Calvin Harris is a DJ, although he actually produces some of the music unlike Paris Hilton who has someone assist her to press Play on an iPod and then stands there with a butt plug in. Harris dated Taylor... READ MORE

Taylor Swift is in the enviable financial position of never having to marry the jackasses she dates. Calvin Harris is a DJ and music producer which doesn't really explain what he does but he makes a shitload doing it.... READ MORE

Taylor Swift continues her long distance relationship with Calvin Harris, the electronic music DJ from England that makes some obscene amount of money with his iPod and Garage Band. Swift is keeping up the pretense she has a womanly... READ MORE

Taylor Swift is splitting with the world’s highest paid DJ Calvin Harris because he got a rub and tug massage for two hours at a Thai parlor on Sunset. Calvin Harris claims he’s innocent because he’s British and thinks... READ MORE

Taylor Swift posted her first Instagram with her new boyfriend Calvin Harris, the modern day equivalent of commitment. It used to be anal on your wedding night. We’re living in strange times. Harris is a Scottish guy who found moderate... READ MORE

If you’re thinking Taylor Swift looks like the submissive girlfriend then you’re falling into the same demon hole this poor Scottish fuck is currently descending. His name is Adam, he calls himself Calvin and he’s at the forefront of... READ MORE

America’s evil sweetheart Taylor Swift was seen kissing techno DJ Calvin Harris at a Kenny Chesney concert. Calvin Harris probably doesn’t know it yet, but there is no waving your hands in the air like you just don’t care in living... READ MORE