Caitlin O’Connor Wears A Red Bikini Because That’s Her Job

By Lex January 07, 2015 @ 11:24 AM

Caitlin O'Connor Wears A Red Bikini For Water Sales In Pacific Palisades
Driving models out into the winter cold to show off in bikinis isn’t so bad. Inventing a fake bottled water company to get chicks begging you to get half naked on the beach isn’t so bad either. The combo does seem pretty tawdry however, especially when you’re trying to turn a buck in the same instance. It’s flying too close to the sun. The ambitious dick is going to melt.

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Caitlin O’Connor Has a Touch of Modesty

By Lex November 06, 2014 @ 9:23 AM

Caitlin Oconnor Topless For 138 Water In Malibu
Somebody sent me a letter claiming I’m a shill for this indecently crappy water company. Do I seem that business intelligent to you? That’s rhetorical, you judgmental fucks. I’d take the money if it were offered. Shill is just another word for being able to pay the rent and afford the good Ebola containment suits when the time comes. There’s no glory in being destitute and date raped in the gutter by hobos as you stay true to your art. Michelangelo, Picasso, that Chinese panda that painted characters with his feces. All lived comfortably sponsored lives. This chick is covering her tits with her hands because you don’t deserve to see them. Not today you don’t.

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Caitlin O’Connor Has Commercial Grade Boobs

By Lex October 28, 2014 @ 2:12 PM

Caitlin OConnor Wears A See Thru Mesh Top And Bikini Bottoms While Posing With 138 Water In Malibu
After an exhaustive number of attempts, the omnicidal maniacs at this sham bottled water company have finally stumbled upon precisely the winning formula for simple mastery of the human race. Tits. I don’t even know who this chick is and I want to do whatever the hell she asks. From watering her house plants to disappearing that bitch at work who keeps stealing her erasers, I’m down. Don’t think I’d stop short of going Taylor on the nuclear bomb ignition switch if she told me fission made her horny.

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Caitlin O’Connor In A Blue Bikini For A Night Photo Shoot At The Beach In Santa Monica

By Lex July 22, 2014 @ 8:21 AM

Caitlin O’Connor In A Blue Bikini For A Night Photo Shoot At The Beach In Santa Monica

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Caitlin O’Connor In A Bikini

By Lex March 26, 2014 @ 4:48 PM

Caitlin O'Connor In A Yellow Bikini At The Beach In Santa Monica
Just because Maxim is circling the toilet bowl, doesn’t mean they didn’t help discover a few good looking girls along the way. Discover may not be the right term. We used to use that for Columbus and America before everybody started yelling about Indians being here a thousand years before he arrived. And then other people yelling at those people for saying Indians instead of Native Americans. That doesn’t even include a Scandanavian girl who let me feel her boobs because I knew who Leif Erikson was. Clearly, Caitlin O’Connor looked good wet long before she was technically discovered. Still, I’m glad she was. Just look at her. Now, again. Now picture her with her clothes off. She looks like a real surfer.

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