Caitlyn Jenner Has Cancer

March 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s not socially acceptable to be excited when hearing someone who probably deserves cancer actually got cancer. But when it’s someone from the Kar-Jenner klan it’s a lot harder to hide a smirk. Before throwing a fully catered “Kardashians... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner: Women Are “Emotionally weaker. Physically weaker.”

March 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If I was a terrible eighty-year-old referring to Caitlyn Jenner’s new comments I would say “open mouth, insert foot” – or in the case of Jenner “Open mouth, insert young lesbian beaver,” because the trans celebrity just can’t... READ MORE

Piers Morgan Pulls Caitlyn Jenner’s Woman Card

January 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

British bloke Piers Morgan should be the last man commenting on the attractiveness of American women when the ladies from across the pond aren’t exactly known for their looks. With the exception of a few famous faces hailing from... READ MORE

Open Post: Which Jenndashian Needs To Be Voted Off The Island? Island Meaning Planet

December 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Each and every Jenndashian brings a little something extra to the table - Beast brings a fork and knife, Kim brings HPV, Kourtney brings an inch of visible gums, Kris brings a Taser in case one of them gets... READ MORE

Is Nobody Caitlyn Jenner Dating Nobody Sophia Hutchins?

November 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Couple alert. Andre The Giant was caught looking worse for the wear while stomping through LAX airport next to whore-y ingenue Sophia Hutchins. People have been dying for some sort of Caitlyn Jenner sex story, because the visual is so appealing, and... READ MORE

Caitlyn Hid Her Dick Snip From Kim

October 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s a sad day for any celebrity when someone who has been like a father to you for the first half of their life becomes your other mother for the second half. Even a google search quickly corrects and... READ MORE

Blake Griffin And Kendall Jenner Team Up While Caitlyn Exiled From Klan

September 6, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kendall Jenner is following the formula and footsteps her sister Kim has left for her. When you're not talented the easiest way to implant talent inside of you is by sexual symbiosis. 


Caitlin Jenner Caught Wearing Trump Hat

August 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The former Bruce Jenner prepared in many ways to become a woman. The to-do list item she forgot was a long term self-promotional strategy. If you love dick and attention in equal amounts, you need to prepare for both... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner Makes Jimmy Kimmel Apologize

July 19, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Brave makeup-spackled linebacker Caitlyn Jenner clomped her way onto Jimmy Kimmel Live to pimp out her book The Secrets of My Life. Whatever secrets remain, no thanks. Jenner explains that, first and foremost, she is a woman of the Lord. She'll be surprised... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner Brave Trans For Alexandria Shooter Joker

June 19, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Reality star under two genders Caitlyn Jenner brought the yucks to the College Republican National Committee with a joke that makes Michael Richards' stand-up ring like a Black Panther pep talk.