are two versions of this thing, but there are, and so here’s the second one (first one here). I cropped the tags and the actual calendar part again, so you’ll just have to take my word for it when I tell you that Christmas is on a Tuesday next year.
(note: just right click on a pic if you need the models name. its in the file name.)
By brendon November 15, 2011 @ 7:38 AM
When I was a kid I and I got calendars like this I would always check June first, because that’s when my birthday is, and I felt like I had some connection with the girl who was June. For this it’s Chrissy Teigen, who I already sort of know a little bit. Needless to say we’re totally gonna do it now.
(i cropped the pics and removed the tag for the first part, the full calendar pics are after that. in case you need to right click and print your own calendar.)