Mariah Carey Drops Boy Toy

April 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey is a national treasure. Her mental instability brings joy to millions of Americans anxious to see another star implode right through her girdle. But Carey will never go full Shelley Duvall. Dr. Phil won’t have the pleasure... READ MORE

Mariah and Bryan Flaming Passion

March 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There's no book on how to maintain your beard that isn't chiefly about facial hair grooming. You'd think by now one of the more successful female entertainers would've put together a How-To guide to running your male companion show... READ MORE

Mariah Carey Confirms Her Beard

February 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rumors of Mariah Carey's relationship with her dance team member Bryan Tanaka were heretofore only rumors. Or technically a paid publicity campaign according to her Schedule C business write-offs. Carey officially confirmed the blatantly staged romance for the first... READ MORE

Mariah Carey’s Boyfriend Just Got Gayer

January 3, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey's new reality show features her gay boyfriend Bryan Tanaka jumping out of a cake and giving her a lap dance. They were initially going to do it the other way around, but Tanaka is a dancer and... READ MORE

Mariah Carey And Masculine Boyfriend Can’t Stop Fucking Like Man and Woman

December 14, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's no business to me who another man is fucking. But if you're going to insist on having your publicity department funnel an endless series of insider stories and photos of your client's new totally heterosexual hardon Lothario, people... READ MORE

Mariah Carey Striking Back (VIDEO)

November 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey is serving up the best kind of revenge on her recent ex-fiancé. The kind where you pretend you're having a fling with your young male backup dancer. READ MORE