BRUNO – the red-band NSFW trailer hit today (here or the source), and it’s filled with amazing advice, including how to defend your self against a man with two dildos. Oh of course, the backwards kick! Next time is gonna be different. (source = trailer park)
JENNIFER HUDSON – the Oscar winner doesn’t want people to cry for her when they think back to the tragedies in her life. Done and done, baby. (source = star)
TAMARA MELLON – Christian Slater’s ex and the founder of Jimmy Choo is still in St. Barts, feeling her own breasts and hanging out with topless girls. Good news for us, bad news for this poor bastard if by some miracle his wife is reading this right now. (image source = splash)
BRUNO – the first cut of the follow-up to “Borat” has received an NC-17 rating. Maybe because of the scene where the black baby he bought arrives in a cardboard box at the airport. Or because you can see the baby in pictures of Bruno having gay sex. And yet he’s still a better parent than either of the Lohans. (source = the wrap)
MADONNA – the fundraiser she held 14 months ago to raise money for Malawi brought in an impressive $3.7 million. It will help save lives, as soon as she finds it. To be fair, she’s never explained where the money is or what it’s for, so it’s almost like it never even existed. (411)
AMERICAN IDOL – Megan Joy is expected to be cut from AI tonight, so good news for people who like things that suck. That hot black girl from Mississippi was the best package by a mile, but she’s gone, now so is Megan and her huge rack. Fox better get Marisa Miller to sit in the audience and lick her breasts or else no one will ever watch this POS. (source = E! and Dial Idol)
