By Lex October 28, 2014 @ 2:12 PM
After an exhaustive number of attempts, the omnicidal maniacs at this sham bottled water company have finally stumbled upon precisely the winning formula for simple mastery of the human race. Tits. I don’t even know who this chick is and I want to do whatever the hell she asks. From watering her house plants to disappearing that bitch at work who keeps stealing her erasers, I’m down. Don’t think I’d stop short of going Taylor on the nuclear bomb ignition switch if she told me fission made her horny.
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By Lex March 26, 2014 @ 4:48 PM
Just because Maxim is circling the toilet bowl, doesn’t mean they didn’t help discover a few good looking girls along the way. Discover may not be the right term. We used to use that for Columbus and America before everybody started yelling about Indians being here a thousand years before he arrived. And then other people yelling at those people for saying Indians instead of Native Americans. That doesn’t even include a Scandanavian girl who let me feel her boobs because I knew who Leif Erikson was. Clearly, Caitlin O’Connor looked good wet long before she was technically discovered. Still, I’m glad she was. Just look at her. Now, again. Now picture her with her clothes off. She looks like a real surfer.
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