Bryana Holly and Rocky Barnes in Bikinis

By Lex November 24, 2015 @ 11:28 AM

Bryana Holly Bikini Hotness Mia Marcelle
I couldn’t figure out who the third chick is. Let’s just hope she films the other two well when they pleasure each other because hot women in bikinis can’t stop fucking in the changing room. Everything you needed to know you learned in kindergarten. Everything I needed to know I learned from watching Cinemax. You know how to share. I know women want big fake tits and intercourse blocked by a softcore porn safety donut. And action, girls. You’re already touching and half-naked. Let nature take its course. Lesbian can once again be a happy word.

Photo Credit: Mia Marcelle

Bryana Holly Topless to Sell DSTLD Jeans

By Lex May 15, 2014 @ 12:44 PM

Bryana Holly Topless In A Photo Shoot By Neave Bozorgi For DSTLD
There are two big moments in any Jenner kids life. The first is when you realize you’re good looking and living in L.A. and you don’t really ever have to get a real job. The second is the day dad comes to you and respectfully requests you start calling him Priscilla. It’s a trade off most people would accept. Every time I think about Brody Jenner making the conscious decision to ditch this Bryana Holly model chick, I can’t help but think about a guy who’s pretty damn cocksure he can easily get more of the same. That’s as foreign to me as eating labrador retrievers or circumcising girls so they take to sex with similar passion as WASPy women from Connecticut. I don’t hate Brody Jenner, I don’t respect him. I have no feelings about him whatsoever. I just really want to make four minutes of sweet love to his ex-girlfriend then make up a reason why I can’t stay.

Photo Credit: Neave-Bozorgi/DSTLD

Bryana Holly Is Almost Nude

By Lex January 02, 2014 @ 7:17 PM

Bryana Holly Poses Nude But Covered For The January 2014 Issue Of Treats Magazine
Bryana Holly is kind of a model. She became well known for being Brody Jenner’s girlfriend this past year until they suddenly broke up after the Halloween Party at the Playboy Mansion. They immediately erased all the Instagram photos of each other on their respective accounts, vanished, as if their special social media love never happened. Brody always said he liked Bryana because she was great looking and was a beach girl, and being a surfer himself, that was very important to him. When guys say things like this, I just kind of laugh politely and think about punching them in the face until they spit eye blood out of their mouth. He didn’t deserve her. Good looking and a beach girl? It’s too much. I can only hope Brody’s dad looks good in whatever clothes Bryana left behind after the split.

Photo Credit: Treats Magazine