Not Your Father's Forever 21

Forever 21 is famous for ripping off fashion designers and producing their same trending crap at cheap prices for girls who imagine themselves Zooey Deschanel. They're also known for their born-again Christian immigrant owners who turned discount fashion into a four billion dollar personal net more

Bryana Holly Is Your New Celebrity Girlfriend

Bryana Holly is now the chick linked to dating no less than eleven different celebrities. It's a good spot for her. Not so enticing for the dude who gets sloppy elevenths. She became popular when she was dating the Jenner kid Bruce sired when he was still biting his lip and banging women in the 80's. There's a decent career in dating the right people. You don't need to tell your publicist to lie. You just need to tell...

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Bryana Holly and Rocky Barnes in Bikinis

I couldn't figure out who the third chick is. Let's just hope she films the other two well when they pleasure each other because hot women in bikinis can't stop fucking in the changing room. Everything you needed to know you learned in kindergarten. Everything I needed to know I learned from watching Cinemax. You know how to share. I know women want big fake tits and intercourse blocked by a softcore porn safety...

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Bryana Holly Topless to Sell DSTLD Jeans

There are two big moments in any Jenner kids life. The first is when you realize you're good looking and living in L.A. and you don't really ever have to get a real job. The second is the day dad comes to you and respectfully requests you start calling him Priscilla. It's a trade off most people would accept. Every time I think about Brody Jenner making the conscious decision to ditch this Bryana Holly model chick, I...

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Bryana Holly Is Almost Nude

Bryana Holly is kind of a model. She became well known for being Brody Jenner's girlfriend this past year until they suddenly broke up after the Halloween Party at the Playboy Mansion. They immediately erased all the Instagram photos of each other on their respective accounts, vanished, as if their special social media love never happened. Brody always said he liked Bryana because she was great looking and was a beach...

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